I do NOT get “Ass eating.” Never have, never will. There. I said it…

I just don’t get this. I identify as St8, M, but am bi-curious, and cock/cum crazy; I’ve jerked off cocks in glory holes and swing parties, snowball my cum with lovers, but I simply DO NOT get ass eating. I know, in porn, the envelope has to be constantly pushed, so nowadays, every G/G scene, M/M, MM/F scene devolves into some ass eating. That’s when I either “FF,” or go limp. Please don’t tell me ‘Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it.”. I’ve not tried anal fisting either, so….yeah….
Rant over. lol…..
Never ate a guy but love eating girls ass
 
I just don’t get this. I identify as St8, M, but am bi-curious, and cock/cum crazy; I’ve jerked off cocks in glory holes and swing parties, snowball my cum with lovers, but I simply DO NOT get ass eating. I know, in porn, the envelope has to be constantly pushed, so nowadays, every G/G scene, M/M, MM/F scene devolves into some ass eating. That’s when I either “FF,” or go limp. Please don’t tell me ‘Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it.”. I’ve not tried anal fisting either, so….yeah….
Rant over. lol…..
Same
 
I just don’t get this. I identify as St8, M, but am bi-curious, and cock/cum crazy; I’ve jerked off cocks in glory holes and swing parties, snowball my cum with lovers, but I simply DO NOT get ass eating. I know, in porn, the envelope has to be constantly pushed, so nowadays, every G/G scene, M/M, MM/F scene devolves into some ass eating. That’s when I either “FF,” or go limp. Please don’t tell me ‘Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it.”. I’ve not tried anal fisting either, so….yeah….
Rant over. lol…..
Yeah your into all that other stuff but don't get ass eating 🙄 I can see the confusion ( " st8 m"/" bi curious") I do it because SHE enjoys it. Get it ? Probably not
 
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Again, these threads never lead to anything good.

I will just say we're all adults here and I hope do understand and are comfortable with others not being comfortable.
 
I just don’t get this. I identify as St8, M, but am bi-curious, and cock/cum crazy; I’ve jerked off cocks in glory holes and swing parties, snowball my cum with lovers, but I simply DO NOT get ass eating. I know, in porn, the envelope has to be constantly pushed, so nowadays, every G/G scene, M/M, MM/F scene devolves into some ass eating. That’s when I either “FF,” or go limp. Please don’t tell me ‘Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it.”. I’ve not tried anal fisting either, so….yeah….
Rant over. lol…..
To each their own. My daughter used to say she hated broccoli, but she had never tried it. She loves it now.
 
I just don’t get this. I identify as St8, M, but am bi-curious, and cock/cum crazy; I’ve jerked off cocks in glory holes and swing parties, snowball my cum with lovers, but I simply DO NOT get ass eating. I know, in porn, the envelope has to be constantly pushed, so nowadays, every G/G scene, M/M, MM/F scene devolves into some ass eating. That’s when I either “FF,” or go limp. Please don’t tell me ‘Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it.”. I’ve not tried anal fisting either, so….yeah….
Rant over. lol…..
I have tried ass eating with a woman. But I am looking for my glorious King to allow me to munch on his delicious and wonderful tasting ass. I am know as "The Ass Muncher"!
 
I'd never in a million years would have even thought about it until someone continued explaining how to be very clean, great healthy hygiene, above and beyond what I felt was necessary, and then WHAM, I knew why. It is not an every day thing, never has been but had I not been attacked I might had never know how incredible anal orgasm were. That was in my mid 20s after experiencing other things I had never though of doing. As time goes on my wife and I are more open to things we have not been. I never thought about cum play, anal penetration, toy sex, vibes, and yet as we move forward sexually all those have been added, some changed, tweaked (I so wanted to typo twerked there), we each have our favorites, we each to whatever the others wants for pleasure, and at times one of us will get overboard on the aroused scale and do something crazy like oral anal, but ONLY after serious prep. I will not do many things listed throughout lits pages but time changes things as I have seen, especially with men. Never would in a million years thought so many married men would go over to the gray side but seems so here. Based on life thus far, I figure there are many more things that my wife and I will do that are not even on our current radar.
 
Sheesh, people.... Have you not noticed how close a woman's anus is to her vaginal opening? If you go down on the one, you may as well go down on the other... They're literally about 3/4 to 1" from each other... Whatever germs you're fretting about are present at both places.
 
I definitely enjoy it more than my wife. I haven't done it in years though. My wife has become quite the stick in the mud. I enjoy kink, my wife, not so much...
 
Sheesh, people.... Have you not noticed how close a woman's anus is to her vaginal opening? If you go down on the one, you may as well go down on the other... They're literally about 3/4 to 1" from each other... Whatever germs you're fretting about are present at both places.
A guy I used to work with said he'd never eat pussy "because they put the snack bar too close to the shit house". He also never kept a girlfriend very long.
 
Sheesh, people.... Have you not noticed how close a woman's anus is to her vaginal opening? If you go down on the one, you may as well go down on the other... They're literally about 3/4 to 1" from each other... Whatever germs you're fretting about are present at both places.
Q: why is eating pussy like being in the Mafia? A: one slip of the tongue are you’re in deep s**t…
 
@Carson19820 and @docisin

Both of your quips are pretty hilarious and, of course, a bit true.

The bottomline is: Sex is kinda gross, if you let your brain go there. ...So, I don't. When I'm horned up and ready for sex, I see every part of my wife’s body as part of the playground (w/ her permission of course). If I dwell on what comes out of where, well.... I might stop having sex altogether. ;)
 
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I was having an affair a number of years ago. I was eating her out with her on her stomach, we had just showered together, and it was right there so I ran my tongue across her cute starfish once, and she whimpered in response. Needless to say that orgasm (her 2nd that evening), and I couldn't help myself :)

My wife will not.
 
I just don’t get this. I identify as St8, M, but am bi-curious, and cock/cum crazy; I’ve jerked off cocks in glory holes and swing parties, snowball my cum with lovers, but I simply DO NOT get ass eating. I know, in porn, the envelope has to be constantly pushed, so nowadays, every G/G scene, M/M, MM/F scene devolves into some ass eating. That’s when I either “FF,” or go limp. Please don’t tell me ‘Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it.”. I’ve not tried anal fisting either, so….yeah….
Rant over. lol…..
My simple 2 cts is that Ass eating usually involves exposure to bacteria that I just don't need to e exposed to.
 
My simple 2 cts is that Ass eating usually involves exposure to bacteria that I just don't need to e exposed to.
Have you not read any of the above posts? The fact is, you are being exposed to those same bacteria if you engage in oral sex with your partner. Again, the anus and vaginal opening are a mere 3/4” apart. The only way this would not be true is if you insist on her taking a shower before engaging in oral.
 
Have you not read any of the above posts? The fact is, you are being exposed to those same bacteria if you engage in oral sex with your partner. Again, the anus and vaginal opening are a mere 3/4” apart. The only way this would not be true is if you insist on her taking a shower before engaging in oral.
Agree, but there are conditions here. Having sex of most any kind, is sharing bacteria. Ingesting from oral sex, even more so, licking a clean anus is probably not much different than tonguing the vagina bacteria wise. Licking an unclean anus is definitely going to increase the bacterial load and definitely not my thing, but may not cause a problem if you are already sharing biome, and if the lickee has a bug that’s causing diarrhea there’s a good chance of transmission, so, god no!
 
Agree, but there are conditions here. Having sex of most any kind, is sharing bacteria. Ingesting from oral sex, even more so, licking a clean anus is probably not much different than tonguing the vagina bacteria wise. Licking an unclean anus is definitely going to increase the bacterial load and definitely not my thing, but may not cause a problem if you are already sharing biome, and if the lickee has a bug that’s causing diarrhea there’s a good chance of transmission, so, god no!
Agreed

And as I said earlier in the thread: I've rimmed my wife countless times and have NEVER caught a stomach bug from it. On the other hand, I have caught countless colds, flu's, and even strep throat (3x) from kissing her on the lips. Nonetheless, I will NEVER stop kissing her lips, just as I will not stop rimming her - even if I do eventually get a stomach bug from doing so.

Thankfully, we have a pretty good system in place to prevent getting each other sick.. If either of us has a stomach bug we don't have sex - of any kind :)
 
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Agreed

And as I said earlier in the thread: I've rimmed my wife countless times and have NEVER caught a stomach bug from it. On the other hand, I have caught countless colds, flu's, and even strep throat (3x) from kissing her on the lips. Nonetheless, I will NEVER stop kissing her lips, just as I will not stop rimming her - even if I do eventually get a stomach bug from doing so.

Thankfully, we have a pretty good system in place to prevent getting each other sick.. If either of us has a stomach bug we don't have sex - of any kind :)
Yes, the diseases of the mouth you mentioned are most likely viruses. My practice has been to only kiss the lower lips when the wife has a cold, flu or cold sore. Inversely, if she has a yeast infection, I'll pass until that is clear.
 
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