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We have a Bernese mountain dog (full) that's 14 months old and then a puppy that's 1/2 berner and 1/2 lab ...... Plus my daughter has a room upstairs with a whole bunch of exotics (mostly reptiles and amphibians) she's a bio major.... Dinner was "chipotle bowls" steak..... I make up all the parts and everyone builds their bowls .... Then made s'mores dip for dessert.
 
Lilianna23 said:
I think perhaps the meaning of my remark was lost in translation. My slips are made from silk, satin, and lace providing a luxuriously comfortable experience.

I just thought your old gun might want to rest in that rather than the scratchy whatever-it-is your "gun slip" is made of! I'd be happy to donate an old one for your use. If given accurate measurements, I could probably fashion a bespoke solution for you! I'm very handsy, er... handy that way! Your very big, very old, not legal in the US gun could rest in comfort! 🤭🤭🤭
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🤣🤣🤣‼️
 
nipplecaresser said:
Wife: “I’m sick of you pretending you’re a detective!, I think we should split up”.
Me: “Good idea. We can cover more ground that way”

My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the dry side.
It’s definitely something that needs addressing.

My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public.
I said maybe!

When I told my wife I was looking at flights on the internet, she got very excited!
Which was odd as she’s never shown an interest in darts before.

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner…
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector!

I left my last wife because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now…

My wife told me that I’m “not cut out to be a mime”.
“Was it something I said?” I asked.
“Yes,” she replied.

Sometimes I hide my wife’s inhaler…
The neighbours think I’m a stud when they hear her panting heavily “Give it to me!”

I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down…
And then the penne dropped.
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Hillarious! I laughed out loud in bed (more Ammunition for NC) and woke up my wife.
 
Dayhoosier said:
We have a Bernese mountain dog (full) that's 14 months old and then a puppy that's 1/2 berner and 1/2 lab ...... Plus my daughter has a room upstairs with a whole bunch of exotics (mostly reptiles and amphibians) she's a bio major.... Dinner was "chipotle bowls" steak..... I make up all the parts and everyone builds their bowls .... Then made s'mores dip for dessert.
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Sounds like an interesting household zoo!

And a fun dinner too!!
 
AlexD98 said:
Wanders aimlessly in… where am I?
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This is like that scene in northern exposure where Chris has amnesia!

You’re at the greasy spoon and dive bar. Order a coffee or an adult beverage.

We got some simple rules since we’re pretty protective of the vibe we have here.

No politics, religion, drama or hittin on the womenz here. Other than that, it’s mostly friendly banter and fun times like a good coffee joint or a bar.

Welcome.
 
Wonderer67 said:
This is like that scene in northern exposure where Chris has amnesia!

You’re at the greasy spoon and dive bar. Order a coffee or an adult beverage.

We got some simple rules since we’re pretty protective of the vibe we have here.

No politics, religion, drama or hittin on the womenz here. Other than that, it’s mostly friendly banter and fun times like a good coffee joint or a bar.

Welcome.
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I encourage all references to Northern exposure. GREAT pull!
 
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