🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

*Pulls out speech*

Dearest @MischiefMakerAlways,


While our friendship is complicated and misunderstood by everyone but us at times, I feel it is important to tell you...

Ah, sorry, needed to find my spot. Yes, it's important to tell you Happy Birthday.

You are a person, with a butt that I will never get to see, except when we have that foursome and I sneak peaks to look at your butt. Please stop flexing for a moment.

Your birthday happens to fall on the day of pranks. Was that your greatest prank? That's genius! Could you imagine going to the hospital to have a child brought into this world on this day, and all the doctors and nurses are just like, "very funny. Go home. Come back when you're really in labor." BFK just over here ready to dance into the world all like, "guess again motherfuckers! This. Is. Happening."

Anyway. I know Bestie will be taking care of you today. And I know you'll be taking care of her. And so the circle keeps going round. But, make sure to do something bad for yourself today too. Or, you know, just put on a birthday crown.
 
Thank you! Boobs make excellent gifts!

Yay for dancing! But I'm wondering if Brenda can play happy birthday in the style of Hendrix 🤔

Happy birthday @MischiefMakerAlways !
I hope it is a good one!
Me too! 🤣

Happy birthday!!
Thank you!

Alright, if y'all pardon me for a moment, I'm still wearing my "Morning Brat-tastic Hat"
I need to take that off and find the "Bratty Birthday Crown" so that I can give @MischiefMakerAlways a real Brat House birthday special. Where did I...

@Sammysub07! Are we allowed to give him birthday spankings?
*pretends to do Sammy's voice calling back*
"Of course, Bestie! He needs a lot of spankings because MTK is old now."
*goes back to own voice*
Alright! Thank you! Gotta plan this message right...
Take your time, no rush... 🙄🤣

Thanks! And have you seen him lately? He's not aging well...

Fucking peeping Tom, where'd you take this of me?!

Thanks!

Gratzi!

Even if I never crossed path with him,
I will of course join in in wishing @MischiefMakerAlways a very Happy Birthday!! 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳
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Thank you! I've seen ya around here a bit. I tend to be less engaging, but I like your style!

I'm not sure if I want to ask to blow it out, or make the wax drip... 🤔 Either way, thank you!

Thanks! But I'm usually the giver of spanks. And 50?! Why 50?! Is that how old I look?! 😬😫
 
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