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[B2fromA2looking4U]

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[Lilianna23]

It's nearly 0300 on a cold monsoon-y Sunday (thanks @subdudeme13!) morning. We're having the effects of an atmospheric river here. I thanked my kids for it when I talked with them earlier tonight. They live in Hawaii.

I saw B2 is awake already. I doubt I will escape him so I better prepare for lashing from a feather or 100.

Enjoy your remaining weekend day, all! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

Did I really catch Lili? Out come the feathers

Squeals! ️

 

[Wonderer67]

Sounds like heaven! I love the bonfire and music time. Throw on a brat on a stick and a rum and coke with a splash of rumple minz and invite us over to watch stars, shoot the shit, and relax. I play a mean kazoo.

You are always welcome!

We love to have a bonfire on cool nights! It’s so nice to be outside.

 

[Lilianna23]

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Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning early risers and may your coffee be strong.

Good night Lili.

 

[Wonderer67]

I've been poking around the Lit ORP forums. I wanted to give it a look-see. I like RPGs and the like and doing it in an adult setting as writing instead of real-time sounded fun.

I read the posting rules. Clicked on the links for tips and tricks. Read a couple of short examples. Perused the abbreviated lingo. I was ready to search for a thread to jump into.

Yeah, right.

I clicked on a thread description that mentioned a D&D type story and it was so intimidating. These peoples' story read like a Robert Jordan epic novel. Each and every contributor sounded like a Rhodes Scholar.

To be fair though, what a story! I'm going back to read it till the end. It was so good. But i felt like buffoon that had just stumbled onto a drawer of sharp knives. I had no business picking one up.

Anyone else pokes their heads into those ongoing story's? What was your impression?

I have taken a look, but it sounds ridiculously complex and overblown to me.

Plus it walays seems like you’re an outsider jumping into someone else’s story.

 

[Wonderer67]

What did you believe they were guilty of?

The better question is what were they NOT guilty of??

 

[Tessinwales]

Good morning early risers and may your coffee be strong.
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Good night Lili.

I knew that something that made me feel so alive and on the ball like coffee does, couldn't be all that bad, could it? Then a friend just said what about cocaine? Fair point I guess.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

How about a dead blow hammer?

You said “blow,” and failed to post Beavhead and Buttis….

 

[Wonderer67]

Exactly how long after joining does one undergo these initiations? Asking for a friend...

Rule 69

Paragraph 3

Section 8

Subsection 282.5

Says: “Hitherto the beating and whippings will continue till morale improves. An audit shall be conducted on a triennial period with audits being conducted one year after the second year… waiting till the fourth year shallest be concluded a year too long….”

It goes on and on.

 

[Wonderer67]

Thought for the day

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones

Great saying!

 

[Dayhoosier]

We have a Bernese mountain dog (full) that's 14 months old and then a puppy that's 1/2 berner and 1/2 lab ...... Plus my daughter has a room upstairs with a whole bunch of exotics (mostly reptiles and amphibians) she's a bio major.... Dinner was "chipotle bowls" steak..... I make up all the parts and everyone builds their bowls .... Then made s'mores dip for dessert.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I think perhaps the meaning of my remark was lost in translation. My slips are made from silk, satin, and lace providing a luxuriously comfortable experience.

I just thought your old gun might want to rest in that rather than the scratchy whatever-it-is your "gun slip" is made of! I'd be happy to donate an old one for your use. If given accurate measurements, I could probably fashion a bespoke solution for you! I'm very handsy, er... handy that way! Your very big, very old, not legal in the US gun could rest in comfort!

 

[Dayhoosier]

I guess I should have made the above a reply but I was asked about our animals and the food.

Good morning all..... My biggest complaint this morning is that I forgot to set the coffee maker last night and now I'm just waiting.

 

[Wonderer67]

Wife: “I’m sick of you pretending you’re a detective!, I think we should split up”.
Me: “Good idea. We can cover more ground that way”

My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the dry side.
It’s definitely something that needs addressing.

My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public.
I said maybe!

When I told my wife I was looking at flights on the internet, she got very excited!
Which was odd as she’s never shown an interest in darts before.

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner…
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector!

I left my last wife because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now…

My wife told me that I’m “not cut out to be a mime”.
“Was it something I said?” I asked.
“Yes,” she replied.

Sometimes I hide my wife’s inhaler…
The neighbours think I’m a stud when they hear her panting heavily “Give it to me!”

I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down…
And then the penne dropped.

Hillarious! I laughed out loud in bed (more Ammunition for NC) and woke up my wife.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Do I need to loan you my housekeeper?

Thank you, but probably not. This ain’t my first rodeo, cowgirl.


Plus, these contractors are better than I am accustomed to dealing with, so my life will be simpler.


And I actually have help.


I will hardly know how to behave….

 

[Wonderer67]

We have a Bernese mountain dog (full) that's 14 months old and then a puppy that's 1/2 berner and 1/2 lab ...... Plus my daughter has a room upstairs with a whole bunch of exotics (mostly reptiles and amphibians) she's a bio major.... Dinner was "chipotle bowls" steak..... I make up all the parts and everyone builds their bowls .... Then made s'mores dip for dessert.

Sounds like an interesting household zoo!

And a fun dinner too!!

 

[Wonderer67]

cowgirl

You said cowgirl…

Reverse or regular?? Just askin??

 

[Dayhoosier]

Sounds like an interesting household zoo!

And a fun dinner too!!

SUCH a zoo

 

[Wonderer67]

I have a lot to lose. I have lost 75....

That’s amazing, k!

 

[Wonderer67]

Goodnight to all, and to all a goodnight.

Order up!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I guess I should have made the above a reply but I was asked about our animals and the food.

Good morning all..... My biggest complaint this morning is that I forgot to set the coffee maker last night and now I'm just waiting.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm so glad you have wonderful memories of him, Wat!

Thank you very much!


Meanwhile,Telly is doing his best to fill in as the human’s poodle.


I suspect that we both miss him.


They were very close friends.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It is nearly done. I anticipate moving back into my bedroom next week!

Thereby beginning a new saga in your life and times. Congratulations