The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[likes2watchU]

I am sure she will laugh and prolly roll her eyes.

Please report back - this could be the highlight of my day

 

[Wonderer67]

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Just seeing this made me think of the whistling sound as the coyote falls off the cliff…

 

[Wonderer67]

What will her reaction be?

She just got home. She said she laughed and shook her head…

 

[Wonderer67]

They get around...
And that song does not go w/ the FMC, does it?!?

This is more in tune with their way of life… a lovely take on the ZZ Top classic, beer, drinkers, and Hellraisers

 

[Oldermom935]

Based on knowing my wife, I can make a guess...

 

[likes2watchU]

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[likes2watchU]

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[Tweedledude]

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That hilarious I need to buy some of those

 

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[Lilianna23]

Ot does... my mom has macula degeneration and her brain is slowing down a bit.. I love love love her and she asked me to drive her to Minnesota to visit her remaining siblings and to see her patents Graves etc...... I feel like we r on a farewell tour....... we are going in may

You're a good daughter!

 

[Wonderer67]

She just got home. She said she laughed and shook her head…

I just got the real reaction.

Mrs wonderer: “do any of you guys have immature husbands?”

Them: a few nods, (but mostly they are unhappy middle aged housewives.)

Wife shows my “dick pic”

Them: shakes their heads. (They are really no fun)

 

[likes2watchU]

That hilarious I need to buy some of those

Coyote Splat for Car Dents

 

[Lilianna23]

I am so independent that marriage would be a disaster for me... I would be a great girlfriend though....

A strong woman needs a strong man. She will destroy a weak man to both their detriment.

 

[Tweedledude]

Coyote Splat for Car Dents

I wish someone would go back to making cartoons like that again

 

[Oldermom935]

A strong woman needs a strong man. She will destroy a weak man to both their detriment.

And it's legal?

 

[likes2watchU]

I just got the real reaction.

Mrs wonderer: “do any of you guys have immature husbands?”

Them: a few nods, (but mostly they are unhappy middle aged housewives.)

Wife shows my “dick pic”

Them: shakes their heads. (They are really no fun)

 

[likes2watchU]

Oh crap...
Fine - if you try this out on Mrs. W go ahead and throw me under the bus.
Yeah, yeah. I gave you the idea. Right???

 

[Lilianna23]

Speaking of…House of the Dragon new season should be dropping in a couple of months.

Morning all. Had fun at our oyster roast. Good catching up with some coworkers I haven’t seen since the last one. Wife goes in for her checkup today so, another milestone to recovery.

Have a great day! Santa Fe sunrise MZ:

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How was the checkup?

 

[Lilianna23]

Yeah she has gotten the shots. 1 eye is worse than the other. She only has peripheral vision... she wants to wear an eye patch .... it bothers her.... she can see to take care of the house etc.... her grandma was blind I suspect of the same thing because i remember when I was little that she would turn her head to " see a little bit"

That has to be hard for her.

 

[Lilianna23]

One of my dad’s friends left his left arm on Iwo Jima. When the 50th anniversary of the battle was coming up, the VFW reached out to him to see if he’d be interested in going back for the commemoration. His quote…”I ain’t going back over there and shaking their hands. Those bastards tried to kill me!”

I wouldn't go, either!

 

[Lilianna23]

Morning all. Today is the anniversary of my arrival in this weird world 55 years ago.

Happy birthday!

 

[Lilianna23]

So for the unwashed…here’s your BBQ primer…

NC BBQ - split into Eastern NC (vinegar based sauce w spices) and Western NC (Tomato/ketchup/molasses or sweet)
SC BBQ - mustard based sauce. Good but not my fav…

Both of these mainly piggy

Tennessee - Dry rub spice
KC - a mix of dry rub spice and sweet sauce

Mainly beef and Tennessee mostly ribs

TX - spicer sauces with a healthy mix of the rub and others. Brisket is king

BBQ is kind of like sex…even when it’s bad…it’s still pretty good!

Thanks for the tutorial, H!

 

[Lilianna23]

My life partner’s daughter is in ER with neck and joint pain, headache, and entire body rash. They are doing CT and spinal fluid test. Say a good word for them.

What was the diagnosis?