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[JessiQueVix]

So I had to use Google

“Each of these varieties fit into one of seven potato type categories: russet, red, white, yellow, blue/purple, fingerling, and petite. Potatoes can be used to fuel the body and the brain throughout the day.”

Fin-ger-ling. I never knew you could do that to a spud. It’s depraved lol

If I ever plan to start a french fry business, be my brand ambassador, please. the potato expert

 

[thør]

The corned beef for dinner this evening is in the smoke in the kamado. Mesquite smoke. Beef can handle that.

Had to shovel the snow off the cooking deck. A pleasant 19°F. Might get more white shit this evening.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat will look for on-sale corned beeflets next week at store.


Dr. Tyler was a bit bossy over the phone.

 

[Missk_2022]

You always get my best @Missk_2022 …. Oops you were talking about the weather

I expect nothing less... my dear friend

 

[Missk_2022]

Wat will look for on-sale corned beeflets next week at store.


Dr. Tyler was a bit bossy over the phone.

My mom called me today..

Then forgot what she wanted to tell me!!!!

Its all good.....

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My mom called me today..

Then forgot what she wanted to tell me!!!!

Its all good.....

Mine wanted to sort me out a bit.


I told her that I'm not 5.


I also assured her that I haven't been 5 for quite a long time.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Tweedledude]

The corned beef for dinner this evening is in the smoke in the kamado. Mesquite smoke. Beef can handle that.

Had to shovel the snow off the cooking deck. A pleasant 19°F. Might get more white shit this evening.

Crock pot today.

 

[Mittering]

So I had to use Google

“Each of these varieties fit into one of seven potato type categories: russet, red, white, yellow, blue/purple, fingerling, and petite. Potatoes can be used to fuel the body and the brain throughout the day.”

Fin-ger-ling. I never knew you could do that to a spud. It’s depraved lol

You have to get it hot first

 

[Missk_2022]

Mine wanted to sort me out a bit.


I told her that I'm not 5.


I also assured her that I haven't been 5 for quite a long time.

Oh boy...

When my mom get squirrely I say "mom" and just look at her and she zips it....

We get along pretty good. She can be negative sometimes and it works my nerve.... but if I had to live with my dad and his shenanigans I would be negative too

 

[Rj_1954]

Mine wanted to sort me out a bit.


I told her that I'm not 5.


I also assured her that I haven't been 5 for quite a long time.

Be glad you still have her.
My mom passed away 46 years ago...
And dad passed away 45 years ago.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

Oh boy...

When my mom get squirrely I say "mom" and just look at her and she zips it....

We get along pretty good. She can be negative sometimes and it works my nerve.... but if I had to live with my dad and his shenanigans I would be negative too

She does okay most of the time. It's those Other Times.


I remind her that I'm running $40M of work and have dozens of people I direct.


She says, "that's nice."


I say, "you have no idea." She doesn't. She taught Engrish FFS . . . .

 

[Wonderer67]

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I just showed this Mrs wonderer. She threw her head back and laughed.

We JUST had this argument. For VD (aka Valentine’s Day) I bought her a new gardening tool she was eyeing up. Then I bought a Colt Python for myself.

She was pretty upset.

Her: how many guns do you need?
Me: how many are there?

But she’s over it now. And obviously we can laugh about it now.

And luckily I also like porn!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I just showed this Mrs wonderer. She threw her head back and laughed.

We JUST had this argument. For VD (aka Valentine’s Day) I bought her a new gardening tool she was eyeing up. Then I bought a Colt Python for myself.

She was pretty upset.

Her: how many guns do you need?
Me: how many are there?

But she’s over it now. And obviously we can laugh about it now.

And luckily I also like porn!

I wanna Python!!!


I wanna model 27, too.


And a M16A1.


And a . . . and a . . . .

 

[Wonderer67]

I wanna Python!!!


I wanna model 27, too.


And a M16A1.


And a . . . and a . . . .

It’s a badass handgun. A total bucket list buy for me.

 

[nipplecaresser]

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I didn't expect to see teabagging memes from you!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It’s a badass handgun. A total bucket list buy for me.

A friend advocates for a good 1911 in 9mm. The more I think about it, the more I think that it's a concept I could wrap some fingers around.

 

[Missk_2022]

I just showed this Mrs wonderer. She threw her head back and laughed.

We JUST had this argument. For VD (aka Valentine’s Day) I bought her a new gardening tool she was eyeing up. Then I bought a Colt Python for myself.

She was pretty upset.

Her: how many guns do you need?
Me: how many are there?

But she’s over it now. And obviously we can laugh about it now.

And luckily I also like porn!

Did you ask her how.many gardening tools she had

Now that I say that...dont ever do that

Gardening tools can do more than plant flowers

 

[Missk_2022]

I wanna Python!!!


I wanna model 27, too.


And a M16A1.


And a . . . and a . . . .

If I win the lottery we will all go shopping

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If I win the lottery we will all go shopping

We will single-handedly stimulate the economy.

 

[Wonderer67]

Well, we found out the home care person had COVID. We asked them to stay out till we take Mom to the doctor and get her checked out. She was doing better but those last two days she spent in bed and not eating enough. Today will be better.

Yesterday I walked into her room and she asked me if I had seen those women that were just leaving. I asked her who they were and she pointed at the tv. QVC was on. I asked her if those were the women and she said yes, they just walked out. That's when I light bulb went off in her head and she shut down for a few minutes. She is putting off a doctor's visit. I think she suspects that I'm going to get her tested.

It's interesting around here for sure and I can't help but think the universe is keeping me here and unemployed. It shouldnt have taken this long to give me a start date. A week is just too long. I could have moved on to another company and been at orientation already. But then what would happen with Mom if I were already gone.

*Sigh

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Man. Thats a tough one. But family is everything. But to the detriment of your own job?? Ooof. That’s a tough one.

 

[Wonderer67]

Just a photo of my collection in this sunday night..

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Yeah, check it again. I am just hungry and its potato. Dont know what you are hungry of

Damn, how do you get them so super thin?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wonderer67]

So I was concentrating on good manners today with the boys..

There are two things I insist on. Firstly nobody goes over an obstacle before me unless I give permission it’s an accident waiting to happen and believe me I have had my share.

Secondly you wait your turn unless I say otherwise. Even Jack is getting the message.

Good boys! Wow!