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[Hornymwtxn]

...and that affects us... how?

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Just saying his opinion on food should be taken with all the salt in the ocean

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you allergic? Just wondering why

I don't like most foods. I don't mean, I don't care for this or that, I mean ... they are often repulsive to me. I think the only ingredient in pizza that doesn't seem totally gross to me is the Canadian bacon. Sorry... I know that's another hot button, but I don't know what else to call it... and totally don't care anyway.

I'm shocked you don't believe me lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

yeah...youre wrong, but sure...rafe eats the ENTIRE steak, because its...cooked...when you weirdos eating your raw steaks cut off half of it and call it "gristle" because its unappetizing...whereas my steak and even the rendered tallow poured on top of it is delicious...

So your argument is it is better because it all tastes like gristle?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Eh, since there really isn't a baseline for measuring "literacy," these rankings are pretty meaningless. You can find three different ranking systems with radically different results.

He just knows I'm from Louisiana and wanted to insult me as deeply as possible. I already know Lousiana is in the bottom 10 states as far as education goes. That doesn't mean that all of us who come out of there are dumb. Hell, we have an Ivy League school! And the people are nicer to strangers more than the majority (if not all) the other states! And there is no better food. And we have parades and jazz and the ability to walk down a public street and drink! Not to mention the drive-thru alcohol places that I miss.





I need to sit down.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

yeah...youre wrong, but sure...rafe eats the ENTIRE steak, because its...cooked...when you weirdos eating your raw steaks cut off half of it and call it "gristle" because its unappetizing...whereas my steak and even the rendered tallow poured on top of it is delicious...

You need a better butcher or something man

 

[Chloe_Harper]

yeah...youre wrong, but sure...rafe eats the ENTIRE steak, because its...cooked...when you weirdos eating your raw steaks cut off half of it and call it "gristle" because its unappetizing...whereas my steak and even the rendered tallow poured on top of it is delicious...

*Roy Kent voice*

WHISTLE!

 

[BrendaBear]

These Brats are vicious

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[Chloe_Harper]

Just saying his opinion on food should be taken with all the salt in the ocean

WHISTLE

So your argument is it is better because it all tastes like gristle?

WHISTLE

You need a better butcher or something man

WHISTLE!!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's me as well. I actually took great pleasure in making coffee for her, even though I didn't drink it myself, or even know if I got it right.

This is love.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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From the guy posting how pineapple on pizza should get it thrown away?

I am not sure consistency is your forte.

 

[TXRafe]

*Roy Kent voice*

WHISTLE!

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[BrendaBear]

Well, one, a vast majority of things we tease people about on this board don't actually affect us. Just ask the Jeep-hater boy...

I love you, Dreamy... why did you suddenly decide to take my dopey jokes serious?

Two, I'm going to take that into consideration when he is posting about what food tastes good.

Great!

 

[UnquietDreams]

WHISTLE

WHISTLE

WHISTLE!!!!

Are you whistling at me, ma'am?

 

[TXRafe]

Just saying his opinion on food should be taken with all the salt in the ocean

So your argument is it is better because it all tastes like gristle?

You need a better butcher or something man

From the guy posting how pineapple on pizza should get it thrown away?

I am not sure consistency is your forte.

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[Neanderthal247]

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You’re the only gentle soul here, the rest of these Brats are crazy.

 

[TXRafe]

@everyone

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[UnquietDreams]

He just knows I'm from Louisiana and wanted to insult me as deeply as possible. I already know Lousiana is in the bottom 10 states as far as education goes. That doesn't mean that all of us who come out of there are dumb. Hell, we have an Ivy League school! And the people are nicer to strangers more than the majority (if not all) the other states! And there is no better food. And we have parades and jazz and the ability to walk down a public street and drink! Not to mention the drive-thru alcohol places that I miss.





I need to sit down.

My lap is available.

I could suggest other options on where to sit as well...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Are you whistling at me, ma'am?

Yes. Referee Chloe called a time out on the food wars and y'all are completely ignoring it

 

[BrendaBear]

He just knows I'm from Louisiana and wanted to insult me as deeply as possible. I already know Lousiana is in the bottom 10 states as far as education goes. That doesn't mean that all of us who come out of there are dumb. Hell, we have an Ivy League school! And the people are nicer to strangers more than the majority (if not all) the other states! And there is no better food. And we have parades and jazz and the ability to walk down a public street and drink! Not to mention the drive-thru alcohol places that I miss.





I need to sit down.

I suddenly now know, I need to make a gif with my making a wine offering for you....

Since I don't have one, I'll just say what I was thinking... Baby, here's some wine, have a seat, relax. The bubbles are on the way.

 

[UnquietDreams]

@everyone

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Let me like what I like!

Also, food I don't like should be thrown away!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Yes. Referee Chloe called a time out on the food wars and y'all are completely ignoring it

No pineapples were harmed.

 

[TXRafe]

Let me like what I like!

Also, food I don't like should be thrown away!

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[Chloe_Harper]

My lap is available.

I could suggest other options on where to sit as well...

I suddenly now know, I need to make a gif with my making a wine offering for you....

Since I don't have one, I'll just say what I was thinking... Baby, here's some wine, have a seat, relax. The bubbles are on the way.

I'm picking Brenda’s option because she didn't contribute to the ongoing food wars

And because I love both wine and bubbles

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes. Referee Chloe called a time out on the food wars and y'all are completely ignoring it

I have no context for who Roy Kent is, or why "WHISTLE" is shorthand for "please stop arguing about food."

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Lovely. Just what I wanted. A chart with statistics to insult me further. Your need to be "right" all the time and put stuff like this up to prove you know what you're talking about is really quite ridiculous.

But, since my reading comprehension is oh so terrible, I'll just skip over the chart for now.

I really was only trying to tease. Deadpan doesn't translate well in writing, so please know I do apologize if I upset you. The only thing that makes me question your intelligence is your incessant desire to see my pasty, hairy, fat ass!

And he says I'm the mean one.

Not what my fortune cookie or magic 8 ball said.

Eh, since there really isn't a baseline for measuring "literacy," these rankings are pretty meaningless. You can find three different ranking systems with radically different results.

This thing can't be accurate, because after spending time in Alabama, the armpit of Alabama (the FL panhandle), and Oklahoma, I firmly believe Alabama and Oklahoma should be tied for last place.

And my sincerest apologies to anyone from either of those states.

He just knows I'm from Louisiana and wanted to insult me as deeply as possible. I already know Lousiana is in the bottom 10 states as far as education goes. That doesn't mean that all of us who come out of there are dumb. Hell, we have an Ivy League school! And the people are nicer to strangers more than the majority (of not all) the other states! And there is no better food. And we have parades and jazz and the ability to walk down a public street and drink! Not to mention the drive-thru alcohol places that I miss.

I will wholeheartedly disagree about the Southern Hospitality trope though. It is not as honest and widespread as people think it is.

I need to sit down.

Have a pineapple pizza?