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[Chloe_Harper]

easier to speak it I am guessing?

You would think... but also... no.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, I am anything but typical.

And not everyone has your...skill sets, dear heart.

Flattery will get you everywhere

 

[BrendaBear]

My first tattoo was text on my left inner arm that I see whenever I’m wearing a short sleeve shirt. I read it regularly.

Are you willing to share what it says? Does it inspire you?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Side note
...
I may be southern, but writing in backwood/redneck is quite difficult.

 

[peekingone]

You would think... but also... no.

Maybe after a few cocktails it would just flow right off the tongue.
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[Chloe_Harper]

Well, that's a special dialect right there... now we are adding Cajun influence into... I can speak that better than I can write it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, that's a special dialect right there... now we are adding Cajun influence into... I can speak that better than I can write it

I’m pretty sure that’s a Bostonian accent. I heard it in Good Will Hunting. I swear.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Maybe after a few cocktails it would just flow right off the tongue.
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After a few drinks, I do get more southern. I'm a southern belle, but also a smidge of a redneck woman.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

After a few drinks, I do get more southern. I'm a southern belle, but also a smidge of a redneck woman.

Is that Girubby or grilly?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I gots the gators. They gon' eat up some evidence but also some'n might gone and seen em eatin, then I'm off to git fitted for some new shiny bracelets...

This is dying to get the voca treatment

 

[peekingone]

After a few drinks, I do get more southern. I'm a southern belle, but also a smidge of a redneck woman.

oh go ahead and start talking. That is wonderful to hear. Throw it a couple of fucks and I am all ears

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[UnquietDreams]

I just don't trust that the wildlife isn't gonna give me away... like, nearest body of deep water? That's just too close.

It is no wonder I am trying so hard to seduce you...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is that Girubby or grilly?

I like Grilly. Or Grully?

This is dying to get the voca treatment

Who's giving it the voca treatment? You??

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It is no wonder I am trying so hard to seduce you...

Because I'm so cautious about my body disposal?

I've watched a lot of crime shows and a lot of true crime shows

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like Grilly. Or Grully?

Definitely grilly. Grully sounds like something you don’t wanna look up on urban dictionary.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Because I'm so cautious about my body disposal?

I've wayched a lot of crime shows and a lot of true crime shows

Lack of caution is why so many people get caught. Attention to detail is very hot.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Definitely grilly. Grully sounds like something you don’t wanna look up on urban dictionary.

See, that's what I was thinking about Grilly... maybe it's time to go

Lack of caution is why so many people get caught. Attention to detail is very hot.

Then consider me flambéd, because my anxiety makes me think of every possible bad outcome before I do anything at all
...



But also, my ADHD makes me impulsive, so I have been known to not think before acting in certain scenarios as well.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I have long thought there isn’t something I like so much, that I want to see it on my body 5, 10, 20 years from now. But statistically speaking, at 58, I won’t make it another 20 years anyway.

Okay, being more serious. Seeing these posts, I was thinking is there something I really would want on me? And I realize I should actually tattoo something I need to remind myself. Something I say to myself when I feel a bit low, and need to be reminded of how far I have come. Something like “Brenda kicks ass!!”.

But it needs to be a place for me to see. It isn’t about someone else, it isn’t meant for anyone else. It matters to me, to remind me, when I feel low…. So where is the right spot for that?

How bout a small BBQ
On the wrist?

If anyone ask just tell them you love brisket

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m pretty sure that’s a Bostonian accent. I heard it in Good Will Hunting. I swear.

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[Chloe_Harper]

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He used the wrong kinda lure though

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hey BH! Just hoping everyone’s night is going well!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He used the wrong kinda lure though

Sez you. I got what I expected

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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It’s not bait! It’s a callback!

 

[morelikeasong]

I got what I expected

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[Hornymwtxn]

I like Grilly. Or Grully?

Who's giving it the voca treatment? You??

I am too shy to do something like that girl.

Brenda can attest