Wit & Nipples šŸ’

Bathroom is cliche and boring.

It’s also where most of you will go to… unload the days stresses if and when at work.

It’s like a shared baby evacuation room 🤣
There's only 2 people that are in this building at the shop. I'm pretty sure only my babies are being evacuated. I used to jerk off in my car on the way home but ran out of napkins in the glovebox
 
@ShaneoD

Wearing pretty much this today. (Some in the thread have already seen this shot) 😌
And now I'm going to be horny for the rest of the shift (it's gonna be a long 6 hours) but I know everyone else is delighted I asked.

On a slightly related note, if not the bathroom, where?
 
There's only 2 people that are in this building at the shop. I'm pretty sure only my babies are being evacuated. I used to jerk off in my car on the way home but ran out of napkins in the glovebox
You should really be more imaginative about where you're choosing to unload....You really went for.... jerking off in the car but stopping because...no more napkins? C'mon ;)
  1. On a Roller Coaster – The adrenaline rush would make it, uh, quick....? Or result in becoming soft once more....
  2. In a Library Quiet Section – The ultimate test of stealth and silence... do you dare?
  3. During a Job Interview – Assert dominance in the workplace. 🤣 🤣
  4. On a Ferris Wheel – The view is great, and so is the risk of getting caught. You can unload on unsuspecting heads. Just make sure its an adult fayre.
  5. At a Family Reunion – Nothing says 'bonding' like awkward eye contact with Uncle Steve.
  6. At a Wedding Ceremony – When they say 'speak now or forever hold your peace,' you’ve got options.
  7. In a Elevator – Just hope it doesn’t stop on every floor.
  8. In a Museum – Art is inspiring, after all.
  9. At a Funeral – Morbid, but hey, it’s a dead serious challenge.
 
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You should really be more imaginative about where you're choosing to unload....You really went for.... jerking off in the car but stopping because...no more napkins? C'mon ;)
  1. On a Roller Coaster – The adrenaline rush would make it, uh, quick....? Or result in becoming soft once more....
  2. In a Library Quiet Section – The ultimate test of stealth and silence... do you dare?
  3. During a Job Interview – Assert dominance in the workplace. 🤣 🤣
  4. On a Ferris Wheel – The view is great, and so is the risk of getting caught. You can unload on unsuspecting heads. Just make sure its an adult fayre.
  5. At a Family Reunion – Nothing says 'bonding' like awkward eye contact with Uncle Steve.
  6. At a Wedding Ceremony – When they say 'speak now or forever hold your peace,' you’ve got options.
  7. In a Elevator – Just hope it doesn’t stop on every floor.
  8. In a Museum – Art is inspiring, after all.
  9. At a Funeral – Morbid, but hey, it’s a dead serious challenge.
I did play a game with a woman where I gave her complete control over me and she made me jerk off in a crowded bar.
 
You should really be more imaginative about where you're choosing to unload....You really went for.... jerking off in the car but stopping because...no more napkins? C'mon ;)
  1. On a Roller Coaster – The adrenaline rush would make it, uh, quick....? Or result in becoming soft once more....
  2. In a Library Quiet Section – The ultimate test of stealth and silence... do you dare?
  3. During a Job Interview – Assert dominance in the workplace. 🤣 🤣
  4. On a Ferris Wheel – The view is great, and so is the risk of getting caught. You can unload on unsuspecting heads. Just make sure its an adult fayre.
  5. At a Family Reunion – Nothing says 'bonding' like awkward eye contact with Uncle Steve.
  6. At a Wedding Ceremony – When they say 'speak now or forever hold your peace,' you’ve got options.
  7. In a Elevator – Just hope it doesn’t stop on every floor.
  8. In a Museum – Art is inspiring, after all.
  9. At a Funeral – Morbid, but hey, it’s a dead serious challenge.
I do have to wonder how much thought you've given this, it's a combination of creative and crazy, I can't help but wonder how many of those places you might have, let's say enjoyed yourself
 
I do have to wonder how much thought you've given this, it's a combination of creative and crazy, I can't help but wonder how many of those places you might have, let's say enjoyed yourself
I like to call myself an amateur writer hahaha. I put creativity and thought into most things I write. Even my texts between close friends are always quite detailed. I enjoy entertaining though words. Earlier in the thread, I even gave a very in-depth description of an English fry up ;)

Craziest place for me was either at the skatepark behind the pub I managed a few years ago. (It was night time don't worry) OR.... In a bunk bed under my sister whilst in a room full of strangers at a hostel in Thailand....
 
I like to call myself an amateur writer hahaha. I put creativity and thought into most things I write. Even my texts between close friends are always quite detailed. I enjoy entertaining though words. Earlier in the thread, I even gave a very in-depth description of an English fry up ;)

Craziest place for me was either at the skatepark behind the pub I managed a few years ago. (It was night time don't worry) OR.... In a bunk bed under my sister whilst in a room full of strangers at a hostel in Thailand....
Damn that emoji works twice, the wink is suggestive, and then the horny part of me react whenever it sees one now.

I can see the inspiration for the skatepark coming from the solitude, as for Thailand, I'm sure it's got it's own story.

I'm going to need to look up how to make a fry now 😁
 
My apologies, but flexing what the good lord gave me in your thread would be appalling behaviour!

😩
Flexing what the good lord gave you would be nowhere near appalling behaviour. If it was really gifted by god, it would be the right thing to do ;)

*She says the latter with a tone of sarcasm, a cheeky smile playing on her lips*
 
Flexing what the good lord gave you would be nowhere near appalling behaviour. If it was really gifted by god, it would be the right thing to do ;)

*She says the latter with a tone of sarcasm, a cheeky smile playing on her lips*
How you gonna expect a bunch of trolls to compare to you lol
 
Hands off, I've already looked five or six times. If these pics ever don't make me horny could someone call me an ambulance
Keep looking... for me...? Or don't. But if it's the latter, you won't be horny and I'll HAVE to call an ambulance. I'll make sure they send sexy nurses just for you 🤣
 
Maybe inside not on the side, how's your day been? More interactive today?
My day was super busy to start with:

Fed the cats at 7.00am. Usually, they don't get fed till 9.00 but the youngest one felt the need to keep bringing his loudest toy upstairs and placing it near my head. For context this shit makes the most annoying scunching sound. Then, I had some buckweat with berries and honey and a boiled egg. Boring choice, yes, but I'm TRYING to get in extra good shape for bikini season. Phone started going off at 8.30 so began making sales. Joint break at 12.00 on the field behind my house with my bernese mountain dog, Padfoot. Expected a super busy afternoon but it's sort of petered out a little hence me being on here chatting away to you heathens ;) hows yours!?
 
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Keep looking, for me...? Or don't. But if it's the latter, you won't be horny and I'll HAVE to call an ambulance. I'll make sure they send sexy nurses just for you 🤣
I'll admit to being a complete hornball right now, I might never find the breakfast fry, but I've read some great comments, seen a couple of great pics and gotten a little jealous of the people who got to see the emojis on the first 8 or so pages.

You are, as I've heard English people say, a Sexpot
 
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