Cock Talk

I watched a whole documentary... I never thought I'd see a kink group get together that made furries look normal and healthy

I hear someone around these parts fuck vacuums?? Now that’s something I’d like a front row seat at.

But only if an audience was present, because gosh, my drive to compete would be intense and I’m not being shown up by a vaccum.
 
I hear someone around these parts fuck vacuums?? Now that’s something I’d like a front row seat at.
I have it on good authority that it's several people who have tried.
We just follow the example set before us
But only if an audience was present, because gosh, my drive to compete would be intense and I’m not being shown up by a vaccum.
If your suction can compete with a vacuum then, girl, you should be having dudes line up around the block/township/county/state
 
I hear someone around these parts fuck vacuums?? Now that’s something I’d like a front row seat at.

But only if an audience was present, because gosh, my drive to compete would be intense and I’m not being shown up by a vaccum.
Vacuum fucking aside, there's a line at which I go, ya know what, you may be better off with the robot/vacuum/flashlight 😂
 
The sexdoll I get, but a fleshlight feels so much better and different than your hand. Much like the real thing. Seems like it’d be easier to clean than a doll, too. (So I imagine! 🙄😁)

Dishwasher safe, maybe. But not sure how it’d clean the inside.

Oh I encourage men to buy and use sex toys of all sorts.

gross, perverted

aren’t necessarily bad associations for me. ☺️
 
Sugar, I will shamelessly admit that I love BJ's, but I could suck the chrome off a tail pipe, and it couldn't meet the expectation of a guy who's been banging a machine of some kind. Why do you think there are so many guys our there who can't get it up without a toy????
 
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