Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Are we talking about s&s?
I think it's just showing up. Just shameless show up and talk about whatever you want within the Lit rules cause @crazychemgirl can't kick you out a lit thread. Unlike some other things that can disappear on you if you don't follow the very strike rules

Strike rules … like 3 you’re out? And never come back? I mean, if that’s how you want it I can abide.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you aroused, yet?
https://i.ibb.co/5HYJ6Fj/20250224-135132.jpg

That absolutely shouldn’t turn me on.

Nope.

Not at all.

 

[jason28053]

I hate to disappoint but percussive maintenance has nothing to do with drums

It’s the term for smacking something to try to fix it. Like what we used to do with the clunky computer monitors when the screen would go wonky

No disappointment here, point taken. I’ve smacked a few CRTs in my day

 

[hotoldrguy]

Are you aroused, yet?
https://i.ibb.co/5HYJ6Fj/20250224-135132.jpg

WOWSER!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t know what this means. I’m blaming sleep deprivation. Or @OrdinaryPerson feeling left out of the spanking.

I’ll get her later, I’m sure.

 

[MissLabelled]

I think @MissLabelled is probably all spanked out but if anyone else is in need of a little percussive maintenance, I’m available.

It seems all everyone else had was jokes. For you, my ass is always available!

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdDdjeGs0MDR2YnBrajZrM3A3NmtxZDI5eGx3Y3Q0Y3Y3bjdzOGc5MiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/DgxiwsHLlRAN5A4yEZ/giphy.gif

You literally just gotta ask

It does seem that way! Are you joining in?

before I enlarged it, I thought the first one was asshole

Was @deefalttwunnyfor posing again?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I fish...a LOT.
And these fuckers are embarrassing me.
All of those reasons were bad, MindY!


But I also don't have a dating profile.



wtf is going on?

I'm going to post all of my junior goose calling championship awards. I think that will get the guys sufficiently hot & bothered.

 

[Qky75]

* Nods and smiles empathetically whilst muttering "what the actual ee Cummings fuckery....". "

 

[jason28053]

Are you aroused, yet?
https://i.ibb.co/5HYJ6Fj/20250224-135132.jpg

What a nice b-ass you have there!

 

[JerseyJade]

That's great to hear! How are you with tentacles?

OMG! I think I'm going to throw up.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Strike rules … like 3 you’re out? And never come back? I mean, if that’s how you want it I can abide.

Strick. Damnit. I just mean I'm glad this thread doesn't disappear while I'm typing

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fun fact, she used to send me her pics before posting, so I could point out all the fun things in the background she may have missed

I don’t think this is a thing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Strick. Damnit. I just mean I'm glad this thread doesn't disappear while I'm typing

i would absolutely hyperventilate laugh if I could manage to make your screen crash when you tried to post in shenanigans

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t know what this means. I’m blaming sleep deprivation. Or @OrdinaryPerson feeling left out of the spanking.

You know who needs to be spanked?

The people that stand right here when there's room to step aside and don't offer to press your floor for you

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

i would absolutely hyperventilate laugh if I could manage to make your screen crash when you tried to post in shenanigans

No.

I had a great lunch today btw.

 

[morelikeasong]

For you, my ass is always available!

C’mere, sexy
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[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t think this is a thing.

I did it once or twice when I used to post pics

 

[jason28053]

I don’t think this is a thing.

Well it was, just ask @OrdinaryPerson

 

[MissLabelled]

You know who needs to be spanked?

The people that stand right here when there's room to step aside and don't offer to press your floor for you View attachment 2501536

You're going to have to punch them in the head because there isn't much ass there to spank.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No.

I had a great lunch today btw.

So did I … chicken salad wrap. Though I don’t normally orgasm from my food but I guess that’s something you and @Bry1313 have in common.

I’ll try to post less food pics so you both aren’t so triggered.

 

[Apisto42]

Are you aroused, yet?
https://i.ibb.co/5HYJ6Fj/20250224-135132.jpg

Sweet! What bait/lure were you using? That’s a great fish.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So did I … chicken salad wrap. Though I don’t normally orgasm from my food but I guess that’s something you and @Bry1313 have in common.

I’ll try to post less food pics so you both aren’t so triggered.

I like being triggered

 

[jason28053]

I did it once or twice when I used to post pics

And I caught some things you didn’t want posted

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

Are you aroused, yet?
https://i.ibb.co/5HYJ6Fj/20250224-135132.jpg

You should slide the bass more center of body so it reflects you slapping the bass

 

[Apisto42]

You know who needs to be spanked?

The people that stand right here when there's room to step aside and don't offer to press your floor for you View attachment 2501536

I always offer to rub a pretty woman’s button.