Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

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I feel seen…

 

[LostHorizon]

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You never know when you need a really good box!

And some boxes are just superior to others.

 

[LupineOne]

 

[Apisto42]

This is a 100% truthful and accurate fact: that water that makes up your body (and the water in your coffee or tea) was once dinosaur pee.

Considering the amount of water on Earth and the residence time of that water and the length of time dinos roamed the Earth, all surface water traveled through dino urinary systems.

Sure, if you ignore the fact that in that length of time it’s all probably evaporated at some point and spent some time up in the air. Or filtered down into aquifers. So it’s been cleaned of Dino piss.

It’s the fact that if you live in a city, most of the water you’re drinking has been through humans that creeps me out more.

 

[hotoldrguy]

We can both stay in since I'm currently sick and you can read out loud to me

sorry to hear you are sick

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Sure, if you ignore the fact that in that length of time it’s all probably evaporated at some point and spent some time up in the air. Or filtered down into aquifers. So it’s been cleaned of Dino piss.

It’s the fact that if you live in a city, most of the water you’re drinking has been through humans that creeps me out more.

Well, I didn't say that we were drinking the water direct from dino urethra!

Of course, it's been cycled (and filtered (and then recontaminated)) by evaporation, runoff, infiltration, transpiration, precipitation,.....

Just, it was pee at one time.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, I didn't say that we were drinking the water direct from dino urethra!

Of course, it's been cycled (and filtered (and then recontaminated)) by evaporation, runoff, infiltration, transpiration, precipitation,.....

Just, it was pee at one time.

And the building materials of stars before that.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

And the building materials of stars before that.

Now nucleogenesis will *really* blow your mind, even if stone cold sober....

 

[HarryHill]

I have it on very good authority that coffee and dinosaur pee are good w/no moderation.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[SWR101]

 

[NakedStoryLover]

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Spring Bark?

 

[vagrantx]

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Dog: ah yeah? well fa- well fa- hic, well, fuck you, man. yeah. you'll hear from my layer. my layer. laaaayer. lawyer! hic

https://media.tenor.com/iCY6jAEFv68AAAAM/tired-dog.gif

 

[Fiestykitten]

You never know when you need a really good box!

And some boxes are just superior to others.

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.10c7bebea3276274c659af6e8f6d4fa3?pid=1.7&rurl=http%3a%2f%2fmedia1.giphy.com%2fmedia%2f7jxYLIKM5gOc0%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=itsBkKaKwguo7vIf6phCigUqZZaQFfb9zvRyyXzUgXI%3d
This kind of a box?

 

[morelikeasong]

Anyone need?
Step right up

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Step right up

I could use one, I miss CCG, something fierce!

 

[LostHorizon]

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.10c7bebea3276274c659af6e8f6d4fa3?pid=1.7&rurl=http%3a%2f%2fmedia1.giphy.com%2fmedia%2f7jxYLIKM5gOc0%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=itsBkKaKwguo7vIf6phCigUqZZaQFfb9zvRyyXzUgXI%3d
This kind of a box?

Sure…

I keep my dick in a very special box though.

 

[morelikeasong]

I could use one, I miss CCG, something fierce!

https://media4.giphy.com/media/zOBdSrGsj7LXAUlj1l/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91akxpqhu7iybtvucp9kzxv3cntabkaaqflajk68fm&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
I miss her too!

 

[MrMakersMark]

View attachment 2511713Anyone need?
Step right up

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I miss her too!

I get it, everyone needs to do what's best for them, but I'm selfish & I miss her energy

 

[morelikeasong]

I said free, I didn’t say you could take it with you!!

 

[MrMakersMark]

I said free, I didn’t say you could take it with you!!

I thought you were vague.


So I calculated the worst for you, then the best for me...

......that was the outcome.

 

[morelikeasong]

I thought you were vague.


So I calculated the worst for you, then the best for me...

......that was the outcome.

You’re once again forgetting my defenses against abduction…



Why do those two emojis have to make it look so sexual?
It’s not helping my tough girl image.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

...
Why do those two emojis have to make it look so sexual?
It’s not helping my tough girl image.

It's really not helping...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re once again forgetting my defenses against abduction…



Why do those two emojis have to make it look so sexual?
It’s not helping my tough girl image.

I dunno…anal fisting is pretty hardcore to me…I know I’m vanilla but still….