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[UnquietDreams]

I will try a second round.

1) I live part-time with an arsonist.
2) I was paid to wear women's lingerie
3) I stole my first car at fifteen.

 

[UnquietDreams]

One more, then it’s back to work for a while.

1. I can hold my breath for 2 minutes 48 seconds.
2. I used to swim a mile a day for exercise.
3. I’ve swam in the Pacific, Atlantic, Gulf Coast, and Mediterranean.

2 is the lie, because you swam further.
Underwater.
For 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
In the Med.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I will try a second round.

1) I live part-time with an arsonist.
2) I was paid to wear women's lingerie
3) I stole my first car at fifteen.

3

 

[Fiestykitten]

Alright I'll do another as well

1) I've been to Disney World 14 times in my life
2) I love anything to do with water
3) I am an introvert

 

[UnquietDreams]

Get the French Press going and pick me up some almondmilk Baileys. I'm packing a bag and coming over to tell you why you're wrong.

https://i.ibb.co/KwSXFnM/IMG-20240521-125302946.jpg

I'll pick up another pillow when I go out for almond milk.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Alright I'll do another as well

1) I've been to Disney World 14 times in my life
2) I love anything to do with water
3) I am an introvert

#1

 

[dawn_of_night]

You could also use "allow me to top you."

Please.....


Are we still playing game?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Please.....


Are we still playing game?

Here and there

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://i.ibb.co/KwSXFnM/IMG-20240521-125302946.jpg

I'll pick up another pillow when I go out for almond milk.

I call bull....
I've seen this bed before....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Here and there

Seems like it

I want to play!

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

One more, then it’s back to work for a while.

1. I can hold my breath for 2 minutes 48 seconds.
2. I used to swim a mile a day for exercise.
3. I’ve swam in the Pacific, Atlantic, Gulf Coast, and Mediterranean.

So #1 is the lie. I USED to be able to hold my breath that long, back in High School when I was swimming all the time. Since then 30 years of smoking has killed my lung capacity.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Here's one more
1. I love fried chicken
2. I love pineapple on my pizza
3. I love sushi

#3

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I want 1 to be true, because that would be an awesome story. Especially if you blew it all on Pokémon cards.
2 is subjective.
3 is a lie.

https://media.tenor.com/KRpHF3KJqC4AAAA1/robin-williams-laugh.webp

 

[Fiestykitten]

#2 - considering your love affair with fire, I doubt this is true

#1

#1 is the lie... I've been to Disney World 12 times in my life... just so you know, after the 3rd time it is not the happiest fucking place on earth anymore

 

[dawn_of_night]

1. I made tea this morning
2. Yesterday i had Italian sausage/beef with sweet peppers and liquid cheese, no bun!
3. I'm learning to ball room dance in order to get in shape, that isn't round....

 

[Fiestykitten]

1. I made tea this morning
2. Yesterday i had Italian sausage/beef with sweet peppers and liquid cheese, no bun!
3. I'm learning to ball room dance in order to get in shape, that isn't round....

2

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yeah, I had that covered as well...

Yea you did

On the way for the almond milk.

Looking forward to a face to face conversation. You know I have a clever mouth. I think I can make you see it from my side.

You can certainly try. But, a clever mouth needs to ask if such conversation is wanting to be had. I have yet to be convinced

Wow, when did you start recycling gifs?
I guess @Chloe_Harper isn't worth the effort.... tsk tsk Old man....

wait... are we not allowed to recycle gifs?

Wait... am I not worth...

One more, then it’s back to work for a while.

1. I can hold my breath for 2 minutes 48 seconds.
2. I used to swim a mile a day for exercise.
3. I’ve swam in the Pacific, Atlantic, Gulf Coast, and Mediterranean.

I'm betting it was more than a mile.

I will try a second round.

1) I live part-time with an arsonist.
2) I was paid to wear women's lingerie
3) I stole my first car at fifteen.

I bet number 2 was for free

Alright I'll do another as well

1) I've been to Disney World 14 times in my life
2) I love anything to do with water
3) I am an introvert

Well, we know 2 isn't true! You freak out anytime it's near your flames!!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Yea you did

You can certainly try. But, a clever mouth needs to ask if such conversation is wanting to be had. I have yet to be convinced

wait... are we not allowed to recycle gifs?

He's not allowed to recycle gifs... us brats are immune from any rules

Wait... am I not worth...

You are worth having someone look for new gifs for

I'm betting it was more than a mile.

I bet number 2 was for free

Well, we know 2 isn't true! You freak out anytime it's near your flames!!!

It was #1

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

#1 is the lie... I've been to Disney World 12 times in my life... just so you know, after the 3rd time it is not the happiest fucking place on earth anymore

I was there once from rope drop to the fireworks and I wanted to find that frigging rat and strangle him.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Here's one more
1. I love fried chicken
2. I love pineapple on my pizza
3. I love sushi

You're one of those people... ha... 2 is the lie...

So #1 is the lie. I USED to be able to hold my breath that long, back in High School when I was swimming all the time. Since then 30 years of smoking has killed my lung capacity.

Ah, yes, smoking will do that. Also, just not swimming and practicing as much will do that. Although, there are other ways to practice holding one's breath

#1 is the lie... I've been to Disney World 12 times in my life... just so you know, after the 3rd time it is not the happiest fucking place on earth anymore

Well.. I think it depends who you're going with... I still have fun every time I go.

1. I made tea this morning
2. Yesterday i had Italian sausage/beef with sweet peppers and liquid cheese, no bun!
3. I'm learning to ball room dance in order to get in shape, that isn't round....

I bet you didn't make that tea this morning 1 is the lie!

 

[Fiestykitten]

I was there once from rope drop to the fireworks and I wanted to find that frigging rat and strangle him.

My mom has an unhealthy obsession with the fucking place... .... she wants me to go with her in November... I contemplated setting myself on fire so I can be like
"sorry mom, I can't go with you, I have 3rd degree burns..."
I decided to go with the direct approach though..
"Fuck you, I'm not going, I can't stand it, and you need professional help. I meant all of that in the most loving way though." ( I didn't )

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I will try a second round.

1) I live part-time with an arsonist.
2) I was paid to wear women's lingerie
3) I stole my first car at fifteen.

I think 3 is the lie.


1. you probably try to rehabilitate is criminals all the time.

2. You probably would do that for free but hey if someone is gonna pay you. Your mamma raised no fool

 

[Fiestykitten]

I think 3 is the lie.


1. you probably try to rehabilitate is criminals all the time.

2. You probably would do that for free but hey if someone is gonna pay you. Your mamma raised no fool

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.6f7215e5eca17517167bf81af141c6ee?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fAo32eo9BbBgAAAAC%2fadam-sandler-laughing.gif&ehk=CqLnPszBMqx%2fsHPWzYoixCJx8nllOyPJvDPydkbkl%2bI%3d

 

[UnquietDreams]

I call bull....
I've seen this bed before....

Dawn! You wound me...

https://i.ibb.co/CKQXZ38v/IMG-20250331-121538846.jpg

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He's not allowed to recycle gifs... us brats are immune from any rules

Oh, ok then! That's good because I love to recycle gifs

You are worth having someone look for new gifs for

Oh, wow so are you but he can recycle gifs if he makes my coffee right and gets that extra pillow (or two) and then more coffee...

It was #1

Ah, of course. I keep thinking people are being tricky on purpose. I'm over-thinking.