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There was no water slide in those plans. Wait... Did MLT tell you I designed and drafted a house?!
I suppose you expect a guest suite, don't you?
Obviously 🙄
I have bad news for you. I'm undefeated (not always proud of how I got here... But... 🤷🏻‍♂️)
I'm also undefeated 😈
Seriously? How old do you people think I am?!
No, let's hear it ...
Your butt is a BROAD spectrum 🤪
A whole wedding cake.
Does half count?
If you only do half your taxes, does that count? No! The whole Sky-Daddy-Damned keg!
Nice try.
Why, thank you 🥰
I don't understand how you think this has any bearing on distance. Do I need to explain gravity to you?
I have opted out of your classes. 0 stars. Just was trying to think of something fun anyway 😒 party pooper
I mean, I gave myself this Lit name.
You did?! Wow. You've floored me. I am floored.
Have one.
Where? Tell me more? Get another one. I have ideas 🙃
I applaud your attempts
It was all a distraction anyway.
 

Obviously 🙄
I'll consider it.

I'm also undefeated 😈
MLT - just letting you know, your BFF expects sex from me. You may want to talk to her. 🤣


Your butt is a BROAD spectrum 🤪
I know, which is why I'm not sharing photos of it!

A whole wedding cake.
Nah... That's how I get sick.

If you only do half your taxes, does that count? No! The whole Sky-Daddy-Damned keg!
Nah, that's a lot of bubbly liquid.

Why, thank you 🥰

I have opted out of your classes. 0 stars. Just was trying to think of something fun anyway 😒 party pooper

You did?! Wow. You've floored me. I am floored.
Sarcasm. That's original!

Where? Tell me more? Get another one. I have ideas 🙃
Such as?
Current one is small, it's a firearm-style site ring around the scar tissue on my shoulder from the vaccines required to go downrange (I was literally one of the last people in the USAF to be required this particular set.).

Next one will be larger and on my forearm.

It was all a distraction anyway.
From.....?
 
I'll consider it.
MLT - just letting you know, your BFF expects sex from me. You may want to talk to her. 🤣
Aaaaaaannnndddd...
I've won CHICKEN!!!!!!
@TXRafe can you come do like a wrestling referee style call-out tap-out thingy and then give me the trophy?
I know, which is why I'm not sharing photos of it!
Ugh, you're not fun.
Nah... That's how I get sick.
See above.
Nah, that's a lot of bubbly liquid.
See above.
Sarcasm. That's original!
And effective. Try it sometime 😏
I suppose that depends on where you want placements.
Current one is small, it's a firearm-style site ring around the scar tissue on my shoulder from the vaccines required to go downrange (I was literally one of the last people in the USAF to be required this particular set.).
Oooooh! That's really cool!
Next one will be larger and on my forearm.
Oooh, what's the large one going on that sexy forearm? Are you flexing? Let me feel those muscles 🤭
From.....?
 
And then…we RUN!! Where’s @BrendaBear ? She’s gotta have the car ready! [/B][/FONT]

Sorry, I have been at the DMV all morning. But, I did get done everything I wanted to get done. Unfortunately, I found out I need to do one more thing. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
You got done everything?! That's so good!

And the one more thing you will get done 🫂 you got this! I'm so happy everything else got done! I know what a relief getting all that going is!

And, it's worth popping that bottle over!
 
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