Neanderthal247
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It's calledHow do you put blasphemy on pizza?

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It's calledHow do you put blasphemy on pizza?
Or your buttIt's called![]()
It shouldn't hurt, I've dealt with wax since my teenage years. It's the mental anticipation of pain and when it makes contact, it's the illusion of pain.Remeber that arousal blurs that pain/pleasure area. I have a friend who did a picture for Chaos where she dripped wax on herself. But since she was taking photos, and not playing her way in, as it were, it just hurt. A lot. A lot a lot, heh.
Simple but affective insult lolOr your butt
Talent??How do you put blasphemy on pizza?
Simple but affective insult lol
I'll do it, before that old smoothie beats me to the punch.Alright. Who is putting this brat in bedI should sleep, or at least try.
Wait... who is the old smoothie? Did you remember my stuffed animal? Can you turn the fan on? Could I trouble you for some water? Can you hand me my phone charger as I seem to have dropped the cord on the floor?I'll do it, before that old smoothie beats me to the punch.
Tucks you in
Sweet Dreams
I am confused. Is his butt a pineapple, or is your butt on the pizza.Or your butt
His butt on the pizza would be blasphemy.I am confused. Is his butt a pineapple, or is your butt on the pizza.
I mean, I have my vote, but still...
This made my head hurt....I am confused. Is his butt a pineapple, or is your butt on the pizza.
I mean, I have my vote, but still...
This I agree with.His butt on the pizza would be blasphemy.
This I do not.My butt on the pizza would just make things confusing![]()
So contrarianThis I agree with.
This I do not.
Old smoothie is @UnquietDreamsWait... who is the old smoothie? Did you remember my stuffed animal? Can you turn the fan on? Could I trouble you for some water? Can you hand me my phone charger as I seem to have dropped the cord on the floor?![]()
Lighting the room with a single candle, I draw back the blankets.Alright. Who is putting this brat in bedI should sleep, or at least try.
You are much more practical. I like it.Old smoothie is @UnquietDreams
I put 20 stuffed animals on the bed
Turns on the fan and night light
Cold lemon water next to your bed
Phone charger plugged in and handed to you
My goodness, you brats are demanding
If you're really going to sleep
Goodnight![]()
You smooth playaLighting the room with a single candle, I draw back the blankets.
My hand in yours, l lead you to the bed. I sit you on the side, then lay you back, your head on your pillow, as I lift your feet and slide them under the sheets. I draw the blankets across your body, pulling them gently to your chin. Then I gently kiss each cheek, then your forehead.
"Dream sweet, Princess, and think of an odd man across the country, dreaming of you as well."
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Aawe...Old smoothie is @UnquietDreams
Now she can't breathe...... @Chloe_HarperI put 20 stuffed animals on the bed
Turns on the fan and night light
Cold lemon water next to your bed
Phone charger plugged in and handed to you
What happen to chivalry ????My goodness, you brats are demanding
Duh.....it's sleepy timeIf you're really going to sleep
Goodnight![]()
Old smoothie is @UnquietDreams
I put 20 stuffed animals on the bed
Turns on the fan and night light
Cold lemon water next to your bed
Phone charger plugged in and handed to you
My goodness, you brats are demanding
If you're really going to sleep
Goodnight![]()
Ok, I clearly need to ask to be tucked in more often. This was amazing, both of you. So very different, but both so wonderful.Lighting the room with a single candle, I draw back the blankets.
My hand in yours, l lead you to the bed. I sit you on the side, then lay you back, your head on your pillow, as I lift your feet and slide them under the sheets. I draw the blankets across your body, pulling them gently to your chin. Then I gently kiss each cheek, then your forehead.
"Dream sweet, Princess, and think of an odd man across the country, dreaming of you as well."
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Oofph....Lighting the room with a single candle, I draw back the blankets.
My hand in yours, l lead you to the bed. I sit you on the side, then lay you back, your head on your pillow, as I lift your feet and slide them under the sheets. I draw the blankets across your body, pulling them gently to your chin. Then I gently kiss each cheek, then your forehead.
"Dream sweet, Princess, and think of an odd man across the country, dreaming of you as well."
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I'll gladly do it, but I can't let her know I enjoy it, so I complain lol.Aawe...
Now she can't breathe...... @Chloe_Harper
Are you okay???? Blink twice!
What happen to chivalry ????
Duh.....it's sleepy time
I know, I'm just being silly. It's very charming.Ok, I clearly need to ask to be tucked in more often. This was amazing, both of you. So very different, but both so wonderful.
And yes, brats are demanding. It's part of our charm.
Goodnight and sweet dreams when y'all get there!
I know rightOofph....