Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

Meat Up

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Just realized the dude in the corner is watching behind his Esquire. Funny little touch.

(I wrote a bunch of these questions and realized they were too confusingly written with all the ‘Did you/Would you’ words—so I’m just going to put ideas down and let you answer however you will).

Meet anyone from Lit in person?

I have and would do again. Also met a few others off a different board.

For sex or friendship?

Both. I’ve had a couple very fun coffee conversations and also some smoking hot encounters.

Expectations are the killer of meetups though. You really need to go into them with hope that this person will be the same as their online personality and the knowledge that you may just not click in person like you do online/on the phone. And also not expecting that as soon as you meet clothes are going to evaporate and you’re going to have the most amazing sex without any hiccups. Online sex is easy, but in person is messy, funny, stupid and breath taking. Roll with what is actually going on and if something doesn’t feel right, don’t push it.

In public for safety?

Well yeah, at first anyway. You also need to see if you click in person. And check for crazy.

Bring a friend for safety?

For a couple of them I had a friend on standby.

Share recent full face and body pics first?

Face yes, the rest wasn’t really necessary?

Who would you most like to meet from Lit (in person) and for what reason?

There’s many of you perverts I’d like to hang with. Our host for starters.

Which brings up a funny thing about lit. While I’ve chatted here and there with guys, it’s mostly womens that I’ve built relationships with. This isn’t shocking, women might use lit for some online sexual stuff, but they’re often building relationships with each other. Guys lists of people they’d like to meet up with are going to be mostly female, while as seen in posts above, the women are listing girls (and also to cut down on male butthurt/jealousy/stalkers).

I do have to call out @aussiegeekygal though - if you’re getting oral, then I’m going to investigate the bush with my rod of divination and find the spring of eternal youth!

Do you think the number of Listers who have met and fucked is a high number or low number?

Number? Probably pretty high. Lit is a big community. The PG is a small part of it. Percentage wise it’s probably fairly low and it’s really going to depend on locality and ability to travel. There’s probably some people on here that travel quite a bit and manage to make it happen frequently.

If there was a Literotica in person group meet up, would you go? Would you go with the intention of sex, or curiosity, or sexual curiosity?

Of course! If I was single. And it’d be curiosity. I imagine this scene like an awkward work party of remote workers meeting in person for the first time. Checking everyone out to see what they are like at first. Then the drinks get to work, the pot smokers meeting out back, the music kicks up a little, and most people have a good time.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Meet anyone from Lit in person?

I would.

For sex or friendship?

Yes.

In public for safety?

I wouldn't meet anyone I was worried about my safety with, but maybe?

Bring a friend for safety?

Only my imaginary ones. Let's get weird.

Share recent full face and body pics first?

If I'm meeting you, it is likely we have.

Who would you most like to meet from Lit (in person) and for what reason?

Do you think the number of Listers who have met and fucked is a high number or low number?

For reasons I can't explain, these two won't separate for me.

1) I am not Elaine Benes, I won't name names. No one needs to get blacklisted from Hop Sing's.

2) I think it's higher than I'd guess in terms of an actual number but in relation to percentage of Litsters it is really low.

What I'd love to know is if two people have met twice without knowing because they both have alt accounts.

If there was a Literotica in person group meet up, would you go? Would you go with the intention of sex, or curiosity, or sexual curiosity?

Only if @Lord Pmann brings his favourite ponies.

 

[Endless_Night]

Expectations are the killer of meetups though. You really need to go into them with hope that this person will be the same as their online personality and the knowledge that you may just not click in person like you do online/on the phone.

I am so curious about the statistics on this type of thing. Having met several people, how often do you find that the attraction, whether sexual or friendship, holds up?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Expectations are the killer of meetups though.

This is my concern.
All of you know I’m sexy as fuck, but I think you might be taken aback at how funny, charming and brilliant I am in person.
It’s a real dilemma.

 

[Apisto42]

What I'd love to know is if two people have met twice without knowing because they both have alt accounts.

That would be funny. Do people really meet up though without sharing face pics? I suppose it’s possible.

Only if @Lord Pmann brings his favourite ponies.

Yes!

I am so curious about the statistics on this type of thing. Having met several people, how often do you find that the attraction, whether sexual or friendship, holds up?

Every time. Meeting you though? You’d probably make my brain melt and I’d just be a gibbering idiot, forever ruining my chance to make you strip naked in front of a window.

Ah, dreams and hopes.

This is my concern.
All of you know I’m sexy as fuck, but I think you might be taken aback at how funny, charming and brilliant I am in person.
It’s a real dilemma.

I know right? I have often worried that the woman I’m going to meet will just start spontaneously oragasming non stop in public just from being in my presence.

It’s a heavy responsibility we bear brother.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is my concern.
All of you know I’m sexy as fuck, but I think you might be taken aback at how funny, charming and brilliant I am in person.
It’s a real dilemma.

I don't know this. I must be the exception.
I'm not saying you AREN'T, for clarity. Just I don't KNOW this to be true.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh and I feel I need to post this.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I do think you need to be kind to yourselves.

I worried so much that I wasn't going to live up to the expectations that I felt had been put upon me. When actually, the pressure came only from myself. Admittedly that was a long time ago now. Now, litsters I meet I know are friends.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That would be funny. Do people really meet up though without sharing face pics? I suppose it’s possible.

If I had an alt, I would also wear a fake mustache in my pics so as to not be recognized as the same guy. So meeting an alt only to find out it’s the same person is totally possible and hilarious.

I do think you need to be kind to yourselves.

I worried so much that I wasn't going to live up to the expectations that I felt had been put upon me. When actually, the pressure came only from myself. Admittedly that was a long time ago now. Now, litsters I meet I know are friends.

This is sweet.

 

[Apisto42]

If I had an alt, I would also wear a fake mustache in my pics so as to not be recognized as the same guy. So meeting an alt only to find out it’s the same person is totally possible and hilarious.

I’d like to see that. I’m thinking waxed handlebar mustache.

Are you going to put one on your cock also? Maybe a monocle?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’d like to see that. I’m thinking waxed handlebar mustache.

Are you going to put one on your cock also? Maybe a monocle?

or maybe Groucho glasses...

 

[Endless_Night]

Every time. Meeting you though? You’d probably make my brain melt and I’d just be a gibbering idiot, forever ruining my chance to make you strip naked in front of a window.

Ah, dreams and hopes.

Oh!!

I . . .uh . . . oh!

I've lost my words.


Thank you?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I am so curious about the statistics on this type of thing. Having met several people, how often do you find that the attraction, whether sexual or friendship, holds up?

I've batted a thousand so far.

I met up with a girl I met on the internet as a teen and we went on to have a really great in person friendship for years. What the most crazy thing about that, is that my parents also had no issue with me meeting up with an Internet friend (the early 2000s was a wild time.)

Fast forward 20 something years and I met my next Internet friend last year. I was afraid we wouldn't click in person and it would be a weird awkward meeting. But it wasn't and Id hang out with them again if we ever get the chance.

I worry less about things being different in person now. I think that could happen if you're meeting someone you don't know well but the people I would meet from here, I've talked to almost every day about everything for nearly two years now. It's hard for to me to imagine not getting along and not having fun with them in person.

 

[Endless_Night]

Are you going to put one on your cock also? Maybe a monocle?

or maybe Groucho glasses...

I have long suspected guys played dress up with their appendages.

 

[Endless_Night]

I've batted a thousand so far.

This is good to hear. I've considered taking a little time off and traveling after I finish this current project. There are people I've gotten to know reasonably well, and whose sense of humors I enjoy. Seems like it might be fun to meet.

It's hard to imagine there wouldn't still be that connection in person, but . . . .

On the other hand -

I picture meeting, finding you have zero to say to each other, and then both of us having to sit there, fidgeting, until enough time passed that it wouldn't be too impolite bolting into the wind.


Call me an optimist.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have long suspected guys played dress up with their appendages.

Rule 34
No real penises were used in this shop so it is safe for you to click LOL
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CockCouture

 

[Lmizzler]

Rule 34
No real penises were used in this shop so it is safe for you to click LOL
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CockCouture

These are hilarious!!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

Rule 34
No real penises were used in this shop so it is safe for you to click LOL
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CockCouture

I have to tell you, the hesitation on clicking this link was reeeeeeeeal.

Took a chance. You passed.


The little hats are hilarious!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Are you going to put one on your cock also?

What do you mean “also”?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have to tell you, the hesitation on clicking this link was reeeeeeeeal.

Took a chance. You passed.


The little hats are hilarious!

If you click on the individual costumes there are customer pics, just in case you’re interested.

I was wondering if there was a size chart—there is, by girth!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Rule 34
No real penises were used in this shop so it is safe for you to click LOL
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CockCouture

I’m curious if @SassySheDevil is aware of this site, or if she is the proprietor!

 

[Endless_Night]

If you click on the individual costumes there are customer pics, just in case you’re interested.

Uh. Yeah. I did not do that.

Thank god.

(@hotoldrguy, consider yourself on notice. )

I was wondering if there was a size chart—there is, by girth!

TMI! TMI!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I’m curious if @SassySheDevil is aware of this site, or if she is the proprietor!

Etsy yes. The penis shop I was unaware.

 

[Apisto42]

If you click on the individual costumes there are customer pics, just in case you’re interested.

I was wondering if there was a size chart—there is, by girth!

I mean, that’s the one that really matters. Ladies, am I right or am I right?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is good to hear. I've considered taking a little time off and traveling after I finish this current project. There are people I've gotten to know reasonably well, and whose sense of humors I enjoy. Seems like it might be fun to meet.

It's hard to imagine there wouldn't still be that connection in person, but . . . .

On the other hand -

I picture meeting, finding you have zero to say to each other, and then both of us having to sit there, fidgeting, until enough time passed that it wouldn't be too impolite bolting into the wind.


Call me an optimist.

I'm a hope for the best but prepare for the worst kind of person so I had excuses to leave ready... It might work better if you dont tell the other person your plans but I decided that I would say I had an emergency at home I had to go back to. And I told him if he wanted to leave, he could tell me he had massive uncontrollable diarrhea that he had to attend to.