What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

The neighbour's kid might need an exorcism.... Sadly, it's too late to give him smarter parents, so exorcism it its.
Some people should NOT procreate.
 
I was just thinking about something I hadn't thought of in years. There was a couple in my dorm, man and woman, who had plans to be married after graduation. The tricky part was that she was determined to stay a virgin until they married. He, on the other hand, wasn't so thrilled with the idea of being celibate for his college years. I don't know if there was a big fight or some sort of bargained compromise or what, but she gave him permission to satisfy his primal urges with a woman of her choosing. I wish i knew the details about how she was chosen, but I knew about the set-up because I was friends with the chosen one. I think she was picked partly because she was fun and laid back, but I think that a bigger part was played by her not being nearly as good-looking as the virginal woman.
 
I was just thinking about something I hadn't thought of in years. There was a couple in my dorm, man and woman, who had plans to be married after graduation. The tricky part was that she was determined to stay a virgin until they married. He, on the other hand, wasn't so thrilled with the idea of being celibate for his college years. I don't know if there was a big fight or some sort of bargained compromise or what, but she gave him permission to satisfy his primal urges with a woman of her choosing. I wish i knew the details about how she was chosen, but I knew about the set-up because I was friends with the chosen one. I think she was picked partly because she was fun and laid back, but I think that a bigger part was played by her not being nearly as good-looking as the virginal woman.
Fwiw, I'll add that I advised my friend to steer clear of all this because it was doomed to end in tears. As far as I know, though, everyone involved walked away happy with the arrangement. I thought for sure that there would be jealousy and unrequited feelings. I think it was successful because even though it was all a way for him to get his rocks off, he always made sure that my friend got off, too.
 
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