Krafty

[BrightShinyGirl]

In Seattle, someone is sticking Kraft American cheese slices on a Telsa because its driver is an asshole.

 

[MajorRewrite]

In Seattle, someone is sticking Kraft American cheese slices on a Telsa because its driver is an asshole.

The comments are the best part of that link.

“You could say the car was singled out.”

“Clear crayon, write on the back glass. Nobody is gonna notice it when it’s dry, then one day it rains and you’ve got 50 dicks on your rear windshield”

“OP will not be silenced by the bullies or the lactose intolerant!”

 

[KingDJT]

In Seattle, someone is sticking Kraft American cheese slices on a Telsa because its driver is an asshole.

5-20 years in prison! Let them do it! The idiots have no idea these Teslas have cameras pointing at every direction!

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

5-20 years in prison! Let them do it! The idiots have no idea these Teslas have cameras pointing at every direction!

The Reddit thread addresses the camera issue. Leaving your parked Telsa in sentry mode drains the battery so most people don't do it.

 

[MajorRewrite]

5-20 years in prison! Let them do it! The idiots have no idea these Teslas have cameras pointing at every direction!

pRiSOn tiME fOr KRaFt SingLeS!!!

That plastic “food” is shitty, but it isn’t officially a crime.

 

[schism666]

In Seattle, someone is sticking Kraft American cheese slices on a Telsa because its driver is an asshole.

saint (ken/karen kraft) ann is gonna shit himself.

 

[KingDJT]

The Reddit thread addresses the camera issue. Leaving your parked Telsa in sentry mode drains the battery so most people don't do it.

5-20 years and marked forever as a national threat never to leave the country! Your choice!

 

[butters]

saint (ken/karen kraft) ann is gonna shit himself.

hmnn, or perhaps it'll revive his own warped sense of relevancy

 

[Saint_Ann]

Must be another slow news day. I kinda feel sorry for all the poor libs that bought Teslas thinking they were saving the environment and are now pariahs to their own kind.

Not really sorry. Sorry.

 

[Saint_Ann]

hmnn, or perhaps it'll revive his own warped sense of relevancy

Living rent free in the heads of you lefties. Lol.

 

[schism666]

Living rent free in the heads of you lefties. Lol.

you can't afford our rentv after paying rory to live in yours.

 

[coati]

5-20 years and marked forever as a national threat never to leave the country! Your choice!

We are all so, so afraid of responding to a dipshit with a chainsaw.

 

[Saint_Ann]

you can't afford our rentv after paying rory to live in yours.

Tell us what it's like having rory's dick up your ass.

 

[KingDJT]

We are all so, so afraid of responding to a dipshit with a chainsaw.

Go burn up a Tesla! Let's see how brave you are! Take to the.streets and shout and scream! Go burn your cities down! Just a word of warning, children aren't running the DOJ any longer, there's ADULTS who will show you what REAL JUSTICE IS! Have at it ! MARCH MADNESS, The fun is just begining!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Must be another slow news day. I kinda feel sorry for all the poor libs that bought Teslas thinking they were saving the environment and are now pariahs to their own kind.

Not really sorry. Sorry.

Be careful how you beseech Allah.


He just might answer . . . .

 

[schism666]

Tell us what it's like having rory's dick up your ass.

and give you more jerk fodder, ken?

 

[coati]

Go burn up a Tesla! Let's see how brave you are! Take to the.streets and shout and scream! Go burn your cities down! Just a word of warning, children aren't running the DOJ any longer, there's ADULTS who will show you what REAL JUSTICE IS! Have at it ! MARCH MADNESS, The fun is just begining!

Yes, you and the ChainsawChump will be sent to Gitmo. You can't stop what's coming. Goofballs will all be locked up for life. MARCH MADNESS. Track the airplanes. Read the tea leaves. MARCH MADNESS. Pimp out old LeatherFace while you can. You'll never see her again. MARCH MADNESS. Defend the Teslas. Worship the Orange God. No internet for you at Gitmo. MARCH MADNESS.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Krafty.


Karen Krafty….

 

[Philthy_Phil]

In America you can shoot up a school and kill children and nothing will be done, but don't you dare vandalize a tesler.
America deserves to burn to the ground.

 

[coati]

It's such a surprise that people don't revere Tesla dealerships.

 

[Bray123]

In America you can be jailed for providing free water to a line of voters in the sun, because that is 'bribing people to vote'.

Also in America, Musk can pay people $100 each to sign his petition whining about judges who rule against him.

Also in America, MAGAts can pay $150 to work in polling stations.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/21/nyregion/board-elections-bribes-jobs-bronx.html

 

[coati]

Why can't Americans just shut up and obey corporate oligarchs? The compliant MAGAts and most Russians support government takeover by a few oligarchs, so why not Americans?

It's almost as if Americans prefer freedom over the Daddy State.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Walking around money - a democratic tradition….

 

[TastySuckToy]

It's almost as if Americans prefer freedom over the Daddy State.

Maybe that should've been a stronger motto during the pandemic with mask and vaccine mandates!

 

[Philthy_Phil]

https://www.motorious.com/content/images/size/w1200/2022/02/tesler.jpg