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[Hornymwtxn]

Wow. Rejection Kink
I never even knew something like that existed
.

Ikr
Doesn't that happen enough irl?

 

[UnquietDreams]

NOT ON THE GUITARS PLEASE!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/J_Uw9nSont8AAAAC/elmo-hidding.gif

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

The human brain is a weird, sometimes wonderful, total fucking mess.

 

[UnquietDreams]

But not if the directions are... "Harder... No harder." Or "don't stop.... Why did you stop?!?!"

The most important lesson I learned as a young man was when being intimate with a woman, a moan or "Yes," means "do not stop doing that," not "well, now it is time to try something completely different." I swear, with guys, a woman moans and a little bell goes off in our heads with a "quest completed" message. "Time to try a new side quest."

And Rhonda, if you are out there? Oh, thank you so very much!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Reminds me of an old joke.

2 married guys talking about things guys talk about, one guy asks the other...

Hey do you know how to make your wife scream after sex?

Other guy answers of course I do and it never fails!

First guy says ok let me on your secret then.

2nd guy says ok well see what I do is....

wipe my dick on the curtains.

 

[Nightbird]

The most important lesson I learned as a young man was when being intimate with a woman, a moan or "Yes," means "do not stop doing that," not "well, now it is time to try something completely different." I swear, with guys, a woman moans and a little bell goes off in our heads with a "quest completed" message. "Time to try a new side quest."

And Rhonda, if you are out there? Oh, thank you so very much!

This can not be understated...

 

[redsnowbunny]

I only accept mine in writing.

Possibly your loss...?

(Depending on the interpretation of oral accolades)

 

[Rj_1954]

Possibly your loss...?

(Depending on the interpretation of oral accolades)

Definitely his loss..

 

[redsnowbunny]

The most important lesson I learned as a young man was when being intimate with a woman, a moan or "Yes," means "do not stop doing that," not "well, now it is time to try something completely different." I swear, with guys, a woman moans and a little bell goes off in our heads with a "quest completed" message. "Time to try a new side quest."

And Rhonda, if you are out there? Oh, thank you so very much!

I really REALLY agree.
Listening is a Great Skill

 

[Nightbird]

And so it begins...

4:14p SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH ISSUED by Environment Canada
DATE: Sunday, March 30, 2025
(Locations listed below description)
Conditions are favourable for the development of severe thunderstorms that may be capable of producing strong wind gusts.
Hazard: Wind gusts up to 90 km/h.
Timing: This evening. Likely in the 8 to 10 P.M. Edt time window.
Additional information: A line of thunderstorms is expected to move through the Region with strong wind gusts being the main threat.
Strong wind gusts can toss loose objects, damage weak buildings, break branches off trees and overturn large vehicles. Lightning kills and injures canadians every year. Remember, when thunder roars, go indoors!
Severe thunderstorm watches are issued when atmospheric conditions are favourable for the development of thunderstorms that could produce one or more of the following: Large hail, damaging winds, torrential rainfall.
Emergency management Ontario recommends that you take cover immediately if threatening weather Approaches.
Please continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada.

 

[BrendaBear]

Y’all may be sick of these… but you don’t have to watch if you don’t want to.

I was trying out the “loop station” which sounded great until the ended, it did something weird. I would guess the battery was dying, except there is no battery in it, I have it plugged in.

Anyway.. @Chloe_Harper or @DannieB … if you’re around….

 

[Fiestykitten]

We are writing novels in the thread now? When tf did this happen?
I leave for a couple hours and come to check in to this. I’m so disappointed in all of you.

 

[BrendaBear]

…. I’m so disappointed in all of you.

Oh honey, I have such a long history of disappointing people… this is pretty minor by comparison.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I’ve been curious about something for awhile so I’ll throw it out and see if any women are comfortable answering or what experiences men have had. I’ve been out of the game for too long to have a relevant opinion I think. How common is it for women to be truly multiorgasmic? Obviously a lot or possibly all women are capable, but is it more common than not? I’ve definitely been with women who orgasm relatively easily but lose interest in sex immediately afterwords. This includes self pleasure. They only ever go once. I’ve also had a discussion with a woman who only orgasms by rubbing her clit herself and is one and done. While I recognize the possibility that these women may be the exceptions, it makes me curious how many women are multiorgasmic? Also will have to bear in mind the ‘This is lit” bias .

 

[Fiestykitten]

Oh honey, I have such a long history of disappointing people… this is pretty minor by comparison.

no truer words
Me too

 

[Rj_1954]

And so it begins...

4:14p SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH ISSUED by Environment Canada
DATE: Sunday, March 30, 2025
(Locations listed below description)
Conditions are favourable for the development of severe thunderstorms that may be capable of producing strong wind gusts.
Hazard: Wind gusts up to 90 km/h.
Timing: This evening. Likely in the 8 to 10 P.M. Edt time window.
Additional information: A line of thunderstorms is expected to move through the Region with strong wind gusts being the main threat.
Strong wind gusts can toss loose objects, damage weak buildings, break branches off trees and overturn large vehicles. Lightning kills and injures canadians every year. Remember, when thunder roars, go indoors!
Severe thunderstorm watches are issued when atmospheric conditions are favourable for the development of thunderstorms that could produce one or more of the following: Large hail, damaging winds, torrential rainfall.
Emergency management Ontario recommends that you take cover immediately if threatening weather Approaches.
Please continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada.

Ours is more like likely in the 6 to 8 P.M. time window.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I’ve been curious about something for awhile so I’ll throw it out and see if any women are comfortable answering or what experiences men have had. I’ve been out of the game for too long to have a relevant opinion I think. How common is it for women to be truly multiorgasmic? Obviously a lot or possibly all women are capable, but is it more common than not? I’ve definitely been with women who orgasm relatively easily but lose interest in sex immediately afterwords. This includes self pleasure. They only ever go once. I’ve also had a discussion with a woman who only orgasms by rubbing her clit herself and is one and done. While I recognize the possibility that these women may be the exceptions, it makes me curious how many women are multiorgasmic? Also will have to bear in mind the ‘This is lit” bias .

I can be multiorgasmic with the right partner but I’ve never been a one and done. I’ll go as often as I can with my partner if that’s what they want.
I have found that I am exception to the rule though.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Y’all may be sick of these… but you don’t have to watch if you don’t want to.

I was trying out the “loop station” which sounded great until the ended, it did something weird. I would guess the battery was dying, except there is no battery in it, I have it plugged in.

Anyway.. @Chloe_Harper or @DannieB … if you’re around….

Hell to the yes!

Love the tone on this one!

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I can be multiorgasmic with the right partner but I’ve never been a one and done. I’ll go as often as I can with my partner if that’s what they want.
I have found that I am exception to the rule though.

Thank you for sharing!

 

[Rj_1954]

I can be multiorgasmic with the right partner but I’ve never been a one and done. I’ll go as often as I can with my partner if that’s what they want.
I have found that I am exception to the rule though.

I used to be able to do it 3 times, but now just maybe twice, maybe...

 

[Fiestykitten]

I used to be able to do it 3 times, but now just maybe twice, maybe...

Not bad! Good for you darlin!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hello and good morning to all the lovely, gorgeous, breath-taking, rule-ignoring, totally spankable Brats https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f618.png

Oh, and good morning to the rest of you now picturing brats getting spanked https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f612.png pervertshttps://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f92d.png

Me? Thinking of spanking a Princess? Perish the thought...

I need some coffee. Would anyone be willing to supply a mug or point me in the direction of where the coffee is today. ️

https://i.ibb.co/vxtVYJMj/IMG-20250330-133520451.jpg
Okay, last time I had matching cups, but today felt like a Big Cup day (for me, everyday is a Big Cup Day). I also have the Aeropress if you want a Shot in the Dark. (It is an espresso shot in black coffee, you pervs. You know, unless you want to change the definition, Princess.) I don't have the almond milk creamer that you like, but my kid has some Peppermint Mocha if you would like that. Otherwise, the store is just down the road and I can fetch you some.

I believe congratulations are in order since the Queen got her new machine *hold for applause* and Jack posted one of the sexiest photos on here ever of him making coffee in his pour over *hold for moans of agreement*

Very hot. Love a good pour over, but I am lazy.

Also, I got my snails https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f40c.png yesterday. One for each fish tank, and I'm a little obsessed. I may share pictures of their absolute adorable selves. I named them Miguel and Tulio (a prize to the person that gets that). They are in separate tanks but the tanks are right next to each other. And soon, soon, I can get my shrimp babies too

No idea.

 

[redsnowbunny]

Y’all may be sick of these… but you don’t have to watch if you don’t want to.

I was trying out the “loop station” which sounded great until the ended, it did something weird. I would guess the battery was dying, except there is no battery in it, I have it plugged in.

Anyway.. @Chloe_Harper or @DannieB … if you’re around….

I love listening!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

We are writing novels in the thread now? When tf did this happen?
I leave for a couple hours and come to check in to this. I’m so disappointed in all of you.

I write novels everywhere...

 

[Fiestykitten]

I write novels everywhere...

Yes, we know Mcdreamy wordboy