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That’s the sign post up ahead, you are about to enter The Mankini Zone

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We all agree that the bikini is the best invention in modern times, the smaller the better.
However, when it comes to the male body, not so much.

What is the male equivalent to the bikini—G-string, Mankini, Speedo or loincloth?
What “sexy” male fashion would you like to see make a comeback?
What “sexy” male fashion do you wish would go away?
Man bun, pro or anti?
Backwards baseball hat, for or against?
Douche beard, soul patch, mustache, goatee, unibomber beard, or clean shaven?
What “look” do you prefer us guys would lose and/or acquire?
 
That’s the sign post up ahead, you are about to enter The Mankini Zone

We all agree that the bikini is the best invention in modern times, the smaller the better.
However, when it comes to the male body, not so much.

What is the male equivalent to the bikini—G-string, Mankini, Speedo or loincloth?
I'd have to say what we refer to as Speedo.

What “sexy” male fashion would you like to see make a comeback?
Is male fashion ever sexy? Stylish, maybe. Chic, possibly. But sexy?

What “sexy” male fashion do you wish would go away?
See previously stated remarks.

Man bun, pro or anti?
Ambivalent about the hair style; however, there's a significant correlation between man buns and tools. Not 100%, but still statistically significant.

Backwards baseball hat, for or against?
Mostly against. Isn't the whole point to protect your eyes from the sun? It feels uncomfortable to me to wear one backwards. The only time I do is if I'm trying to keep some sun off my neck or keep my hat from being blown off my head.

Douche beard, soul patch, mustache, goatee, unibomber beard, or clean shaven?
What's a douche beard? Minus the 9 years I wasn't permitted facial hair, I've had a goatee as a minimum since I was 15. In the winter I will sometimes rock a full beard, but I keep it all trimmed fairly well. I'm not into the long, fluffy, or scraggly look.

What “look” do you prefer us guys would lose and/or acquire?
Don't mock jorts (jean shorts). There is a utility to them in certain circumstances.

Can we lose the massive watches? Clearly, if you have a massive watch, you don't work with your hands. I'm not a small dude, but what I consider to be an understated and appropriate watch is feminine compared to the equipment some guys are putting on their wrists.
 
What is the male equivalent to the bikini—G-string, Mankini, Speedo or loincloth?
Whatever it is, it's not whatever that is in the picture! 😬

(Loin cloth works for me.)

What “sexy” male fashion would you like to see make a comeback?
Button down shirts for casual wear. Fashion has gravitated to t-shirts or polos, but button downs are sexy.

What “sexy” male fashion do you wish would go away?

Unkempt beards. If those are still a thing.

Man bun, pro or anti?

Eh. They were fine until they went all ironic.

Backwards baseball hat, for or against?

Sure. Works on some guys. You just have to one of them.

Douche beard, soul patch, mustache, goatee, unibomber beard, or clean shaven?

I'm getting a sense you might have opinions on beards. 🤔

Fan of clean shaven.

What “look” do you prefer us guys would lose and/or acquire?
Hmmm. That's tough. It's like fashion. What works for some simply does not work for others. 🤷‍♀️
 
What is the male equivalent to the bikini—G-string, Mankini, Speedo or loincloth?
speedo, maybe?

I'd prefer nude.
What “sexy” male fashion would you like to see make a comeback?
Suits. I know guys dont wear them so much, but there's something about the feel of someone through clothing.. and the sheerness of a shirt, and suit trousers.... mmm.
What “sexy” male fashion do you wish would go away?
tight tight tight tight jeans. Please.
Man bun, pro or anti?
depends on the person. It can suit some. But I'd need to see it with the bun released....
Backwards baseball hat, for or against?
depends. Again. It has its place. At times. Occasionally.
Douche beard, soul patch, mustache, goatee, unibomber beard, or clean shaven?
always depends on the person. Some people can get away with it. Others not so much. But I don't care.
What “look” do you prefer us guys would lose and/or acquire?
not making an effort. Like, even when you're clearing out the garage, or gardening. You don't NEED to look like a hobo. Although some people can rock that look.
*looks around*
Naked is good. Or... unbuttoned shirt, and trousers.. no socks...
Mmm.. again..
 
This guy looks A.I. generated. If not, I hope he got a lot of money for that shoot. Is there a shot from behind?
We all agree that the bikini is the best invention in modern times, the smaller the better.
Eh...
However, when it comes to the male body, not so much.
I disagree...
What is the male equivalent to the bikini—G-string, Mankini, Speedo or loincloth?
Loincloths are hot, but G-string probably.
What “sexy” male fashion would you like to see make a comeback?
Whatever the fuck this is... 🥵
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What “sexy” male fashion do you wish would go away?
Whatever the fuck this is... 🤨
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Man bun, pro or anti?
Pro. 🥵 When done right.
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Backwards baseball hat, for or against?
It's fine.
Douche beard, soul patch, mustache, goatee, unibomber beard, or clean shaven?
Obviously I enjoy all of the above.
What “look” do you prefer us guys would lose and/or acquire?
I think this was answered above.
 
This guy looks A.I. generated. If not, I hope he got a lot of money for that shoot. Is there a shot from behind?
Definitely airbrushed if not AI. I had to grab this pic in a hurry and I settled for this one. The Borat one kind of makes me 🤢

I haven’t really thought about the back. 🤔
I assume it’s just a string going up his crack? 🤷‍♂️
 
I’m surprised cut off jeans never made a comeback. It seems like every other style from the past has.
They seem very practical and a good way to get more mileage out of your old jeans.
Eh. Cut them off, fold a cuff, tack it down. Much better. Otherwise, they just look sloppy.

Side note: do yourself a favor and search “cut off jeans” there are many, many, many super hot, sexy pics of women who cut their jeans so short they practically aren’t even there!
Except, of course, for carefully cutoffs in crafted carefully photo shoots. :p
 
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