What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I wonder how many people wear underwear as pajamas versus how many people don't wear underwear when they sleep 🤔

Why does my brain wonder these things right as I'm trying to go to sleep?
 
I wonder how many people wear underwear as pajamas versus how many people don't wear underwear when they sleep 🤔

Why does my brain wonder these things right as I'm trying to go to sleep?
Right out of the shower, and kid sleeping at her mom's place? Naked.

Rest of the time? Jockeys. Because you are never certain there won't be an earthquake.
 
Seems I'll be spending the whole weekend... hope you don't mind :sneaky: 🤭

yesssss! Bring the cheese ball!

cheese ball, potato salad... I'll bring it all!!!

and the contents of the lingerie and toy drawers

@MidwestPrincess23 and @morelikeasong can I come 🥹 I have wine too and games and my playful personality 🤭
Can I come too?

Can I cum too?

Can I c…


May I join the party? 🤭 I’ll bring the ice cream and more games
 
I heard Skype was going away. I sort of shrugged when I heard it because recently my Skype inbox has been inundated by "women" that for some reason seem to be dying to meet me.

So I moved over to my gmail, which I only check semi-periodically, and there as a message from a "woman" who for some reason is dying to meet me.

We really do put up with a lot of nonsense in this modern world, don't we?
 
Dear Lit,
Has anything killed your boner faster than what just killed my lady boner - while pulling up some kinky video graphic material to assist me with a lazy Saturday of laying in bed and masturbating - I select interesting vid (it has all the right descriptive words) and slide my fingers between my thighs .... ONLY to be met with people doing the nasty to The Greastest Showman soundtrack!!!!!!!! What the actual fuck. In the name of our lord and savior Jizzus are you deviants doing?!?!

I am not a judgy person but...... 😒
 
Dear Lit,
Has anything killed your boner faster than what just killed my lady boner - while pulling up some kinky video graphic material to assist me with a lazy Saturday of laying in bed and masturbating - I select interesting vid (it has all the right descriptive words) and slide my fingers between my thighs .... ONLY to be met with people doing the nasty to The Greastest Showman soundtrack!!!!!!!! What the actual fuck. In the name of our lord and savior Jizzus are you deviants doing?!?!

I am not a judgy person but...... 😒
Seriously???

Holy Intersection of Interests, Batman! Send me that link!
 
Dear Lit,
Has anything killed your boner faster than what just killed my lady boner - while pulling up some kinky video graphic material to assist me with a lazy Saturday of laying in bed and masturbating - I select interesting vid (it has all the right descriptive words) and slide my fingers between my thighs .... ONLY to be met with people doing the nasty to The Greastest Showman soundtrack!!!!!!!! What the actual fuck. In the name of our lord and savior Jizzus are you deviants doing?!?!

I am not a judgy person but...... 😒
It should have been to "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" soundtrack...
 
Dear Lit,
Has anything killed your boner faster than what just killed my lady boner - while pulling up some kinky video graphic material to assist me with a lazy Saturday of laying in bed and masturbating - I select interesting vid (it has all the right descriptive words) and slide my fingers between my thighs .... ONLY to be met with people doing the nasty to The Greastest Showman soundtrack!!!!!!!! What the actual fuck. In the name of our lord and savior Jizzus are you deviants doing?!?!

I am not a judgy person but...... 😒
Hey! Wanna come up to my place and check out my soundtrack collection?

I mean … it works every time 😏
 
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