Cock Talk

[hotoldrguy]

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If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?
Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?
What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?
If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?
Does sex sell—to you?

You mean ads like this

 

[hotwords229_A]

You mean ads like this

Perfect!

Loincloth.This is the only acceptable equivalent. Then you can role play Tarzan.

I agree with this, but I’m not sure why. The loincloth is covering (or not covering) the same amount of real estate, but, for some reason, seems far more masculine than any manufactured covering.

Is it because it’s animal skin? Or have we just been indoctrinated by Tarzan that “Loincloth strong”?

So I kind don’t mind man buns because it gives me a warning that that guy is a douche.

Correct.

 

[Apisto42]

Perfect!

I agree with this, but I’m not sure why. The loincloth is covering (or not covering) the same amount of real estate, but, for some reason, seems far more masculine than any manufactured covering.

Is it because it’s animal skin? Or have we just been indoctrinated by Tarzan that “Loincloth strong”?

Yes. Cause only a “real man” would run around in the jungle and fight wild beasts and guys with guns while wearing only a strip of animal skin that they took off a beast they killed with their bare hands.

Speaking of which, I wore a kilt last weekend. 10/10, would do again.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Speaking of which, I wore a kilt last weekend. 10/10, would do again.

Did you wear it the proper way, or did you have your Superman Underoos on underneath?
Were your balls cold?
Is it wool? Was it scratchy on your dick?

 

[Apisto42]

Did you wear it the proper way, or did you have your Superman Underoos on underneath?

I was getting proper ventilation like my ancestors did.

Were your balls cold?

Nope. We were hosting a Burn’s night and it was busy, but the breeze kept the boys at a non-sweaty temp.

Is it wool? Was it scratchy on your dick?

Not wool. Real wool kilts can fuck right off for three reasons:
1) scratchy as fuck
2) modern buildings have heating systems
3) I’m not rich

 

[AlpineFresco]

If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?

It keeps them in mind for when you do need them!

Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?

Kind of depends on how it's depicted. Just on a counter? No. Light properly? Maybe!

What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?

I don't remember! I don't have a tv and try to avoid ads as much as possible nowadays.

If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?

I mean let's talk money. The more money, the wider the spread (oooh!) of things I'd advertise

Does sex sell—to you?

Sell? I don't know, but like most people it gets my attention. And from there, I'm seeing the ad and product more. If a person sees something multiple times they're more likely to go for it, 'cause it feels like more of a thing.
I'd love to say advertising doesn't work on me but to some degree it works on all of us.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not wool. Real wool kilts can fuck right off for three reasons:
1) scratchy as fuck
2) modern buildings have heating systems
3) I’m not rich

Wool, however, retains approximately 80% of its warmth when wet making it optimal for the Highlands.

 

[Apisto42]

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If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?

Not for the guys that want to get a boner but can’t I suppose. View them as PSA/free health check. Did you get hard? Then you’re still healthy.

Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?

Wot? No.

What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?

I can’t find the exact ad, but this one is close:

I think it was for the same product, but slightly different version. Didn’t mind seeing that ad multiple times. Didn’t buy it, because I like other scents better on me.

If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?

Tacos. But really, anyone dumb enough to pay me to advertise something in a sexy way would not be able to pay for any advertising because they’d be broke ass motherfucker from having a failed business.

Does sex sell—to you?

Nope. Though I did appreciate all the random naked boobs in 1980 movies.

 

[Lmizzler]

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If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?

Ermmm, yes?

Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?

No. But I do find myself hungry at that point.

What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?

Little Mizz remembers vividly being aroused by this commercial.

If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?

Ice Cream! I want to get paid to eat ice cream in a smexy way!!!

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Does sex sell—to you?

The way to my heart is through my penis!

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

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If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?
Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?

I suppose it depends on who’s eating them?

What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?

A Guinness sounds lovely right about now.

If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?

Does sex sell—to you?

Apparently! Cheers!

 

[Apisto42]

I suppose it depends on who’s eating them?

A Guinness sounds lovely right about now.

Apparently! Cheers!

That’s pretty fucking good.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

That’s pretty fucking good.

Yeah I saw that one a while back and the memory stuck with me! Imagine that. ;-)

 

[Endless_Night]

Loincloth.

*has my attention*

Dinner jackets and white tie.

*eyes open wider*

Speaking of which, I wore a kilt last weekend.

 

[Endless_Night]

You mean ads like this

This is hilarious! I wonder if the same dating rules apply to women.

A Guinness sounds lovely right about now.

Guinness is one of the few things I will drink.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

That is naughty!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ads for my Nads

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If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?

So, usually I'd say, as a woman and therefore not the target audience, I think that ED med commercials are hilarious. However, I have taken it and it makes everything just feel more, well more.

So, when a cream for women that has the same ingredients, but is topical, came across my feed, I perked up. The ad wasn't "sexy", but definitely hit the target audience. I'll return & report my findings once it gets here. I wonder if the topical application will still give me a stuffy nose

Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?

Depends, who's eating the banana
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In this I prefer papaya to peaches... for cultural reasons.
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What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?

I don't recall any sexy commercials or ads. I'm more of a music video kind of perv.

If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?

Ice cream, soooooo many possibilities
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Does sex sell—to you?

Not really

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ads for my Nads

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If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?

Have you ever had a boner spring up from one of these ads? They aren't sexy.

Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?

No, it's ridiculous.

What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?

GoDaddy.com. I don't need a website, but I'll never forget they exist!

If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?

A sewer snake. It's so ridiculous, and I could have a lot of fun with that.

Does sex sell—to you?

Sell? No. Get my attention? Usually

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ads for my Nads

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If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?

who the fuck gets a boner from those ads?
I mean, i suppose it takes all sorts..

Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?

bendy bananas? Ask @deefalttwunnyfor .

What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?

I can't think of one.

If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?

anything.

Does sex sell—to you?

Probably. Not consciously.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Ads for my Nads

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If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?

Lmao, most ED commercials are of old couples fishing or holding hands walking. So, I don't find the commercials sexy

Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?

It's better than the old couple holding hands lol

What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?

Cindy Crawford made my Pepsi explode many times

If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?

Scented Massage oils, massaging her on a table, then the lights go off and you hear her moan.

Does sex sell—to you?

Of course, it sells to almost everyone

 

[MedicalMuse]

That’s the sign post up ahead, you are about to enter The Mankini Zone

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We all agree that the bikini is the best invention in modern times, the smaller the better.
However, when it comes to the male body, not so much.

What is the male equivalent to the bikini—G-string, Mankini, Speedo or loincloth?

Speedo

What “sexy” male fashion would you like to see make a comeback?

I don’t think tight fitting jeans ever went out of style. Show off those thick thighs

What “sexy” male fashion do you wish would go away?

Skinny jeans.

Man bun, pro or anti?

No opinion. I like all of it

Backwards baseball hat, for or against?

Ball caps are sexy in any way.

Douche beard, soul patch, mustache, goatee, unibomber beard, or clean shaven?

Beards! Full, thick, ddelicious beards

What “look” do you prefer us guys would lose and/or acquire?

Meh, bring your confidence. You can even make skinny jeans look good if you believe

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ads for my Nads

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If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?

yes. And also no. It might give you a reason to be loyal

Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?

Nope. Papaya

What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?

Pepsi and Cindy Crawford.

If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?

Christmas lights

Does sex sell—to you?

Meh. It’s so underwhelming because it’s everywhere.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ads for my Nads

Are Nads balls?

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It's not working if she's laughing...

If Erectile Dysfunction advertisements give you a boner doesn’t that make them completely ineffective for selling their product?

That actually would be a bonus.

Does the inclusion of a banana or peach in an ad automatically make the ad sexier?

If done correctly, yes.

What is the sexiest advertisement you remember and did it make you want that product, or just like the ad?

I'm trying to find this ad I saw in a "best commercials of all time worldwide" special on television. I think it was from Germany... if I find it I'll post it. It made me laugh, and I was a little aroused. It kinda made me look at fruit and veggies differently.

If you were going to be paid to advertise something in a sexy way, what product would it be?

Cake.

Does sex sell—to you?

To some extent, I would say it does. Clothing certainly.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are Nads balls?

It's not working if she's laughing...

That actually would be a bonus.

If done correctly, yes.

I'm trying to find this ad I saw in a "best commercials of all time worldwide" special on television. I think it was from Germany... if I find it I'll post it. It made me laugh, and I was a little aroused. It kinda made me look at fruit and veggies differently.

Cake.

To some extent, I would say it does. Clothing certainly.

You should start the sexy cake commercial trend!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Speaking of which, I wore a kilt last weekend. 10/10, would do again.

Pics?

 

[hotoldrguy]

You should start the sexy cake commercial trend!

Rule 34
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[lavendersilk]

Rule 34
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Yep. People pay for that.