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It’s what local here, and I don’t know the beverage preferences of all the Brats, so it’s a quick caffeine fix.
I've been a Starbucks member since I was 18. I know they aren't the best, but they are better than most other chains, accessible, and I always know exactly what I want when I go.
Fuck... can't believe i missed one :cautious:

*comes up with a plan to break this one too*
*distracts you with glitter matches over by the men's clean laundry*
From what I can ascertain…
If you serve it shirtless…
They don’t care too much about the coffee 👍
Best of luck 🤞
I ALWAYS care about the coffee. But, the shirtless part, well, it just makes the tips better 🤭
 
I only get the espresso drinks at Starbucks, not the coffee drinks. Big difference. But, they do often have great merch, and yummy snacks 🤤 so that's a smart way to use those gift cards!
If I have to get a beverage, it will be a Chai Latte, no water. (And a cinnamon scone. God, those are good!) But I usually make my own.

About 20 years ago, they had a drink called Chantico, which was like freebasing hot chocolate. It was amazing -- rich, decadent, strong. But you couldn't really modify it, so Starbucksians hated it, and it went away in a year.
 
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I can help!
I know how to incinerate a body!
And how to hide the evidence of incineration! 😁
*pick me, pick me!*
No no no no no. It's just an expression. No incinerating bodies.


be cool, you're gonna scare off all the new friends 🤭
I mean, I may or may not have access to a concrete truck…
If the occasion arises…
Just saying…🤷‍♂️
I've seen Bones... nothing stays buried forever...
Believe me, nobody wants to see that.
I do 🙋🏻‍♀️
 
If I have to get a beverage, it will be a Chai Latte, no water. (And a cinnamon scone. God, those are good!) But I usually make my own.

About 20 years ago, they had a drink called Chantico, which was like freebasing hot chocolate. It was amazing -- rich, decadent, strong. But you couldn't really modify it, so Starbucksians hated it, and it went away in a year.
STARBUCKSIANS???

Yesss... Lol. I love it!
 
LOL. Why?
Hi, I'm fiesty... I'm suspicious because I haven't seen you before
Know, I'm watching your ass
If you step one toe out of line I will set your ass and possibly wiener on fire
I hope you have a great day and enjoy your stay at the brathouse
We love having new people here and new friends to burn... I mean play with 😁

@Chloe_Harper is that better for our new friends? (looks hopefully at you)
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.a713f8bbf7d0a49e8cda50b617971b2e?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia3.giphy.com%2fmedia%2f1qenYHgA3O4D1avD0n%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=io5MhXuaYgTZRDL%2f683K0F0azOdJcdRCRUZIH7Ggj%2fc%3d
 
Hi, I'm fiesty... I'm suspicious because I haven't seen you before
Know, I'm watching your ass
If you step one toe out of line I will set your ass and possibly wiener on fire
I hope you have a great day and enjoy your stay at the brathouse
We love having new people here and new friends to burn... I mean play with 😁

@Chloe_Harper is that better for our new friends? (looks hopefully at you)
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.a713f8bbf7d0a49e8cda50b617971b2e?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia3.giphy.com%2fmedia%2f1qenYHgA3O4D1avD0n%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=io5MhXuaYgTZRDL%2f683K0F0azOdJcdRCRUZIH7Ggj%2fc%3d
 
Hi, I'm fiesty... I'm suspicious because I haven't seen you before
Know, I'm watching your ass
If you step one toe out of line I will set your ass and possibly wiener on fire
I hope you have a great day and enjoy your stay at the brathouse
We love having new people here and new friends to burn... I mean play with 😁

@Chloe_Harper is that better for our new friends? (looks hopefully at you)
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.a713f8bbf7d0a49e8cda50b617971b2e?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia3.giphy.com%2fmedia%2f1qenYHgA3O4D1avD0n%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=io5MhXuaYgTZRDL%2f683K0F0azOdJcdRCRUZIH7Ggj%2fc%3d
Fair enough.
I just play guitar and I liked Brenda's tone. That's all. 🤘✌️
 
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