Greylag
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Yes and yesArr there men’s yoga pants??
They’re probably a bit baggy in the crotchal area if they do!
The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar
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Greylag
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You always get my best @Missk_2022 …. Oops you were talking about the weather
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Who uses that many condoms?Just a photo of my collection in this sunday night..
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Yeah, check it again. I am just hungry and its potato. Dont know what you are hungry of
JessiQueVix
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they are just potatoes.
Mittering
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The best rum I ever had was Caribbean. First wife and I went to Cozumel and Belize 5 or 6 times a year. One year I went I found it and was hooked. I convinced everyone I could to pack some for he return trip. So smooth and sweet you could drink it straight no problem. Never saw it again after that one trip. Wish I would have saved those bottles instead of enjoying them.OK Mittering, have I got a rum for you.
Remember back in the late 80’s early 90’s, Sat morning fishing shows on ESPN? Walker’s Cay Chronicles hosted by Flip Pallot was one. One of Florida’s premier outdoorsmen, Flip went on to graduate to making rum…or at least went in and recruited Don Poncho, a master rum distiller, and created Frigate Reserve Rum. It has become my go to! I’ve tried the 8, 12, and 15, and after this nursing stint, I’ll reward myself w the 21!
You can’t buy it off the shelf unless you reside in Fl, Al, GA, or SC…luckily my shooting range is on da border, so I jumps across and nabs a wee dram when I’m there! You can order online though.
Papa’s Pilar is another I’ve been meaning to try…
Khadaji2002
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"Just" potatoes indeed.they are just potatoes.
Mittering
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Kids and their slang these days...sheesh!
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ReallyRandyReader
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That’s the upper class potatoes
Lower class ones are employed by TV sports shows - common tatas
(I’ll get my coat)
JessiQueVix
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yeah there are now classifications of potatoes. What are you sir? a graduate in agriculture?
or may be botany. hope you dont say political science LOLReallyRandyReader
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So I had to use Google
“Each of these varieties fit into one of seven potato type categories: russet, red, white, yellow, blue/purple, fingerling, and petite. Potatoes can be used to fuel the body and the brain throughout the day.”
Fin-ger-ling. I never knew you could do that to a spud. It’s depraved lol
JessiQueVix
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If I ever plan to start a french fry business, be my brand ambassador, please. the potato expert
Missk_2022
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I expect nothing less... my dear friend
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My mom called me today..Wat will look for on-sale corned beeflets next week at store.
Dr. Tyler was a bit bossy over the phone.
Then forgot what she wanted to tell me!!!!
Its all good.....
Wat_Tyler
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Mine wanted to sort me out a bit.
I told her that I'm not 5.
I also assured her that I haven't been 5 for quite a long time.
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Tweedledude
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Crock pot today.
Mittering
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You have to get it hot first
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Oh boy...
When my mom get squirrely I say "mom" and just look at her and she zips it....
We get along pretty good. She can be negative sometimes and it works my nerve.... but if I had to live with my dad and his shenanigans I would be negative too
Rj_1954
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Be glad you still have her.
My mom passed away 46 years ago...
And dad passed away 45 years ago.
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Wat_Tyler
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She does okay most of the time. It's those Other Times.
I remind her that I'm running $40M of work and have dozens of people I direct.
She says, "that's nice."
I say, "you have no idea." She doesn't. She taught Engrish FFS . . . .
Wonderer67
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I just showed this Mrs wonderer. She threw her head back and laughed.
We JUST had this argument. For VD (aka Valentine’s Day) I bought her a new gardening tool she was eyeing up. Then I bought a Colt Python for myself.
She was pretty upset.
Her: how many guns do you need?
Me: how many are there?
But she’s over it now. And obviously we can laugh about it now.
And luckily I also like porn!
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