The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

Or a carouse?

Good one

 

[Missk_2022]

From experience?

Word of mouth

 

[Oldermom935]

And q lollygagger

Are they lurking with the intent to mope?

 

[Missk_2022]

I love chemists

My oldest nephew was upset one day because the kids at school were calling him a nerd ( he is weirdly smart)
I asked him if he knew what the definition of a nerd was and he said no
I told him it was a 4 letter word for a 7 figure salary and these little assholes will be his employees one day.....
He liked that and would tell.the nasty little buggers the same thing and laugh.

 

[Dayhoosier]

My oldest nephew was upset one day because the kids at school were calling him a nerd ( he is weirdly smart)
I asked him if he knew what the definition of a nerd was and he said no
I told him it was a 4 letter word for a 7 figure salary and these little assholes will be his employees one day.....
He liked that and would tell.the nasty little buggers the same thing and laugh.

Love this

 

[Missk_2022]

https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED811/67e3ee11efbeb.webp

Never tell a lie or offer up information

 

[Missk_2022]

Ouch. Be nice to nurses. Even if you are some will enjoy it when you flinch as they jab it in your ass. I know one who did when I was prepped for the prostate biopsy. It hurt for days.

I was good at shots...
You never even felt it....or so I have been told

 

[Missk_2022]

I'm sure you remember

#WHOREMEMBERS

What do you see

#ANALBUMCOVER

 

[Missk_2022]

Love this

Kids can be assholes...and then I met the parents and understood why..... pretentious preening assholes..

Apple meet tree

 

[Missk_2022]

I want to hurkle durkle

 

[Mittering]

Red wine in the refrigerator!! Are there no depths to which America will not sink? You'll be getting cheese in a can next!

The real crime here is having enough wine left over to have to think about storage in the first place. The only thing to have to consider should be how to balance/stack that last bottle waaaay up there *as he points to the pyramid of bottles that have been half hazardly stacked 7 feet high.

 

[Boat1]

What do you see

#ANALBUMCOVER

I see AN ALBUM COVER....
...but I'm not going to lie, I saw the other first.

 

[Mittering]

I need to change lube oil filters on the port main. One set will fill up a 55 gallon drum.

Ok slick.
Ok, slick?
Ok, slick!

See what I did there? Slick. Wasn't it?

 

[Mittering]

I see AN ALBUM COVER....
...but I'm not going to lie, I saw the other first.

With the lights down low, good wine and the right album, you don't need a bum cover. Just sayin'.

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Tweedledude]

Red wine in the refrigerator!! Are there no depths to which America will not sink? You'll be getting cheese in a can next!

https://www.amazon.com/Creamery-Waz...hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4584345029755266&psc=1

 

[Oldermom935]

Red wine in the refrigerator!! Are there no depths to which America will not sink? You'll be getting cheese in a can next!

Got it!

 

[Tweedledude]

Oh wow I'm tired my thumb has quit scrolling I'm too far behind

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I was good at shots...
You never even felt it....or so I have been told

Please do me

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Grandpa taxi report- lots of cold rain and puddles on roads.

 

[Boat1]

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[Oldermom935]

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Looks like possibly a gypsy moth, but I think our likes2 resident anthropologist would have to give you a definitive answer

 

[dkak001]

We're really quite wonderful!

Now turn around, drop trou, and bend over so I can give you this shot!

The shot!