UnquietDreams
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Is Jesus a koi as well?
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Is Jesus a koi as well?
Forever + 1 over here, Beeznatch.Gonna admit shit yet or we still fighting?
I can go on forever btw, I’m stubborn as fuck
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Oh! That’s right! And where tf have you been young lady! Just out pouting all night and not checking in!!!
Don’t tell me your phone died either cause we know that’s a fucking lie?
So what do you have to say for yourself and being missing for over 2 hours and leaving me to watch over these fools??
Hmmm…..![]()
Father, son, and holy koi.He'd be in good koi-pany
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Boy this is the thanks I get for providing you with the impetus for learning how to post gifs from your phone. Eyore Sigh
Father, son, and holy koi.
I mean, too be fair, sometimes I feel the same way but with our roles reversed. And I'm just like, am I boring now?
My hips don't... I mean I haven't actually shown them swivel...
I was gone, I didn't think anyone would noticeOh! That’s right! And where tf have you been young lady! Just out pouting all night and not checking in!!!
Don’t tell me your phone died either cause we know that’s a fucking lie?
So what do you have to say for yourself and being missing for over 2 hours and leaving me to watch over these fools??
Hmmm…..![]()
https://voca.ro/1cWSrUtMtOzlFather, son, and holy koi.
Does that require a different version of the holy eu-koi-rist?Father, son, and holy koi.
Oh my you are so forgiven!I mean, too be fair, sometimes I feel the same way but with our roles reversed. And I'm just like, am I boring now?
My hips don't... I mean I haven't actually shown them swivel...
I was gone, I didn't think anyone would noticeI do appreciate you watching over everyone, and I even brought you matches that light up in different color flames when you strike them
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Ok I laughed while blowing up my sleeping pad on that one.
*slides twelve boxes over* they aren't sorted by color because it's always a surprise!Oh my you are so forgiven!
* makes grabby motion*
Gimme, please!!
You could ... Just saying...My hips don't... I mean I haven't actually shown them swivel...
Oh, holy koi, making you laugh is the highlight of my day, right below listening to you laugh...
I'm afraid y'all will all have built it up to be much sexier than the reality is, and will be sorely disappointedYou could ... Just saying...
I'm afraid y'all will all have built it up to be much sexier than the reality is, and will be sorely disappointed
https://www.mashed.com/img/gallery/how-a-zodiac-sign-inspired-the-shape-of-goldfish-crackers/l-intro-1701615535.jpgDoes that require a different version of the holy eu-koi-rist?
https://voca.ro/1e5XmGSLFIkdI'm afraid y'all will all have built it up to be much sexier than the reality is, and will be sorely disappointed
Ahh yes com-minnow… I mean communion wafers… excellent
Honey, women always think.. because they never get to see the beautiful, gentle sway of a woman’s hips as she walks. Especially, when she doesn’t know she is being observed.I'm afraid y'all will all have built it up to be much sexier than the reality is, and will be sorely disappointed
I'd like mine smoked...Ahh yes com-minnow… I mean communion wafers… excellent
Forgive me, Father, for I have finned...Ahh yes com-minnow… I mean communion wafers… excellent
Also good char-grilled as well…
It is ok my son…Forgive me, Father, for I have finned...