What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Chloe_Harper]

I've been stuck in sexless hell a lot longer than that already.

Well... then at least this way you could possibly win 100k at the end with a 12hour free pass at the beginning so, sounds like a win to me

 

[mnbreastluver]

Every bottle of wine is a single serving if you’re committed enough.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Do it. Nighttime is right time for cereal. It is great substitute for ice cream. I have thought long and hard about this.

add blueberry's..

 

[DannieB]

I will get this shopping list done. I will, I will!

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Roller rink, couples skate, what song and with who

I can think of lots of songs but who would I skate with?

I loved to skate, happy to volunteer to be your partner !!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wonder how many people on Lit would actually be able to complete Too Hot To Handle without losing money

No sex, no oral, no hand stuff, no kissing, no self-gratification... I think that last one would be many people's downfall

I’m pretty sure I could but I’m not the target contestant demographic either

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Right?
I’ll bring whatever food you want me to make!
And don’t forget the hydration!

I have 2 bottles of Purple Frog happy to bring to the party

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Day drinking is way to go. Fun ways and to bed by 9-10pm.

Maaaaan no joke. I can’t be waiting to 3am to be sober enough to sleep anymore.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

You have separate drawers (plural) for these items, is that due to the large number of each, or just small drawers?

He's just asking for a friend of course

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m pretty sure I could but I’m not the target contestant demographic either

Maybe you would be in a spin off series

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Maaaaan no joke. I can’t be waiting to 3am to be sober enough to sleep anymore.

Problem is that is when I wake up. Already 3 deep boozing here at 1230.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Maybe you would be in a spin off series

Too Hot To Handle: Careful those Blue Plates are hot.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

It made me want to get out of bed and dance and gosh, it's hard to finger yourself at the same time you're doing a two step.

Hey maybe it's me! I clearly need to work on my dexterity!

It's all about flexibility.......

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Problem is that is when I wake up. Already 3 deep boozing here at 1230.

Day drinking is sorta like leaving work early to me. Sure I could take the whole day off but there’s something about everyone else seeing how much freer from constraint I am that just adds a little something ya know.

Sure some of the looks might not be envy but concern for my liver but fuck that. They’re not my wife. Except the one who is.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Day drinking is sorta like leaving work early to me. Sure I could take the whole day off but there’s something about everyone else seeing how much freer from constraint I am that just adds a little something ya know.

Sure some of the looks might not be envy but concern for my liver but fuck that. They’re not my wife. Except the one who is.

Yeah it is weird for me because work and drinking are often one in same. So yesterday was drinking by 1 or so. Perfectly acceptable. Except for when I get home and yeah wife asks how many.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Too Hot To Handle: Careful those Blue Plates are hot.

Too Hot To Handle: Why Is Summer Such a Bitch, Can We Please Skip to Autumn Now

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm glad I did all my shopping yesterday, now I can relax. Who knew it was supposed to rain today?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Lol I haven't! I think I'm too influenced by if I think an actor is a good or nice person in order to feel attracted to them. Neither if them tick that box.

I'm a terrible objectifier!! I need to respect you to find you sexy.

Maybe these will help?
https://www.borgenmagazine.com/hugh-jackmans-philanthropic-work/
https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/hugh-jackman-receives-order-of-australia-medal/

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dude, just drop it. You're annoying.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Drove past the Girl Scout Cookie stand at Target a bit ago.

There was no incident.


But this is why I don't own a ski mask.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Drove past the Girl Scout Cookie stand at Target a bit ago.

There was no incident.


But this is why I don't own a ski mask.

Did you at least stop and get all the Samoas like I asked you to?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Did you at least stop and get all the Samoas like I asked you to?

I have a granddaughter!

I gave at the office.

 

[LostHorizon]

Woooooooo hoooooooooo! All my socks paired up this week!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I have a granddaughter!

I gave at the office.

So.... I take it that means you didn't get me all the Samoas

 

[TXRafe]

I have a granddaughter!

I gave at the office.

arent they like $6 a box this year? when did elon and bezos buy the girl scouts?