What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ericalauren]

I accidentally cut my finger with a scissor last night. It hurts a bit. I'm still mad at myself for it.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I should have timed it.

...

That pee was at least a minute.

 

[Speshul91]

Wondering when life is going to give me a break

 

[Dayhoosier]

Will I dare?

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Go on, take your shot.

 

[Chillygirl]

I should have timed it.

...

That pee was at least a minute.

Only a minute? Drink more and hold it longer…you can do better. I believe in you!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Only a minute? Drink more and hold it longer…you can do better. I believe in you!

Seriously?
I felt like I was turning inside out.
Not sure I need to improve too much here.

 

[SWR101]

Why am I so freaking tired all the time lately?

 

[redsnowbunny]

Will I dare?

Well ???!!
Will You ?? .......


(The suspence is killing me!!!!)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only a minute? Drink more and hold it longer…you can do better. I believe in you!

I had no idea you were so competitive

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Will I dare?

??

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

People really are crazy….just like the song says…

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm thinking about moving to Mars. But I'm pretty sure I'll get Temu ads there, too.

 

[SmokingFap]

Oh! And how is "get fucked" an insult? Isn't that what 99% of us on here are trying to do?

 

[redsnowbunny]

Oh! And how is "get fucked" an insult? Isn't that what 99% of us on here are trying to do?

It's when they want to send you do it by yourselt that the thing gets boring....

 

[SmokingFap]

It's when they want to send you do it by yourselt that the thing gets boring....

Hell, I've been trying to go fuck myself ever since the first time someone told me to do it.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Lady on Lit: "How horny are you?"
Me: "About this much" (send)
My brain: "That made you hornier, you've lied to that lady"

I have never been called a lady before

 

[SmokingFap]

I have never been called a lady before

Hey lady!





You're welcome.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Hey lady!





You're welcome.

https://c.tenor.com/EhBqreAUMDoAAAAd/tenor.gif

 

[Dayhoosier]

??

Depends

 

[fsa52]

Oh! And how is "get fucked" an insult? Isn't that what 99% of us on here are trying to do?

“Go fuck yourself!” would be way worse.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Just realized the guy from Banshee is Homelander.

Fuck I'm slow.

 

[LupineOne]

That barrel proof was a bit of a disappointment.
Guess I’m sticking with the tried-and-true

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I would do some terrible things to be able to actually eat some taquitos right now!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I have never been called a lady before

Lady Amber Green of Litchester