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[UnquietDreams]

I will try a second round.

1) I live part-time with an arsonist.
2) I was paid to wear women's lingerie
3) I stole my first car at fifteen.

Okay...

My kid is a Fire Cadet, and one of her jobs was to light the training tower fires.
I was the understudy for Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Show, so I was also paid to learn to dance in lingerie and heels.

I stole my first car at 13, then crashed said car about ten blocks later.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

OMFG the ladies in the office are complaining about how dry it is and that they have to keep applying lotion and my mind automatically went back to the lubrication discussion a couple of days ago. I’m such a frigging perv.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Okay...

My kid is a Fire Cadet, and one of her jobs was to light the training tower fires.
I was the understudy for Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Show, so I was also paid to learn to dance in lingerie and heels.

I stole my first car at 13, then crashed said car about ten blocks later.

Fucking A........ I forget you were paid to be Frank-N-Furter stupid Chloe

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

The number is higher than three, which is why I said more than three...

Damn my lack of attention to detail.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

2 is the lie.
No way you would turn down a ffm and I am sure there have been a least a few offers.

To this... I have almost been in 2 ffm threesomes, they just didn't happen. Other girl always got cold feet.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Envy is not a good look on you, Kitten.

I told you from day one not to fall in love -- I would only do you wrong.

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.0fa13f2fafc1e2a2c5b1ea67835d6cca?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2f5StCAEirJPYAAAAC%2feye-rolling.gif&ehk=eyrcWJetfRr4KpjwgGge4ZAfZF%2fQT6LZIYyl3guuB1g%3d
We all know it's you in love with me
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.651144a5f7d85a28710620f12bd9f259?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2f3.bp.blogspot.com%2f-OP4NZXtxmTM%2fVwUy2m1WBUI%2fAAAAAAAAr48%2fjW5PAB6uyS8V8UFptPg_3EdmTbvNqG7Dw%2fs1600%2fUmbrella.gif&ehk=6%2fbMmjnE%2bDP%2ff0lJXebhZNkgDU4ohmdvbpv3CSn2vcU%3d

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fucking A........ I forget you were paid to be Frank-N-Furter stupid Chloe

Eh, I forgot that you have tried to make it to Japan but haven't yet. It's a push.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Nobody else going kinky? Ok, here I go.

1. Have had 3 FMF threesomes.
2. I’ve written erotica, but deleted the files as soon as I finished the story.
3. I’ve paid for sex.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Nobody else going kinky? Ok, here I go.

1. Have had 3 FMF threesomes.
2. I’ve written erotica, but deleted the files as soon as I finished the story.
3. I’ve paid for sex.

Ooooooooh... these are good ones...


I'm guessing 1 is the lie. I think it was only one.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The number is higher than three, which is why I said more than three...


The lie was number 3... I much prefer giving to receiving and at the beginning or end because I don't mind cleaning up the mess myself

Why not at the beginning AND the ending?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Why not at the beginning AND the ending?

Well... that's always an option too

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nobody else going kinky? Ok, here I go.

1. Have had 3 FMF threesomes.
2. I’ve written erotica, but deleted the files as soon as I finished the story.
3. I’ve paid for sex.

Oh....

Let's see.

We all seem to like playing with numbers, as it were, so maybe 1.
You haven't published on Lit, so maybe 2.
3? I learned that posts like that are sort of a sucker's bet.

I am going....

2 is the lie.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Nobody else going kinky?

https://media.tenor.com/qDjN935vz5gAAAA1/i-dont-know-what.webp

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://media.tenor.com/qDjN935vz5gAAAA1/i-dont-know-what.webp

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Nobody else going kinky? Ok, here I go.

1. Have had 3 FMF threesomes.
2. I’ve written erotica, but deleted the files as soon as I finished the story.
3. I’ve paid for sex.

#1 is the lie. I’ve never had a threesome; FFM, FMF, MFM, MMF, or MMM. I’ve had a couple of opportunities, but someone always gets cold feet. This is still one of my top fantasies.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

#1 is the lie. I’ve never had a threesome; FFM, FMF, MFM, MMF, or MMM. I’ve had a couple of opportunities, but someone always gets cold feet. This is still one of my top fantasies.

 

[Rj_1954]

Because people want quality sushi when getting sushi

I don't like sushi because it reminds me of raw fish which smells like uh...nevermind..

 

[UnquietDreams]

Kinky version:

1) A woman lied to me about the size of her cock.
2) I have been railed by a man, and a woman, at different times.
3) I have never had sex with someone when I didn't know their name.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I don't like sushi because it reminds me of raw fish which smells like uh...nevermind..

 

[UnquietDreams]

#1 is the lie. I’ve never had a threesome; FFM, FMF, MFM, MMF, or MMM. I’ve had a couple of opportunities, but someone always gets cold feet. This is still one of my top fantasies.

Crap. I was going to say 1, if you look at my post, but I was way, way, waaaaayyyyyy too distracted by @Chloe_Harper's truths and typed the wrong number...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Kinky version:

1) A woman lied to me about the size of her cock.
2) I have been railed by a man, and a woman, at different times.
3) I have never had sex with someone when I didn't know their name.

3... I'm going 3... I'm confident it's 3...

Psst, my name isn't Chloe

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't like sushi because it reminds me of raw fish which smells like uh...nevermind..

https://iili.io/208Kxl1.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Crap. I was going to say 1, if you look at my post, but I was way, way, waaaaayyyyyy too distracted by @Chloe_Harper's truths and typed the wrong number...

 

[UnquietDreams]

3... I'm going 3... I'm confident it's 3...

Psst, my name isn't Chloe

I knew that before I called out your name...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I knew that before I called out your name...

Well, my name isn't Ashley either... how many girls you think I am?!