Sex & Shenanigans

[Apisto42]

You know who needs to be spanked?

The people that stand right here when there's room to step aside and don't offer to press your floor for you View attachment 2501536

I always offer to rub a pretty woman’s button.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I like being triggered

Oh I will absolutely remember this.


Also … due to your post earlier, you will not be allowed voca permission.


Anyone else who wants it I will PM it to you.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Strike rules … like 3 you’re out? And never come back? I mean, if that’s how you want it I can abide.

I want to approve this . . . but then I wonder, "How many strikes do I already have?"

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Fish don't arouse me tho

Well not with that attitude they don't.

 

[Jaws82]

Are you aroused, yet?
https://i.ibb.co/5HYJ6Fj/20250224-135132.jpg

There's a snapper joke somewhere to be made..

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fish don't arouse me tho

Congratulations … you managed to post something that no other human would EVER THINK TO BE BOTHERED NEEDING TO CLARIFY.

Here’s your trophy.
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[Sammysub07]

PLEASE PLEASE tell me one of the Lit men put their balls in soaked coffee ground to see if they could “taste” it though their balls

Why am I not surprised by the information I’m finding?! Fucking aye!

Paging @MischiefMakerAlways

Omg!!! Staaahp?! I’m laughing hysterically! Of course he did! Of course Mischief did!
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I wondered how long this was going to take...

not a single person would forget when someone does this!

It was for science!

Yeah, for science?! I smell a euphemism! I’m gonna need the details!! This is hilarious! I know your nerdy ass has stats, too!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are we talking about s&s?
I think it's just showing up. Just shameless show up and talk about whatever you want within the Lit rules cause @crazychemgirl can't kick you out a lit thread. Unlike some other things that can disappear on you if you don't follow the very strick rules

That was my strategy. Keep showing up and not shutting up. Ever.

 

[morelikeasong]

Omg!!! Staaahp?! I’m laughing hysterically! Of course he did! Of course Mischief did!

It was soy sauce. I’m sure he’ll tell you about it

We love a good sport around here. For science.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It was soy sauce. I’m sure he’ll tell you about it

We love a good sport around here. For science.

This is absolutely true.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I always offer to rub a pretty woman’s button.

Us uglies need to reach our destination too

 

[SWR101]

Are you aroused, yet?

No…

https://media.tenor.com/983fOGnPXyMAAAAC/side-eye.gif

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Why am I not surprised by the information I’m finding?! Fucking aye!

Omg!!! Staaahp?! I’m laughing hysterically! Of course he did! Of course Mischief did!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91meykyz2mv9bwdkwyy48vy74td3bkdc11mdoqccz2&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

not a single person would forget when someone does this!

Yeah, for science?! I smell a euphemism! I’m gonna need the details!! This is hilarious! I know your nerdy ass has stats, too!

It was soy sauce. There's a rumor that men can "taste" it if they dip their balls in it.

I did not provide photographic evidence as I really just don't like sharing that part of me.

So, on @aussiegeekygal 's behest, I tried the experiment. It was inconclusive because I didn't account for olfactory contamination. It was definitely... interesting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No…

https://media.tenor.com/983fOGnPXyMAAAAC/side-eye.gif

This is exactly the gif I imagined.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sweet! What bait/lure were you using? That’s a great fish.

I like to tie my own flies, I'm a bit of an artist #HumbleBrag

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh I will absolutely remember this.


Also … due to your post earlier, you will not be allowed voca permission.


Anyone else who wants it I will PM it to you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You made your choice.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It was soy sauce. There's a rumor that men can "taste" it if they dip their balls in it.

I did not provide photographic evidence as I really just don't like sharing that part of me.

So, on @aussiegeekygal 's behest, I tried the experiment. It was inconclusive because I didn't account for olfactory contamination. It was definitely... interesting.

So next time you get covid...

 

[morelikeasong]

Anyone else who wants it I will PM it to you.

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[Apisto42]

Us uglies need to reach our destination too

In an elevator I’m a button slut. I’ll push all the buttons for everyone.

 

[MissLabelled]

Yeah, for science?! I smell a euphemism! I’m gonna need the details!! This is hilarious! I know your nerdy ass has stats, too!

Yes, we need stats!

Like, is it more effective if both balls are in the coffee, or does it suffice with just one?
What about the temperature of the coffee, does that have any significant impact?
Does the coffee need to be black or can it be sweetened, or creamed (not that kind, perverts, all of you!)

 

[MrMakersMark]

Are you aroused, yet?
https://i.ibb.co/5HYJ6Fj/20250224-135132.jpg

Holy fuck, it worked!
Those dipshits inadvertantly unlocked a secret truth.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You made your choice.

 

[MindYaBitness]

In an elevator I’m a button slut. I’ll push all the buttons for everyone.

This you?
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[MissLabelled]

Anyone else who wants it I will PM it to you.

Don't you dare deny me of this!