The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

Some are just heading to bed, some of us are just coming into the joint. Had a good day today. Got to walk with my kids in 60F weather. Given that Monday, Tuesday, *and* Wednesday had highs of 1F or lower that was a real treat today. It was cloudy, and that was the only down side. So I'm pulling up to the bar, ordering a cheeseburger and a beer, and settling in for the evening.
 
Some are just heading to bed, some of us are just coming into the joint. Had a good day today. Got to walk with my kids in 60F weather. Given that Monday, Tuesday, *and* Wednesday had highs of 1F or lower that was a real treat today. It was cloudy, and that was the only down side. So I'm pulling up to the bar, ordering a cheeseburger and a beer, and settling in for the evening.
It got to 40F here and sunny and although melting snow made it wet I'll take it. More tomorrow but windy. Will definitely get the dogs out for real walks.

Already had my drink this evening and heading to bed ... Hold things down in here, will ya? Oh and nice meeting you if only for a few minutes!
 
It got to 40F here and sunny and although melting snow made it wet I'll take it. More tomorrow but windy. Will definitely get the dogs out for real walks.

Already had my drink this evening and heading to bed ... Hold things down in here, will ya? Oh and nice meeting you if only for a few minutes!
Nice meeting you. Perhaps another day we'll be here at the same time for a bit longer. Cheerio.
 
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