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No you’re not taking it over by any means!I feel like I'm taking over the thread, so I promise this will be my last comment for a while, but you'll be happy to know I'm home now, and able to appreciate some of your earlier pictures a lot more
You see that's the problem with you being incredibly hot, we're all afraid to talk because we all think you have better options and are constantly busyNo you’re not taking it over by any means!
I hope you have the BEST time with them! It’s always good knowing someone’s making the best of a good thing
I’ll be honest, I’m tipsy and everyone here is being boring![]()
I’m in my best friends shed, wine and spliff in hand, watching him play final fantasy whilst I’m scrolling through weird stories on this siteYou see that's the problem with you being incredibly hot, we're all afraid to talk because we all think you have better options and are constantly busy
Let’s figure out a virtual game we can play….Me, I just got home and the space heater hasn't kicked in yet.
What's the best way to be un-boring for you, Bean?
Space heater?Me, I just got home and the space heater hasn't kicked in yet.
What's the best way to be un-boring for you, Bean?
I think I can speak for us all when I say we're so glad you do, I have no idea what stories you're reading, I think I might have got halfway through your panty thief one, but I'll have to go back and finish that.I’m in my best friends shed, wine and spliff in hand, watching him play final fantasy whilst I’m scrolling through weird stories on this site![]()
I mean, I could probably think of better things to do than be here but I genuinly find some of you quite interesting!
Yeah, it's cold AF right now where I amSpace heater?
Puff puff passI’m in my best friends shed, wine and spliff in hand, watching him play final fantasy whilst I’m scrolling through weird stories on this site![]()
I mean, I could probably think of better things to do than be here but I genuinly find some of you quite interesting!
Why “weird” stories? What qualifies as “weird”. Please tell us more of what you like.I’m in my best friends shed, wine and spliff in hand, watching him play final fantasy whilst I’m scrolling through weird stories on this site
I mean, I could probably think of better things to do than be here but I genuinly find some of you quite interesting!
You’ll have to explain what GDP is?Puff puff pass
I’m having some GDP right now myself
Good double penetration?You’ll have to explain what GDP is?
#generaldickpleasure?
If you're offering#generaldickpleasure?
Oh my goshhhh.Sorry late to the doggy party....notnthe best picture but Rocky View attachment 2507956
Grand Daddy PurpleYou’ll have to explain what GDP is?
#generaldickpleasure?
hmmmm.....it does against my usual motives....Ever the gentleman Mr Azul.
May I invite you to tell me just how you imagined covering them? Or in what you envisaged covering them?
*smiles at that remark*I like to call them my “man killers”. They are long enough and sharp enough to slay a dragon.
Absolutely smoking hot SpicyView attachment 2506672
Alright, you little heathens, I know you missed my picturesI partied HARD over the weekend and have only just recovered, mentally and physically hahah. Bad (
) choices were made, let’s put it that way.
But now, I’m back, needy, and starved for attention. To make up for my neglect, I’ve decided to re-post a picture that mysteriously vanished from another thread (because LIT loves to delete my shit, constantly.) So, here it is again.
The picture in question has a backstory:
A guy I had been fucking decided to have himself a night out, leaving me alone which I really don’t mind since I had brought toys. Made myself at home in his bed, and spent the whole night fucking myself senseless. Naturally, I documented every filthy second and sent him videos just to make sure his night was a little frustrating.
This is just a cute selfie of the aftermath
Now, since I’ve been slacking, entertain me:
If I were whispering in your ear right now, what would you want me to say?
What’s your filthiest kink. Or fantasy.
I used to have a Berner/Rottie his name was Diesel and he was a real stud!View attachment 2507702
Meet padfoot!
Exquisite on and off.View attachment 2507750
Somehow you could manage to virtually remove my top. Let’s see if you can figure it out.![]()
Oh my. How did they not get in the way of life?