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[UnquietDreams]

The TV series “That 70’s Show” had a character that used the phrase “I’m going to put a boot up your ass” or “I’m going to kick you so hard you’ll be wearing your ass for a hat”. While I’d heard the saying “ass hat” for years (it’s a common label in the Army) I had never heard it on TV until then.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Good morning everyone. WOW, I’m not sure what I missed yesterday but it looks like the thread got a little spicy

Here’s hoping you have a great day. Oh yeah, here’s something for @Fiestykitten

How tf I miss this??
Oh, that's right, Harry was being an asshat and I was focused on him
Btw, that meem is sooo me

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://images4.bovpg.net/r/back/it/sale/7f3e0fc19339ed.jpg
You'll be invited to the inauguration.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning, everyone!!

*Looks sleepily around*

Oh dang, it's a workday! I'd better hop in the shower!

 

[UnquietDreams]

That would be the character "Red" Eric Forman's father

Red is my spirit animal.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbWIycmZhZ3VxbjZkNWdka3Bqa2Fxem8wcDJ0OHR5MzFxam42NmN2MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1k5ja4kxAVhlseNz9x/giphy.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Alright I'll give this a whirl I guess

1) I can touch my tongue to my nose
2) I enjoy writing short poems
3) I can actually sing very well

You can touch your tongue to my nose if you'd like.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Allow me to fill you up…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ok I guess....

1. I was born wealthy but blew it all

2. I can't sing worth a darn

3. I am not good at this game.

1 is the lie... I think...

 

[UnquietDreams]

You're welcome but that doesn't work on me
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.401bd32a198f18fd3f60ea7668df118d?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia1.tenor.com%2fimages%2f401bd32a198f18fd3f60ea7668df118d%2ftenor.gif%3fitemid%3d7929051&ehk=vHa7z%2fjPoY988Ofi94cHZ35w3TO7Rz4%2fo4Qi3cLMy30%3d

I love Angelina getting work but...

...Maleficent didn't need a tragic backstory.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I pick 1.

It was 3.. there is a pic with me showing everyone I can infact touch my nose with my tongue

 

[UnquietDreams]

Damn why everyone is acting like sherlock holmes

Because I look good in a deerstalker with a magnifying glass.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I love Angelina getting work but...

...Maleficent didn't need a tragic backstory.

This is the only one I disagree with you on.


And she was made to be Maleficent.


Don't make me come over there

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok I guess....

1. I was born wealthy but blew it all

2. I can't sing worth a darn

3. I am not good at this game.

I want 1 to be true, because that would be an awesome story. Especially if you blew it all on Pokémon cards.
2 is subjective.
3 is a lie.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is the only one I disagree with you on.


And she was made to be Maleficent.


Don't make me come over there

No she wasn't.

I'm putting away my clothes as you read this.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Thanks for all the guesses.
I was planning on waiting for fiesty to guess before I reveal since I got hers correctly.

If she doesn't reply in the next 30 minutes or so I will reveal.

This will let me try the multi quote feature

2

 

[Chloe_Harper]

No she wasn't.

I'm putting away my clothes as you read this.

Get the French Press going and pick me up some almondmilk Baileys. I'm packing a bag and coming over to tell you why you're wrong.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I'm guessing 1.

#1.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZFRBSFiSuYEAAAAC/benedict-cumberbatch-sherlock.gif

Knowing your personality... and ability to cut yourself down, even when you don't deserve it..

I'm guessing 1 is the lie. And you probably can sing, you just don't give yourself credit.

mmm...
I think #1 is the lie.
https://media.gettyimages.com/id/161935566/it/vettoriale/detective-ragazza.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=mhl-O3MVBuQAFWsXRy40a069uJUfXwXf4ocDYDnuGb0=

1 is the lie... I think...

Yes all of you were correct.
I hate wasting money and am very frugal, out of necessity lol

Thanks for playing all

 

[UnquietDreams]

Allow me to fill you up…

You could also use "allow me to top you."

 

[Hornymwtxn]

2

Just replied before I noticed your reply
It was 1

 

[UnquietDreams]

Get the French Press going and pick me up some almondmilk Baileys. I'm packing a bag and coming over to tell you why you're wrong.

On the way for the almond milk.

Looking forward to a face to face conversation. You know I have a clever mouth. I think I can make you see it from my side.

 

[Fiestykitten]

On the way for the almond milk.

Looking forward to a face to face conversation. You know I have a clever mouth. I think I can make you see it from my side.

Wow, when did you start recycling gifs?
I guess @Chloe_Harper isn't worth the effort.... tsk tsk Old man....

 

[UnquietDreams]

And

Wow, when did you start recycling gifs?
I guess @Chloe_Harper isn't worth the effort.... tsk tsk Old man....

When I like them, and they fit, I reuse them. Especially since I have to load them to my server.

But that first one is arguably my favorite.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

One more, then it’s back to work for a while.

1. I can hold my breath for 2 minutes 48 seconds.
2. I used to swim a mile a day for exercise.
3. I’ve swam in the Pacific, Atlantic, Gulf Coast, and Mediterranean.

 

[Fiestykitten]

And

When I like them, and they fit, I reuse them. Especially since I have to load them to my server.

But that first one is arguably my favorite.

 

[Fiestykitten]

One more, then it’s back to work for a while.

1. I can hold my breath for 2 minutes 48 seconds.
2. I used to swim a mile a day for exercise.
3. I’ve swam in the Pacific, Atlantic, Gulf Coast, and Mediterranean.

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