I just woke from a little nap and what do I find?
Is Jesus a koi as well?
Forever + 1 over here, Beeznatch.Gonna admit shit yet or we still fighting?
I can go on forever btw, I’m stubborn as fuck
Oh! That’s right! And where tf have you been young lady! Just out pouting all night and not checking in!!!
Don’t tell me your phone died either cause we know that’s a fucking lie?
So what do you have to say for yourself and being missing for over 2 hours and leaving me to watch over these fools??
Hmmm…..
Father, son, and holy koi.He'd be in good koi-pany
Boy this is the thanks I get for providing you with the impetus for learning how to post gifs from your phone. Eyore Sigh
I mean, too be fair, sometimes I feel the same way but with our roles reversed. And I'm just like, am I boring now?
My hips don't... I mean I haven't actually shown them swivel...
I was gone, I didn't think anyone would noticeOh! That’s right! And where tf have you been young lady! Just out pouting all night and not checking in!!!
Don’t tell me your phone died either cause we know that’s a fucking lie?
So what do you have to say for yourself and being missing for over 2 hours and leaving me to watch over these fools??
Hmmm…..
I do appreciate you watching over everyone, and I even brought you matches that light up in different color flames when you strike them 
Does that require a different version of the holy eu-koi-rist?
Oh my you are so forgiven!I mean, too be fair, sometimes I feel the same way but with our roles reversed. And I'm just like, am I boring now?
My hips don't... I mean I haven't actually shown them swivel...
I was gone, I didn't think anyone would notice
Ok I laughed while blowing up my sleeping pad on that one.
*slides twelve boxes over* they aren't sorted by color because it's always a surprise!
You could ... Just saying...
Oh, holy koi, making you laugh is the highlight of my day, right below listening to you laugh...
I'm afraid y'all will all have built it up to be much sexier than the reality is, and will be sorely disappointed
Ahh yes com-minnow… I mean communion wafers… excellent
Honey, women always think.. because they never get to see the beautiful, gentle sway of a woman’s hips as she walks. Especially, when she doesn’t know she is being observed.
Forgive me, Father, for I have finned...
Also good char-grilled as well…
