What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

my office’s next challenge is hovering between the tortilla slap: (
) and smelling salts: (
)

Please suggest alternatives.
Those would be obnoxious at an office party. The tortilla slap game was hilarious at family dinner though 😂

Is it CST or CDT? I’m thinking standard. And why do I wonder about this stuff?
I just say Central Time during the summer because CDT sounds silly.
 
So I was in the shower this morning contemplating human existence and I suddenly realized something incredible.

Pizza is the only thing we have truly conquered.

If you think about it, we have all kinds of different types of pizzas, different ingredients, different toppings, different styles of cooking, but none of them have made pizza better, only different.

No matter how we approach improving pizza, we only succeed in making different, perhaps equally enjoyable, but not better, pizza.

We have perfected pizza as a species.

And I think we should celebrate that as a unifying accomplishment.

Best of all, we can celebrate that accomplishment with a pizza party!

Go Humans!
 
So I was in the shower this morning contemplating human existence and I suddenly realized something incredible.

Pizza is the only thing we have truly conquered.

If you think about it, we have all kinds of different types of pizzas, different ingredients, different toppings, different styles of cooking, but none of them have made pizza better, only different.

No matter how we approach improving pizza, we only succeed in making different, perhaps equally enjoyable, but not better, pizza.

We have perfected pizza as a species.

And I think we should celebrate that as a unifying accomplishment.

Best of all, we can celebrate that accomplishment with a pizza party!

Go Humans!
Sorry, but not quite.

Pineapple as a topping was quite obviously the moment that pizza was perfected.

#ShotsFired
 
Wish I were with you currently enjoying all the wild and wicked ways of fun we’ve planned.
 
So I was in the shower this morning contemplating human existence and I suddenly realized something incredible.

Pizza is the only thing we have truly conquered.

If you think about it, we have all kinds of different types of pizzas, different ingredients, different toppings, different styles of cooking, but none of them have made pizza better, only different.

No matter how we approach improving pizza, we only succeed in making different, perhaps equally enjoyable, but not better, pizza.

We have perfected pizza as a species.

And I think we should celebrate that as a unifying accomplishment.

Best of all, we can celebrate that accomplishment with a pizza party!

Go Humans!
A local place does pizza spaghetti bolognese. It would be funny if it weren’t so hideous.
 
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