Sex toy alternatives

[Fuckinghorny70]

For this thread, I want to talk about sex toys that aren't sex toys. Me and my partner liked to use this baton.I bought years ago, she likes to ride the handle and pop the fat knob in and out of her pussy, she loves the way it rubs her g-spot. We keep it thoroughly cleaned, but cover it with a condom before using.And as the picture illustrates, I like to strap it to the bench straight up so she can ride it. This leaves her hands free. What do you her spouse are significant other use to play with when no sex toys are available?
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[PeteyPP]

We used a whisk from the dollar store. It collapses down then expands again inside her fun time

 

[loveseethrough]

For this thread, I want to talk about sex toys that aren't sex toys. Me and my partner liked to use this baton.I bought years ago, she likes to ride the handle and pop the fat knob in and out of her pussy, she loves the way it rubs her g-spot. We keep it thoroughly cleaned, but cover it with a condom before using.And as the picture illustrates, I like to strap it to the bench straight up so she can ride it. This leaves her hands free. What do you her spouse are significant other use to play with when no sex toys are available?
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hot. would love to watch her do that.

 

[Bi4Older84]

You can always go with the classics-clothespins for nipple clamps, scarves or ties to tie hands and wrists. I know there are plenty of women who used electric toothbrushes too

 

[Fuckinghorny70]

She has also used the D battery maglite. The 3 battery is a nice length.

 

[Fuckinghorny70]

hot. would love to watch her do that.

It's very hot to watch. Makes her super wet , Sometimes she even squirts.

 

[KentLondon]

Just off to Marks and Spencer to buy some long, thin carrots for our Valentine's Day sex marathon.

 

[PeteyPP]

Veggies are always fun the kernels on an ear can make them go wild. I nice cucumber or zucchini can do the trick also then you can use it in your salad to give it that extra zing

 

[KittySacher]

I remember when I was in my first year or two of college, before I started visiting sex shops to buy actual toys, I made extremely liberal use of hairbrush handles. But this thread is giving me some interesting ideas!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Handled cutting boards can make adequate to amazing paddles. Watch out for splinters or cracks.

Spring-loaded items - bag clips, clipboards, etc - can SOMETIMES make for sex toys, I just don’t recommend those with sharp edges or overly strong springs. Those with magnets can hold light, dangly weights for extra wriggly sensation, as can longer or off centered versions. Remember even gentle clips left on too long can bruise and bruised flesh can cause problems if further abused - welts, bleeding, scars, etc.

For sensation play ice cubes are often quite fun. Too many can lead to frostbite, so go slow. It ups sensations to avoid numbness, too, so win-win

Cloth belts, from bathrobes, martial arts, etc, can make useful binding. Practice your knots on non-living stuff first, over-tighten ‘em to make sure they can be removed (terry cloth for example is horrid at releasing knots if overtightened!) and keep a pair of safety sheers handy if you need to get the binding off NOW. Like springloaded things, don’t leave ‘em bound too long, the tighter & stricter the shorter the time in general, and get real training before suspending someone or tying anything around their necks.

 

[bobb_sledd]

For this thread, I want to talk about sex toys that aren't sex toys. Me and my partner liked to use this baton.I bought years ago, she likes to ride the handle and pop the fat knob in and out of her pussy, she loves the way it rubs her g-spot. We keep it thoroughly cleaned, but cover it with a condom before using.And as the picture illustrates, I like to strap it to the bench straight up so she can ride it. This leaves her hands free. What do you her spouse are significant other use to play with when no sex toys are available?
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Ours is a PR-24 Side Handle Baton. And yes, it makes a great substitute for conventional sex toys -- all three ends.

 

[MightyMilly]

If it fits, try it, if it almost fits, push harder....

 

[jonnoback]

If it fits, try it, if it almost fits, push harder....

I recently - and very carefully - used an empty champagne bottle. She loved it so much I'm thinking of investing in a glass dildo with little knobs on it...

 

[LoneMilf]

I feel there should be a sister-thread to this one with stories from the ER..
Seriously though, please don't put bottles or anything that might break inside any orifice of your body.

That said, don't forget pillows, sofa edges, knobbly bed frames, books etc. - grinding is often a lot more fun than inserting

 

[FrenchyChrisLs]

That said, don't forget pillows, sofa edges, knobbly bed frames, books etc. - grinding is often a lot more fun than inserting

Don't forget pencils and pens, water trickle from the bath tap, shower spray, table corner, sink corner, teddy-bears ... Books and brain ...

 

[CuriousJBD]

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[Britva415]

Rolled-up yoga mat

the lube washes right off

 

[LookN2Talk]

I feel there should be a sister-thread to this one with stories from the ER..
Seriously though, please don't put bottles or anything that might break inside any orifice of your body.

That said, don't forget pillows, sofa edges, knobbly bed frames, books etc. - grinding is often a lot more fun than inserting

I think there might be. I could have sworn I posted there. I have family that work in the ER and the stories they tell about late night stupid. They should write a book, it is hilarious, scary, and dumbfounding the things everyday people try to do late at night from getting stuck in pools and in vacuum cleaners, to removing candles, brooms, brushes, hoses, tooth brushes, of course gloves, condoms, plastic toys/item, door handles, bed post knobs, vegetables, oh my goodness at the many vegetables, and so many many more items with damage quite often to body parts. I almost forgot, as UsuallyPresent said, "Watch out for splinters..."

I have to laugh the most at the frozen tongue one. I mean, we've all seen it in the movies right? Stick the wet tongue on a frozen... whatever. Come on everyone knows this one, and you are dumb enough to do it anyway? Poles, ice, frozen food, yes anything frozen will stick frozen to most any moist body part, OOUUUUCCCHHHH! For gosh sakes don't pull it off. And yet they do. Oh so many many very many times.

 

[wouldloveto]

When I got introduced to BDSM I used my innate mechanical abilities and workshop skills to create a lot of toys. I did not have a lot of money so it was somewhat by necessity, but I also enjoyed turning everyday items into implements of kinky sex play.
Spreader bars out of pvc, restraints out of old belts and hardware store items, and the like. My best effort was a spanking horse out of an old Ikea bunk bed.

 

[LookN2Talk]

For this thread, I want to talk about sex toys that aren't sex toys. Me and my partner liked to use this baton.I bought years ago, she likes to ride the handle and pop the fat knob in and out of her pussy, she loves the way it rubs her g-spot. We keep it thoroughly cleaned, but cover it with a condom before using.And as the picture illustrates, I like to strap it to the bench straight up so she can ride it. This leaves her hands free. What do you her spouse are significant other use to play with when no sex toys are available?

Daaaaaannnggggggg that is pretty cool. Very Hot!

We only used tongues, fingers, legs, hands, arms, chest, backsides, breasts/chest, never anything until we were able to buy toys. Guess we were not creatively gifted. Now, however, we'd be able to come up with so many as KittySacher posted, this is giving us great ideas even for the toys we have. Great thread, thx!

When I got introduced to BDSM I used my innate mechanical abilities and workshop skills to create a lot of toys. I did not have a lot of money so it was somewhat by necessity, but I also enjoyed turning everyday items into implements of kinky sex play.
Spreader bars out of pvc, restraints out of old belts and hardware store items, and the like. My best effort was a spanking horse out of an old Ikea bunk bed.

Very Cool.

 

[load69]

I am a bit of a vegetarian
https://ibb.co/QrkNQWh

 

[Dearelliot]

I offered her a banana and she put it inside of her, and allowed me to eat it out of her..cunt, I'm not sure if I can do that with the other sweet opening...it's a thought but...I hesitate.

I will add, that I have been with professional Dominatrixes where had they wanted that...They know how to convince a man.

 

[Dashabout]

Honestly folks, when using anything not a true sex toy you should cover it with a condom after a total cleaning. Make sure to clean store bought toys too, who knows how many hands have touched them during manufacture or chemicals used in the process.

For couples, a trip to Lowes or Home Depot can be a lot of fun if you explore with a good imagination and a playful attitude, a little flash can spur some action in the parking lot or shed displays.

 

[NightBirdNYC]

Available anywhere, I like Belgian cucumbers, sometimes with one of my toys, and at others alone with my fingers
https://vlix.io/video/1ed0583367a12a79a9ef/

 

[Benny98]

I have use a baseball bat, both ends on my wife, a 4 D battery mag lite