The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.

My wife is saying she’ll divorce me because I was obsessed with television dramas.
But will she leave me?
Find out next week…

Why did my wife cross the road?
To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three hours ago!

Since the snow came all my wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

I told my wife that I want to be a millionaire like my Dad.
She said, “Wow, your Dad’s a millionaire?”
I said, “No, but he wants to be.”

My deaf wife just told me, “We need to talk.”
That’s not a good sign.

My wife told me she thought we’d have less arguments if I wasn’t so pedantic.
I told her “I think you mean fewer”

I had a vasectomy so my wife didn’t get pregnant.
All it did though was change the colour of the baby….
 
Good morning party people. I remembered to set the coffee maker so coffee is here by my side. Dogs are still asleep on the floor by the chair so it's quiet.

Rainy this morning so my muddy dog paw nightmare continues. Thank God for tile floors.

Question of the morning: what color are your bed sheets and what's a TV or streaming series you're enjoying right now or recently?
 
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