The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning and welcome to Coffee Addicts Anonymous.

 

[nipplecaresser]

I was going to tell you exactly what time I woke up this morning but I realised that I could get someone to do it for me.

 

[Khadaji2002]

Good morning and welcome Coffee Addicts Anonymous.

Good evening!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Thought for the day

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good evening!

As Dr Seuss once said “How did it get so late so soon?”

 

[Khadaji2002]

I feel seen! Oh. My. Word. Yes, so much energy just to *appear* normal knowing I'm likely failing in ways obvious to others yet I'm clueless

 

[nipplecaresser]

“You haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?”
Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me.

My wife just hit me with musical instruments.
I didn’t know she had a history of violins.

My wife told me that she used to be Christian.
“That’s not a problem,” I told her.
“Thanks, I’m much happier being a Christine now,” she replied.

I was really struggling to get my wife’s attention….
So, I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.

My wife asked me ‘What are the chances I will get accepted into a convent if I lose weight?’
I said ‘slim to nun’

My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name…
So I called her Bluff…

My wife is leaving me because of the way I treat her friends.
“You’re not even a qualified Gynaecologist,” she said.

 

[Khadaji2002]

I like your sense of humor!

 

[Khadaji2002]

What kind of plant should you always watch out for?

 

[Lilianna23]

Thank you, but probably not. This ain’t my first rodeo, cowgirl.


Plus, these contractors are better than I am accustomed to dealing with, so my life will be simpler.


And I actually have help.


I will hardly know how to behave….

Good workers make all the difference! And they make your life so much easier!

 

[Lilianna23]

Thereby beginning a new saga in your life and times. Congratulations

Don't say anything yet! It ain't over till it's over!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Good morning all *pours first of many cups* still dark out..... I really hate winter

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He looks like he is an incharge kind of guy

That was Fred's MO. She jumped up on my shoulders a time or three, and she would sit in the rafters and watch me, too. I have several pictures of her in her Supervisory Positions.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

What on earth has he done? This just gives credence to the belief that you Murricans are obsessed with litigation!

He prefers it to Susan.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Don't say anything yet! It ain't over till it's over!

Channeling Yogi Berra, are we???

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Awake. Coffee is consumed, almost. Preparing the old brain to go and get 'em today.


This will be fun . . .


because I said so . . . .

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning early risers, afternoon to those over the angry ocean and evening to those over the peaceful ocean.

OMG it’s a heat wave in the Midwest of a string of 40F or more days.

Doing grandpa taxi this morning. Have a great day.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Dayhoosier]

Good morning early risers, afternoon to those over the angry ocean and evening to those over the peaceful ocean.

OMG it’s a heat wave in the Midwest of a string of 40F or more days.

Doing grandpa taxi this morning. Have a great day.

Supposed to hit 50 here today!! *Gets out shorts, tank tops, and flip flops*

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[joclfc]

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Tea please, milk, one sweetener, thanks

 

[Dayhoosier]

Tease and coffees and whatever wakes you for EVERYONE!!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I had a great day yesterday with friends. Old friends are the best as we grew old together accepting each other’s eccentricities.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Tea please, milk, one sweetener, thanks

Oh my another tea person. Weak or strong tea like Yorkshire?

 

[joclfc]

Oh my another tea person. Weak or strong tea like Yorkshire?

Strong, take the bag out before you put the milk in please