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[Hornymwtxn]

He is not only the GOAT in tennis but a humble, chill and an all-around nice human being.

Johnny Mac tho with the band and all

 

[BrendaBear]

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Sorry... I kind of stalled out here.... just... pondering... @Chloe_Harper ... handcuffed to my bed, wearing only an oversize t shirt... suddenly I am instant Domme and my life's mission, just became to please this goddess on my bed...


.... oh my.....

 

[HollyS]

Expresso machines...you wouldn't understand

I try hard not to be picky about language and spelling usage by others, and we all make typos, but... but...

There's no such thing as eXpresso, dammit! It's eSpresso!!!

Okay, carry on. Happy Friday everyone!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

everyone knows youre supposed to use a water based lube for masturbation anyway, duh

Coconut oil is hard to beat for beating purposes.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

...but... but.... you didn't also say "and you're good"... wasn't that required?

Only if you're saying it to someone handcuffed to your bed in only an oversized t-shirt

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I try hard not to be picky about language and spelling usage by others, and we all make typos, but... but...

There's no such thing as eXpresso, dammit! It's eSpresso!!!

Okay, carry on. Happy Friday everyone!

You should see my esspression rn

 

[TXRafe]

Coconut oil is hard to beat for beating purposes.

yeah, coconut oil is the "natural" choice...i dont like the consistency though. give me good old astroglide...though i used lotion for years and you cant go wrong with suave aloe and cucumber.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Sorry... I kind of stalled out here.... just... pondering... @Chloe_Harper ... handcuffed to my bed, wearing only an oversize t shirt... suddenly I am instant Domme and my life's mission, just became to please this goddess on my bed...


.... oh my.....

Who, me?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

yeah, coconut oil is the "natural" choice...i dont like the consistency though. give me good old astroglide...though i used lotion for years and you cant go wrong with suave aloe and cucumber.

I like the natural choice I said better

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

You should see my esspression rn

 

[BrendaBear]

Who, me?

I'm tempted to post some delicious gifs... but... I'd want to have some long conversations first... I would want to know exactly what your boundaries are, what turns you on, what turns you off... and what makes you so wet that you can't stand still ... even if you are out in public... then I'd want to know if the "in public" part affects you... just... so many things I need to know, before the ravishing begins...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Spit is also effective… just saying

Might need more than one mouth worth of saliva to keep that running smoothly tho

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Still fucking lost

I will pm you the details

 

[Hornymwtxn]

If it was me I wouldn’t open it…
@Fiestykitten

Likelihood of dick pic….. 48%

I have been known to roll like that.

But I generally ask if they would like that sort of thing first.

 

[UnquietDreams]

69 is better imo

Never was fond of 69. I like to concentrate on one or the other at a time.

 

[BrendaBear]

Never was fond of 69. I like to concentrate on one or the other at a time.

Yes!!!! Thank you!!! That's how I've always felt about that!!!

we aren't going to talk about a spit roast kind of thing though... not going to do it... nope...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm tempted to post some delicious gifs... but... I'd want to have some long conversations first... I would want to know exactly what your boundaries are, what turns you on, what turns you off... and what makes you so wet that you can't stand still ... even if you are out in public... then I'd want to know if the "in public" part affects you... just... so many things I need to know, before the ravishing begins...

Send me a questionnaire to fill out you can do so publicly. I'm sure others would love filling it out too

Like I said… spit is natural?

Yes, spit is natural

Or as Chloe suggested… other lips of some sort…

Oh, yes, also quite the natural lubricant option

 

[NewStartQueen]

There’s an appropriate time for that kink??

After 3pm but before 11pm.

 

[BrendaBear]

Send me a questionnaire to fill out you can do so publicly. I'm sure others would love filling it out too

Wait... you're assigning me homework? A BrendaBrat questionnaire for Subbies?

I will need to ponder that... but I was enjoying the picturing you on my bed more... just saying...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wait... you're assigning me homework? A BrendaBrat questionnaire for Subbies?

I will need to ponder that... but I was enjoying the picturing you on my bed more... just saying...

It is quite comfy there...

 

[NewStartQueen]

Man... now I want donuts...





I blame @AlwaysDancing

I always want donuts. It's a driving force for me to get out of bed.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I always want donuts. It's a driving force for me to get out of bed.

Aw man! Now I want donuts again


Anyone have any lemon-filled ones?

 

[Fiestykitten]

If it was me I wouldn’t open it…
@Fiestykitten

Likelihood of dick pic….. 48%

We’re good, it wasn’t!

 

[NewStartQueen]

Why does it have to be torrential rain on the Saturday that I have to work?!?! And work involves moving between 4 buildings at pace.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Why does it have to be torrential rain on the Saturday that I have to work?!?! And work involves moving between 4 buildings at pace.

Let me see if there's any hope for the weather to change... one moment...

I'll check my boobs again in 30 minutes. Sorry, not helpful.