The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

I think Lili is perfectly capable of wielding her own weapons …. That tongue of hers is pretty damn powerful!

Little ole moi???

 

[Lilianna23]

Good morning....thought I was up too early again but lots of action in here. I suppose spanning timezones keeps things lively

We do have members here from all over. No matter what time you happen to walk through the door, there is likely someone here!

 

[Lilianna23]

Work starts in earnest next week with us. I bought a four pack of blue painters tape in anticipation.

Do I need to loan you my housekeeper?

 

[Lilianna23]

I tend to drink my coffee indoors. So, No, he never came over to inspect my coffee mug. I do, however, have a video of him taking inventory in the back of my truck. It was taken in the same batch of pictures that the one you have seen came from.

Since they don’t have fingers, the only thing they really have that they can grab anything with as their mouths. So he is going through moving things both with his nose and by biting them and lifting them to look to see what’s in the back of the truck. It’s like he’s trying to figure out what it is that humans keep close at hand to understand better what humans do. Or at least this human. It’s kind of like the picture you have seen posted on this thread of him and telly looking at the lawn tractor.

Apparently, if they like you, they will pay close attention to you.

Humankind owes the equine population of the world a huge apology for having treated them in such a shabby manner for so many thousands of years.

I'm so glad you have wonderful memories of him, Wat!

 

[Lilianna23]

I think you did with that last post!!

Sweet, mild-mannered me????

 

[nipplecaresser]

We had a good and productive day.

Mrs wonderer and I split and stacked firewood. Then we went up into the woods to suspect all of our trails. A LOT of ash trees came down in the windstorm this last week. Also a few oaks.

Did some donuts with our ATV. It felt really nice and warm Altho it was only 38.

Then we cut out early and started a nice bonfire in our backyard - listened to some punk rock and drank some beer.

Tonite on MeTV is “War of the Gargantuas” one of the worst/best Japanese monster movies ever made.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Gargantuas

What did you believe they were guilty of?

 

[Lilianna23]

Let us hope this saga is done for you and that you can move on.

Most people like this are alive because it is illegal to kill them. Oh wait, did I really just say that?

It is nearly done. I anticipate moving back into my bedroom next week!

 

[Lilianna23]

I knew I could get the right advice from you

We're always here for you, B2!

 

[Lilianna23]

I'm very new but definitely have noticed that it's round the clock action....as a chronic irregular/terrible sleeper it seems like I might have stumbled into the right establishment. I'll keep reading and catching up and see if I cant figure out how to blend in.

Just be yourself, be respectful (but not painfully so), and have fun! We're a great group and welcoming to (almost!) everyone!

 

[Lilianna23]

My cats know that cats like me, I think. Ethel did inspect my stuff, so she knows. However, she is not angry.


Oil change places that do half assed service do so at their continued economic peril. Meanwhile, I will keep an eye on the oil level and make sure there is oil in the truck, and then I will sort it out myself when Weather gets a little more cooperative.

I'm glad Ethyl is accommodating!

 

[Lilianna23]

Well done, sir!!

Well, I never! (Actually, I might have. But just once! Twice at the most!)

 

[Lilianna23]

Now we have determined why I am inordinately fond of you two.


We already had a pretty good idea….

Because we're crazy???

 

[Lilianna23]

I thought I have very factual advice about the L Ron Hubbard book, diuretics.

Required reading for first year nursing students!

 

[Lilianna23]

There’s also the secret initiation rites …

JK - have a cuppa coffee with us!

Don't warn him, W!

 

[Lilianna23]

I'd actually prefer erotic over exotic....or maybe it's that erotic IS exotic these days ..... So what's everyone here do? I don't mean for work .... We all probably do too much talking about work. I mean like when you aren't working?

I terrorize contractors!

 

[Lilianna23]

Sounds absolutely lovely to me! I work a pretty regular job .... Outside of that time with my nearly grown kids, cooking, and I'm way too into ultra running (everyone relax I won't be boring you with running stories I'm not that guy)

My 68 yo brother still runs. He used to do triathlons and marathons. He does mostly halfs now. He also trains his younger friends. I didn't get the running gene.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Don't warn him, W!

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Exactly how long after joining does one undergo these initiations? Asking for a friend...

 

[Lilianna23]

*flips page for more notes* don't....cross....Liliana or MsK.... *Underlined twice*

We're both nurses. We can help you... or not...

 

[Lilianna23]

We have people in different time zones so likely to have someone about....good morning ish to everyone

Did you have a good day, hun? ️

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning sweet Sunday souls. Have a relaxing day.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Thought for the day

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones

 

[nipplecaresser]

He is cutting wood not....WOOD

He finds cutting wood THAT exciting?

 

[nipplecaresser]

Wife: “I’m sick of you pretending you’re a detective!, I think we should split up”.
Me: “Good idea. We can cover more ground that way”

My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the dry side.
It’s definitely something that needs addressing.

My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public.
I said maybe!

When I told my wife I was looking at flights on the internet, she got very excited!
Which was odd as she’s never shown an interest in darts before.

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner…
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector!

I left my last wife because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now…

My wife told me that I’m “not cut out to be a mime”.
“Was it something I said?” I asked.
“Yes,” she replied.

Sometimes I hide my wife’s inhaler…
The neighbours think I’m a stud when they hear her panting heavily “Give it to me!”

I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down…
And then the penne dropped.

 

[Missk_2022]

It's tough. I'm a tall lanky guy and for years tried so hard to gain weight. Now I can look at a Ritz cracker and gain 5 lbs. Finally back down to my pre-Covid weight but still want to drop another 7-10 lbs.

I have a lot to lose. I have lost 75....

 

[fullservice65]

Goodnight to all, and to all a goodnight.