Wit & Nipples 🍒

I'll admit to being a complete hornball right now, I might never find the breakfast fry, but I've read some great comments, seen a couple of great pics and gotten a little jealous of the people who got to see the emojis on the first 8 or so pages.

You are, as I've heard English people say, a Sexpot
A SEXPOT!!!

Shane... please don't ever repeat that too another lady from the UK again. It's what grandad calls grandma. : (

I'll give you a lil handbook on my top 4 compliments from 'British Geezers' that I've had over the years...

1) You're trouble. (Fuck me I love this one)
2) Naughty (pronounced norty) little minx. (A STRONG YES TO THIS ONE)
3) Cooor, you're a bit tasty.
4) Little fitty you are, proper pocket rocket.
 
A SEXPOT!!!

Shane... please don't ever repeat that too another lady from the UK again. It's what grandad calls grandma. : (

I'll give you a lil handbook on my top 4 compliments from 'British Geezers' that I've had over the years...

1) You're trouble. (Fuck me I love this one)
2) Naughty (pronounced norty) little minx. (A STRONG YES TO THIS ONE)
3) Cooor, you're a bit tasty.
4) Little fitty you are, proper pocket rocket.
Serves me right for trying to repeat things I've seen from the TV, I'll stick to stunning, sexy, feisty, beautiful, or an erection causer. Is a Megan Fox comparison still flattering, saying that I might have already came more times thinking of you that I ever did thinking of her 🤔
 
View attachment 2502516What a weird week. I started my time here on this site mainly posting in the Author's Hangout, minding my own business (or so I thought) when I made the mistake of posting an innocent picture and managed to scandalize a few of the oldies that frequent those feeds. Turns out, even the tamest visual offerings can ruffle some feathers in the land of LITerotica. 🙄

I do believe that l've found a safe place here within the Amateur Pics section, where I can post freely without unintentionally triggering a literary emergency 🆘 😍 ?

So, if you're into words, wit, sarcasm, good music and the occasional rogue nipple (because, really, they won't look like this forever), then please introduce yourselves! 🤘🏼 Let's talk books, sex, kinks and whatever else may tickle your pickle! I’m an open book 📖😏🍒
God you're gorgeous
 
By not being turned on by me I guess.

Believe me, this does sometimes happen. Rarely, but I'd be a liar if I said I was everyone's cup of tea.
I'm glad you said rarely, I mean beautiful, well proportioned, that "I could fuck you or tell you to fuck off" type hotness. I guess everyone must know a few gay guys maybe 🤔

For the record, well you know what you do to me
 
I'm glad you said rarely, I mean beautiful, well proportioned, that "I could fuck you or tell you to fuck off" type hotness. I guess everyone must know a few gay guys maybe 🤔

For the record, well you know what you do to me
I've had a few threesome's with two girls and a gay before. He's a feminine guy so it sorta just feels like he's one of the girls. My best friend and I are the only two girls he's ever fucked before. The first time it happened was post festival....and the second, AT a festival (Boomtown). Three horny best friends in a tent and cocktail of drugs and alcohol will do that!

More gay guys have called me Beautiful than straight guys have called me hot, though....which makes sense.
 
I've had a few threesome's with two girls and a gay before. He's a feminine guy so it sorta just feels like he's one of the girls. My best friend and I are the only two girls he's ever fucked before. The two times it happened were post festival....and once AT a festival (Boomtown). Three horny best friends in a tent and cocktail of drugs and alcohol will do that!

More gay guys have called me Beautiful than straight guys have called me hot, though....which makes sense.
I guess the straight guys generally don't want to fuck up their chance to make a good first impression and loose a chance forever. Theirs less pressure on the gay guys maybe? That does remind me of my friend Thomas, I was saying Ariana Grande needs to annunciate more when she sings (this was years ago) and he slapped me across the face and told me not to badmouth her to quote him "I'd go straight for her", you clearly are that lady for him

I'm guessing you've realized already the threesome talk has raised a few pulses here. Fuck I wish I was at home.
 
I’ve had my share of three sums both MFM and FMF and just us girls
Now I only play with like minded girls and my husband or with other women
I am yet to try MMF....feel free to share your experience! What do you prefer?
 
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