What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Meduus]

Too much
That my exam is going to suck
That I need to get my act together
That sleeping at the zoo will be fun
That the world is going to shit
Is cutting my hair short tomorrow a good idea
Etc
Etc

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

That is what that “twit hee”, “twoo haw” was

I heard that me making owl noises turns you on.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I heard that me making owl noises turns you on.

Not as much as when you shake your tail feathers

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Not as much as when you shake your tail feathers

Shhh!! I'm pretending to be a donkey. If the ladies realise I'm actually an owl, they'll all want a piece of me!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I need to get my ass in gear, but the motivation to attempt a jog/walk, is just not there. Maybe because muscles still feel off. Maybe it's the weather.
Nothing to it, but to do it.

 

[Peter_Out]

Not as much as when you shake your tail feathers

Here we go loop di loo!

 

[Peter_Out]

they'll all want a piece of me!

As long as it's the piece of you that you want them to want, why are you complaining?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Did you ever notice that seemingly all of the boobs shared on Lit are real?
I don’t believe I’ve seen a fake pair yet.

 

[ericalauren]

An anonymous person sent my friend an email about how she needs to get her testosterone levels checked because "there's no such thing as asexuality". I really fucking hate it when allosexual people tell us that. Do we really owe allosexuals a picture of our blood test results? Of course not!

 

[morelikeasong]

How do I get into my sex.com account with all my saved gifs??

Ever since they changed from the white background interface to the black one, I can’t log in. And I can’t recover my password either because it doesn’t seem to recognize me as having an account.

 

[EvaLane]

How do I get into my sex.com account with all my saved gifs??

Ever since they changed from the white background interface to the black one, I can’t log in. And I can’t recover my password either because it doesn’t seem to recognize me as having an account.

Took me forever. Did you have any boards saved? I’ll send you mine and maybe that’ll work for you to get to the normal page. I hate change.

Pooffffff

 

[morelikeasong]

Took me for ever. Did you have any boards saved? I’ll send you mine and maybe that’ll work for you to get to the normal page. I hate change.

Got it!! Thank you! So do you bookmark your board and then get back in that way?
I, too, hate change.

 

[EvaLane]

Got it!! Thank you! So do you bookmark your board and then get back in that way?
I, too, hate change.

I just deleted all my history so it was harder than normal, I had to actually go back and find one of my first posts that I didn’t link correctly that went to my board lol. But yea, I saved the bookmark in my abyss of notes

Edit - I’m still searching for gifs using the board search feature, I have to be a bit creative but it works for now

 

[SassySheDevil]

Someone is feeling spicy today.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

My (not WFH) work day would be much better if I could just take off these pants.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I thought this yesterday...
Saw this in my FB feed today:
View attachment 2519194

 

[morelikeasong]

Ladies— are you ever feeling like you absolutely can not get your mind out of the gutter so you get suspicious and check your cycle tracker and, sure enough, as soon as you open it it’s like HIGH RISK OF PREGNANCY like ooook that explains things

Biology is such a powerful force.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Ladies— are you ever feeling like you absolutely can not get your mind out of the gutter so you get suspicious and check your cycle tracker and, sure enough, as soon as you open it it’s like HIGH RISK OF PREGNANCY like ooook that explains things

Biology is such a powerful force.

https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED216/6626628e71973.jpeg

 

[TXRafe]

last nights survivor was amazing...i am watching it and bawling my eyes out...as someone who now just knows i am on the spectrum, seeing what played out in the game is just so amazing. knowing that im not alone, that other people experience the same things i do, that strong intelligent likeable people have the same struggles that i do just means so much.

 

[FreckledSprite]

I CAN CHANGE MY THREAD TITLE!!! ️ Play Ball!

 

[ShaneoD]

Lady on Lit: "How horny are you?"
Me: "About this much" (send)
My brain: "That made you hornier, you've lied to that lady"

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lady on Lit: "How horny are you?"
Me: "About this much" (send)
My brain: "That made you hornier, you've lied to that lady"

"It's a constantly moving scale."

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Shit. I guess I shouldn't have said that. Or That. Or THAT!

Just quit while you're behind and watch some ️ or .

 

[fsa52]

Shit. I guess I shouldn't have said that. Or That. Or THAT!

Just quit while you're behind and watch some ️ or .

Sounds like something I’d do!

 

[redsnowbunny]

I wish I had a bathtub. The shower is practical, but the bathtub is the epithomy of relax ... I need a long warm bubbly bath, a drink . And a massage.
I feel more relaxed just imagining this ...