Sex & Shenanigans

[LadyLascivious1]

It’s gorgeous sunny out…. Feels like it’s been a zillion years since I’ve seen the sun.

If you found out the world was going to end in 2 hours … from right now, this instant.

What would you do?

are you at work? Would you try to get home? Would you get stuck in traffic?
Would you try and call your family? What if the phone lines were clogged and all your calls were being dropped?

I’m working from home, so I think I’d want to enjoy the nice weather, my favorite company, some orgasms, and delicious food. Maybe all at the same time. So pizza or taco delivery while laughing and having fun and sex in the yard?

Also, I’d be skipping to the last few chapters of my book to find out how it ends.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m working from home, so I think I’d want to enjoy the nice weather, my favorite company, some orgasms, and delicious food. Maybe all at the same time. So pizza or taco delivery while laughing and having fun and sex in the yard?

Also, I’d be skipping to the last few chapters of my book to find out how it ends.

You’d make delivery people work their last two hours? Thats cold.

 

[cactusjack0584]

The thing is, in the feminine gaze, what's most erotic is often what you can't see.

So if I don’t post any more pics…. I’m even more sexy?
I can do that!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tattoos #9 and #10 booked. Yay

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fucking genius.

 

[lavendersilk]

Fucking genius.

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That's so sexy.

 

[Qky75]

I don't know who needs to hear this right now but in the words of Little Jimmy Dickens:

"May a bird of paradise fly up your nose."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Never considered that!


Turds don't shine!!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Oh.
Well how about that?

I just need 2 motivated middle-aged dudes, latex gloves, some water, and a big yellow bucket.

I think I can actually get all that stuff.

 

[MissLabelled]

I think this really does test the theory that "Everything's a butt-plug if you're brave enough". Or maybe I'm just a big scaredy cat.

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[vagrantx]

I think this really does test the theory that "Everything's a butt-plug if you're brave enough".

>> Hot Kinky Jo has entered the chat.

 

[MissLabelled]

>> Hot Kinky Jo has entered the chat.

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[dawn_of_night]

Oh yeah!
I food came to food porn.

Hahaha. Food porn is amazing!

Forgot about that particular nocturnal emission!

Dawn, you were still VERY polite.
No worries.

I try! I like po.... food porn too!

I also like your sweats....

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Saw this and I immediately thought of the shenanigang

 

[dawn_of_night]

#vibes
I need a place to lay my head ....
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[JustAnotherFlower]

Saw this elsewhere...it gave me feelings. Not sure if it's disgust or curiosity..

 

[AlpineFresco]

I mean you got them, right? You had to.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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Saw this elsewhere...it gave me feelings. Not sure if it's disgust or curiosity..

If I see those, I'm absolutely trying them.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It’s gorgeous sunny out…. Feels like it’s been a zillion years since I’ve seen the sun.

If you found out the world was going to end in 2 hours … from right now, this instant.

What would you do?

are you at work? Would you try to get home? Would you get stuck in traffic?
Would you try and call your family? What if the phone lines were clogged and all your calls were being dropped?

Trying to steal a plane so I can get to her before time runs out.

If that's not going to work, head north the water's edge and await the inevitable.

 

[SWR101]

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Saw this elsewhere...it gave me feelings. Not sure if it's disgust or curiosity..

Some people just want to watch the world burn…

 

[lavendersilk]

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Saw this elsewhere...it gave me feelings. Not sure if it's disgust or curiosity..

I need to get these for my niece.

 

[Sammysub07]

I think this really does test the theory that "Everything's a butt-plug if you're brave enough". Or maybe I'm just a big scaredy cat.

From a Surgical Assistant, I will always give this advice on Lit, Everything. Is. Not. A. Butt. Plug

Surgical Foreign Body Removal from the rectum Is. A. Thing

Love MythBusters!!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

From a Surgical Assistant, I will always give this advice on Lit, Everything. Is. Not. A. Butt. Plug

Surgical Foreign Body Removal from the rectum Is. A. Thing



Love MythBusters!!

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Let me introduce you...
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[CX726577]

From a Surgical Assistant, I will always give this advice on Lit, Everything. Is. Not. A. Butt. Plug

Surgical Foreign Body Removal from the rectum Is. A. Thing



Love MythBusters!!

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As a former x-ray tech I can confirm !