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🫂 I'm so sorry, @Missk_2022. That sounds so frustrating. The green beans sound delicious, but I've given up on frozen dinners. Bought a few recently for "convenience" and they have not improved any in 20 years IMO. 😣
I only have a couple I like....it is really more about portion control than anything.... tonight was spaghetti.... I can eat a lot of spaghetti
 
Today was Day 1 of what this outfit calls The Push. So I had all the fucking wheels out there, including wheels I hadn't met yet. So there was that. The good news was, I did my homework and knew (mostly) what the fuck before all the worker bees (weasels at the old company) got busy. We had glitches. I think the plumbers may be our weak link. Maybe. Anyway, the construction manager was happy, so I presume all his bosses were pleased.



Tomorrow is coming.
Sometimes glitches keep you sharp...

I have no doubt that you are on top of things
 
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.

My wife is saying she’ll divorce me because I was obsessed with television dramas.
But will she leave me?
Find out next week…

Why did my wife cross the road?
To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three hours ago!

Since the snow came all my wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

I told my wife that I want to be a millionaire like my Dad.
She said, “Wow, your Dad’s a millionaire?”
I said, “No, but he wants to be.”

My deaf wife just told me, “We need to talk.”
That’s not a good sign.

My wife told me she thought we’d have less arguments if I wasn’t so pedantic.
I told her “I think you mean fewer”

I had a vasectomy so my wife didn’t get pregnant.
All it did though was change the colour of the baby….
 
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