🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

My mom has an unhealthy obsession with the fucking place... :rolleyes: .... she wants me to go with her in November... I contemplated setting myself on fire so I can be like
"sorry mom, I can't go with you, I have 3rd degree burns..."
I decided to go with the direct approach though..
"Fuck you, I'm not going, I can't stand it, and you need professional help. I meant all of that in the most loving way though." ( I didn't )
That is probably a more adult way to deal with the situation. And less painful, though third degree burns do not hurt since the nerves are all damaged too much.
 
Let's do some kinky ones 😏

1. I have a hypno kink, and I'm currently working on a new short story that revolves around that 😵‍💫
2. I have been in more than three threesomes, all of which were two guys and me 😈
3. I love starting or ending sex with receiving climactic oral everytime if possible 🫠
 
I haven't gone out yet. Did you notice I was still in my boxers? No, of course not, you were worried about the pillow.
I just assumed you were going out in your boxers 🤷🏻‍♀️ or ordering one through Amazon 🤪
I love sushi!
Me too
I am one of those...I do love pineapple on my pizza. Sue me!! LOL
Oh, no, I thought you didn't like it on your pizza. I love pineapple on my pizza 😍🤤
It was #1. I just don't understand putting batter on chicken and frying it. Fuck KFC! :ROFLMAO:
Oh no... now... I need a moment of silence...
 
Here's one more
1. I love fried chicken
2. I love pineapple on my pizza
3. I love sushi
I love sushi!

I am one of those...I do love pineapple on my pizza. Sue me!! LOL

It was #1. I just don't understand putting batter on chicken and frying it. Fuck KFC!
I am not judging you for loving pineapple on pizza. Love what you love (and peperoni and pineapple is a great combo.)

I am judging you for not liking fried chicken, however. And now I want Korean fried chicken. Add it to my list of things to pick up.

1. Bailly's flavored almond milk
2. A pillow suitable for the head of a princess
3. Korean fried chicken
 
Let's do some kinky ones 😏

1. I have a hypno kink, and I'm currently working on a new short story that revolves around that 😵‍💫
2. I have been in more than three threesomes, all of which were two guys and me 😈
3. I love starting or ending sex with receiving climactic oral everytime if possible 🫠
Please let 3 be true....
So I'm saying 2 is a lie.....I bet there were girls involved 😁
 
I am not judging you for loving pineapple on pizza. Love what you love (and peperoni and pineapple is a great combo.)

I am judging you for not liking fried chicken, however. And now I want Korean fried chicken. Add it to my list of things to pick up.

1. Bailly's flavored almond milk
It's just Bailey's, but made with almondmilk 🤭
2. A pillow suitable for the head of a princess
Comfy, firm, squishy, pretty, soft...
3. Korean fried chicken
Oh yum 🤤
 
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