🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Hornymwtxn]

Like? You won't be a virgin anymore?

Is there a time limit?
Can one lose their virginity more than once?
Extra virgin like

 

[HollyS]

Is there a classification for “brat fuckers”?

Instead of "Friends of Dorothy," they're "Friends of Brats."

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is there a time limit?
Can one lose their virginity more than once?
Extra virgin like

I heard there's something about a rule of 3.... But I've never made it to three so I dunno....

 

[HollyS]

Is there a time limit?
Can one lose their virginity more than once?
Extra virgin like

Yeah, you can only be a virgin for so long.

After that, we throw you into a volcano as a sacrifice to the Brat Goddesses.

 

[BrendaBear]

Instead of "Friends of Dorothy," they're "Friends of Brats."

They all sound better than “athletes and athletic supporters”.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

They all sound better than “athletes and athletic supporters”.

Not a fanatic huh?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Does this require a sign? Wouldn't you know?!

 

[Sammysub07]

Good Morning Brat House!

Today is My Treasure Keeper’s @MischiefMakerAlways Birthday!!

Please join me in wishing him the happiest of Birthdays! Feel free to join in on the Birthday Tradition in Brat House and share your sexiest picture! Boobs and Bums! Men, you’re welcome, too! If not, yall just drop him a Happy Birthday!

https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20161108/girls_getting_undressed_12.gif

I’ll start with mine but the emojis and words probably have many more!

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Alright y’all get ready for the sap fest that’s usually only shared in our respective threads but I’m sharing here for his Birthday!

MTK! Thank you for making me smile every day! Crossing paths here on LIT was unexpected, but goodness has it been wonderful since?! I’ve pinched myself a few times to see if it’s real. But nope It’s real! You are wonderful man! You’re thoughtful, caring, playful, and funny even when you drive people crazy with your links. You’re also wickedly kinky and protective! All of these traits and so many more are what makes me enjoy being yours!

Your birthday presents are awaiting you in true Samantha fashion!

I’d also like to thank you for coming here to Brat House and enjoying the space that was created with @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear

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[BrendaBear]

Does this require a sign? Wouldn't you know?!

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Wow.... just wow...

...and you'd think I would notice and would not need a sign to inform me....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Happy Birthday @MischiefMakerAlways
https://ibb.co/FbdTpCCm

 

[BrendaBear]

Happy Birthday @MischiefMakerAlways !!!!

That requires a good party!!!!

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[cactusjack0584]

Happy birthday @MischiefMakerAlways !
I hope it is a good one!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

In Good Morning Brat House!

Today is My Treasure Keeper’s @MischiefMakerAlways Birthday!!

Please join me in wishing him the happiest of Birthdays! Feel free to join in on the Birthday Tradition in Brat House and share your sexiest picture! Boobs and Bums! Men, you’re welcome, too! If not, yall just drop him a Happy Birthday!

https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20161108/girls_getting_undressed_12.gif

I’ll start with mine but the emojis and words probably have many more!

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Alright y’all get ready for the sap fest that’s usually only shared in our respective threads but I’m sharing here for his Birthday!

MTK! Thank you for making me smile every day! Crossing paths here on LIT was unexpected, but goodness has it been wonderful since?! I’ve pinched myself a few times to see if it’s real. But nope It’s real! You are wonderful man! You’re thoughtful, caring, playful, and funny even when you drive people crazy with your links. You’re also wickedly kinky and protective! All of these traits and so many more are what makes me enjoy being yours!

Your birthday presents are awaiting you in true Samantha fashion!

I’d also like to thank you for coming here to Brat House and enjoying the space that was created with @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear

https://media3.giphy.com/media/afLum11FHo6uA8QIrF/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe912d4fa64c4ce9a8f1bb5f97940efa18cbf4645890&ep=v1_user_favorites&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Don't say it ... Don't say it... Don't say it...

Oh baby, THANK YOU!!! You are the sexiest woman I've ever met and I fucking adore you! Thank you for making me feel so special!! And I very much look forward to cashing in on my birthday presents

In all seriousness though, I couldn't imagine ever having my path cross with someone as spectacular as you, and the fact that our paths have merged into a singular one is nothing short of a miracle.

Thank you for absolutely everything you are for me!

 

[Jaws82]

Happy birthday!!

 

[Sammysub07]

Alright y'all! I gotta get back to work. Keep the wishes coming!

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Alright y'all! I gotta get back to work. Keep the wishes coming!

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For the record, those gloves are NOT for me!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

For the record, those gloves are NOT for me!

 

[dawn_of_night]

For the record, those gloves are NOT for me!

Hahahah!
It crossed my mind....
But I'm also gagging over here because you two are so fucking cute together and I love it!!!

 

[cactusjack0584]

For the record, those gloves are NOT for me!

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://media.tenor.com/fcXatGK6bqgAAAAM/sure-air-quotes.gif

I'm not that kind of dirty!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I'm not that kind of dirty!

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[Hornymwtxn]

For the record, those gloves are NOT for me!

They could be if you play your cards right

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Alright, if y'all pardon me for a moment, I'm still wearing my "Morning Brat-tastic Hat"

I need to take that off and find the "Bratty Birthday Crown" so that I can give @MischiefMakerAlways a real Brat House birthday special. Where did I...

@Sammysub07! Are we allowed to give him birthday spankings?
*pretends to do Sammy's voice calling back*
"Of course, Bestie! He needs a lot of spankings because MTK is old now."
*goes back to own voice*
Alright! Thank you! Gotta plan this message right...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Alright, if y'all pardon me for a moment, I'm still wearing my "Morning Brat-tastic Hat"

I need to take that off and find the "Bratty Birthday Crown" so that I can give @MischiefMakerAlways a real Brat House birthday special. Where did I...

@Sammysub07! Are we allowed to give him birthday spankings?
*pretends to do Sammy's voice calling back*
"Of course, Bestie! He needs a lot of spankings because MTK is old now."
*goes back to own voice*
Alright! Thank you! Gotta plan this message right...

I fucking dare you to try.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I fucking dare you to try.

Well, now you've just made this more exciting...