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[SpicyBean99]

I am a newbie here to this site! I say newbie, I remember sneaking onto my mums laptop when I was far too young to be consuming the content we all know and love here but now I’m back in my mid 20s as a prolific lover, and now writer, of smut. I guess I wanted to get to know some other fellow writers, be able to brainstorm ideas (the more taboo the better), and hopefully make some virtual writing friends! I have no idea how most of this works so please be gentle with meeee! Anyway, I’m Bean and I hope to hear from some of you soon!!!

 

[UnderTheSnow]

Can't wait to read your submissions!

 

[AllenWoody]

No red flags here.

 

[Bamagan]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit....
Welcome! Don't mind the crazies, the attention just encourages them.

 

[nice90sguy]

Hi, Bean, you're cute!!! what's your IP address?

 

[StillStunned]

I am a newbie here to this site! I say newbie, I remember sneaking onto my mums laptop when I was far too young to be consuming the content we all know and love here but now I’m back in my mid 20s as a prolific lover, and now writer, of smut. I guess I wanted to get to know some other fellow writers, be able to brainstorm ideas (the more taboo the better), and hopefully make some virtual writing friends! I have no idea how most of this works so please be gentle with meeee! Anyway, I’m Bean and I hope to hear from some of you soon!!!

Welcome! Most of the natives are friendly, and some are even helpful. Just write your stories and don't take anyone too seriously.

Good luck, and have fun writing!

 

[SpicyBean99]

No red flags here.

I have to admit I’m on the darker red side of a red flag

 

[SpicyBean99]

Hi, Bean, you're cute!!! what's your IP address?

Morning Mr Nice Guy

Wait, I’m scared, are you going to come and steal all my nudes and passwords

Oh damn. I’ve really put myself in it now

Luckily I use a VPN

 

[SpicyBean99]

Welcome! Most of the natives are friendly, and some are even helpful. Just write your stories and don't take anyone too seriously.

Good luck, and have fun writing!

I don’t even take myself seriously anymore Thankyou for the warm welcome my love! I look forward to being critiqued! X

 

[GABBWLvr]

Welcome to the site. Looking forward to hearing more from you and sharing. I’d love to chat if you would like to reach out in DM.

 

[Lifestyle66]

Morning Mr Nice Guy

Wait, I’m scared, are you going to come and steal all my nudes and passwords

Oh damn. I’ve really put myself in it now

Luckily I use a VPN

If you post all of your nudes yourself, ... maybe they'll leave your passwords alone. It will distract them (... us, yeah, I'm a pervert, too.)

 

[SpicyBean99]

If you post all of your nudes yourself, ... maybe they'll leave your passwords alone. It will distract them (... us, yeah, I'm a pervert, too.)

Aren’t we all, just a “little” pervy

Oh, so the solution to my personal cybersecurity is just strategic nudity? Bold strategy, Thankyou for the advice, let's see if it pays off.

 

[jaF0]

I'm thinking you may want AmPics or Personals, or maybe even the Playground.

 

[Lifestyle66]

Aren’t we all, just a “little” pervy

Oh, so the solution to my personal cybersecurity is just strategic nudity? Bold strategy, Thankyou for the advice, let's see if it pays off.

"Strategic Nudity"
"Distracting them with nudes to protect more important things."

We call that a "plot bunnie" for an erotic story idea.

(A long time ago, I really posted Playboy and Penthouse centerfolds on the walls in our Army barracks room to distract the company commander during room inspections. He never found fault with the room or our wall lockers!)

 

[Rob_Royale]

Welcome to Lit. I look forward to checking out your work.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

If you post all of your nudes yourself, ... maybe they'll leave your passwords alone. It will distract them (... us, yeah, I'm a pervert, too.)

Oh, so the solution to my personal cybersecurity is just strategic nudity? Bold strategy, Thankyou for the advice, let's see if it pays off.

"Strategic Nudity"
"Distracting them with nudes to protect more important things."

We call that a "plot bunnie" for an erotic story idea.

Go ahead, keep talking. What? No, that's not the sound of my ballpoint pen writing an idea for later...

 

[Lifestyle66]

Go ahead, keep talking. What? No, that's not the sound of my ballpoint pen writing an idea for later...

My wife sometimes does it to me.

We'll sit at the table to play a two-person card game, as we often do, and we track to see who beats who by the end of the week with total number of wins. And when she falls behind in the stats with me winning more, she'll take her shirt and bra off to "get more comfortable!"

Picking her tits up in her hands, she'll bounce them a few times, saying "And you know what's great about these: I get to play with them whenever I want!"

"What the fuck! That's cheating!" How can I be expected to play cards under such circumstances!

 

[TarnishedPenny]

 

[Belegon]

Almost none of us knew what we were doing when we started.... You're In the right place!!!! I don't believe I ever would have gotten a novel planned, written and published if not for the things I learned in the AH and the friends I learned them from who were so supportive!

 

[Hias]

Hi ass here my name is Dee Dee I am not much of a writer I tried Lol anyway my stories are true I had two friends boxing for me I didn’t want it then found out I liked it the sex is crazy

 

[SofiaLaFrench]

Welcome, Bean! I'm looking forward to reading your stories!

 

[Comshaw]

I am a newbie here to this site! I say newbie, I remember sneaking onto my mums laptop when I was far too young to be consuming the content we all know and love here but now I’m back in my mid 20s as a prolific lover, and now writer, of smut. I guess I wanted to get to know some other fellow writers, be able to brainstorm ideas (the more taboo the better), and hopefully make some virtual writing friends! I have no idea how most of this works so please be gentle with meeee! Anyway, I’m Bean and I hope to hear from some of you soon!!! View attachment 2499634

Welcome! I are smart. I are a author. I kin help wiff lots of ideers. Okay, 'nuff of the smart ass stuff.

There are a lot of very astute writers here. The collective experience and intelligence here is amazing. Soak it in and it will help your stories.

My advise: listen, add your own opinion when you're comfortable to do it and above all have fun.


Comshaw is 10-10 and on the side.




Comshaw

 

[lovecraft68]

I somehow missed this thread, but I saw the 'get to know SpiceyBean" thread.

I'll just say this will be interesting to see how the usual suspects react if the OP sticks around the forum.

 

[lovecraft68]

My wife sometimes does it to me.

We'll sit at the table to play a two-person card game, as we often do, and we track to see who beats who by the end of the week with total number of wins. And when she falls behind in the stats with me winning more, she'll take her shirt and bra off to "get more comfortable!"

Picking her tits up in her hands, she'll bounce them a few times, saying "And you know what's great about these: I get to play with them whenever I want!"

"What the fuck! That's cheating!" How can I be expected to play cards under such circumstances!

Back a few years ago, there was a team in my eightball league that had a 'secret weapon'

Said weapon was an extremely attractive woman who not only could play well but dressed for distraction.

Come playoffs she would wear these shirts that either buttoned or zipped down the front and as time went on she'd reveal more and more of her breasts as she leaned over the table to shoot, or make sure she was in the view of the person shooting against her. The skirts were also much higher or the shorts that much tighter. Juvenile as it seems, she won a lot of games by getting guys to pay attention to her and not the match.

In the finals my captain matched her up with me because I'm so obsessed with winning you could have a nude woman dancing on the table and I wouldn't notice.

It was a good match because she was a legit 6 (out of 8) ranking and for all the tricks, could play, but I beat her by two games, even with her flaunting the goods the entire time.

One of my teammates said afterwards that she commented, "He's either gay or a robot."

Of course his reply was, "Pretty sure he's not a robot." and left it at that.

That's what friends are for.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Aren’t we all, just a “little” pervy

Just a little though

Oh, so the solution to my personal cybersecurity is just strategic nudity? Bold strategy, Thankyou for the advice, let's see if it pays off.