The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

We call it "chunky-dunking!"

 

[Lilianna23]

Yes traumatised for life ... my worst nightmare is being chased down the street naked by gnashing dentures while the neighbours look helplessly on @Lilianna23

Let us know when this event is scheduled, G! Miss K and I will bring our folding chairs to sit beside the road to watch the spectacle!

 

[Lilianna23]

Yes it’s true. Especially correlation does not mean causation! And there is always the assumption that the data is normally distributed which it’s not most of the time.

Exactly!

 

[Lilianna23]

Good morning early risers. I was awake at 2 and only got back to sleep around 3 and then the old dog woke me at 4.


Now 1 cup of coffee and ready to embrace what is forecast to be a spring like day.

I hope you got a nap in, B2!

 

[Lilianna23]

Shake hands with you. Hi grey. Nice to meet you. Dont know how the English ladies behave. So please dont mind as i aint got that much etiquette
Lili is a loved one. Though haven’t seen her today. Have a good day, dear

Thank you, sweetie! I usually pop in late. In fact, if I'm on too late, I get caught by B2! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

Wow!!!!


Look at the big balls on you!!!


Will you consider being my hero???

I think she already is, Wat! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

Coffee/Friday memes make me miss OM . . . .

Me too! I'm glad @B2fromA2looking4U is subbing for her!

 

[Lilianna23]

I have an answer for the skinny dipping.... its called chunky dunking

We have a sign above the hot tub!

 

[Lilianna23]

And cowboy and impy

Cowboy pops in now and then. I haven't seen Impy for a while. She must be having too much fun with her new man!

 

[Lilianna23]

Found on my desk today:

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Hey, Q!

 

[Lilianna23]

Morning, all. I apparently forgot to activate the timer so my coffee will be a bit late. On the positive side I splurged for some locally roasted flavored coffee so the house is full of the smell of coffee when I make it.

I don't like the taste of coffee but I freaking lurve the smell! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

Hi

You sound like you may be new here. We're a little different to a lot of Lit threads

We have 4 simple rules:
1. No drama
2. No religion
3. No politics
4. We don't hit on each other here. Take it to DMs.

Otherwise, we're a fun-loving bunch and talk about all kinds of things! Check out the first post and maybe go back a few pages to get the vibe. If you like what you see, please hang out with us! If this isn't your thing, there are about eleventy-billion other threads on Lit!

I smell some plagerizing going on here, NC!

 

[Lilianna23]

Wonderer is not new...he is an old timer like me

W is the OG! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

HIIIIIIIIII, honey! ️

We all miss you SOOO much!

 

[Lilianna23]

Morning all...
What a day already!!
Just a quick note to let you know I'll be on Walkabout through the 12th or so now.
So much to finish today in order to leave for the airport in the middle of the night.
Headed to the East Coast of the US for the Friends and Family Tour 2025
several stops... won't get to everyone, but getting to most

Have a good trip! We'll leave the light on for you!

 

[Lilianna23]

Hey, everybody just on for a couple minutes. I just wanted to say, hi, hope everybody's doing well, and I'll stop back

How are you doing? Miss you! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

I took.today off....

Good for you, hun! Take good care of yourself! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

Good for you! Make it a You day if you can. Get some sunshine. Tall pitcher of cold water with lemons. Better yet oranges. A good romance novel or mystery. End the day with a hot creamy pasta dish and a sweet crunchy dessert. Cobbler comes to mind.

I like the way you think!

 

[Lilianna23]

My response

Good for you!

 

[Lilianna23]

Warms your heart...well thank God

She says awesome sauce and whats the secret sauce in meetings with leadership.... condescending bitch.... well you and Ashley figure it the fuck out then.... I will sit over here with my coding certification with my mouth closed

I loved your response! A professional "fuck you!"

 

[Lilianna23]

So for us gentlemen of a certain age, I have started to have this problem more frequently. I went to slide onto a waist high truck seat, and smashed one of the berries under my thigh. Getting old is no laughing matter.

A good supporting undergarment helps with this.

 

[Lilianna23]

Loves da OM!!!

We ALL loves us some OM! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

Yep. The wat and k mutual appreciation society (wkmas)

Well.crap...do you have to go fix anything or just sharpen the knives in preparation for next week?

WKMAS (TM, Miss K)

 

[Lilianna23]

So tonight the Lions Club I belong to catered to dinner for bigwigs within the organization. I made two big pans of lasagna, and I did about a billion dishes. Literally 4 hours of dishes. There was like I don't know two pans and just some scatter stuff. I put my rag down and I walked away I said I retire. Now my legs hurt so bad and are aching. So if someone can come and rub my legs and feet for me for a couple hours I would appreciate it. No takers?

Come here and sit in the hot tub for a while!

 

[Lilianna23]

I am having a green diamond pendant i never wear made in to a ring....isn't it pretty.... I was just approving the shank of the ring. I will have a better pic when it is done.

Beautiful!