What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ShaneoD]

So... if The Shining was turned into a porn, then the elevator scene would be a flood of cum... It would take approximately 227,000 men donating a sample to create an equal size volume of cum to match the blood used in the film..

Someone really has been thinking about that fire extinguisher treatment hasn't she

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I hated the way a bf and his family said my name, so I had them use my middle name.

My name is only four letters, it's hard to mess up.

My middle name is the feminine spelling of a unisex name. And 6th grade was also the year I had an unfortunately short hair cut. Bad combo, lol.

Lol I tried that too. My mom found out. She did not like and gave me a lot of grief.

I don’t think my family knew. My mom let me get that stupid hair cut, lol.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Someone really has been thinking about that fire extinguisher treatment hasn't she

You left me wanting.. what do you expect to happen?! I can't be left unattended.

And seriously, I crunched the numbers to figure that out and can back up my figures.

 

[Shady_nz]

Have you ever wanted to change your name? When I was a kiddo, I would sometimes wish my name were something else. I do like my name, though!

As a kid, I hated my name precisely because it was unusual back then, but now I like it because I get so many compliments on it!
Hated my maiden name and wanted to marry a Smith or Jones so that I could stop spelling it all the time. Mr Shady isn't Smith or Jones, but still better( and easier) than my maiden name

 

[ShaneoD]

You left me wanting.. what do you expect to happen?! I can't be left unattended.

And seriously, I crunched the numbers to figure that out and can back up my figures.

For some reason that reminded me of an old work colleague who once said

"If we all pull together, we'll have a white Christmas"

 

[AmberLGreen]

Have you ever wanted to change your name? When I was a kiddo, I would sometimes wish my name were something else. I do like my name, though!

If you could change it, what would you change it to?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I have an old lady first name and a boy middle name (and an uncommon last name). If you Google me, it is me (with all of my work glory [I LOVE my job] and my progressively slower 5K times). That’s fun, lol.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have an old lady first name and a boy middle name (and an uncommon last name). If you Google me, it is me (with all of my work glory [I LOVE my job] and my progressively slower 5K times). That’s fun, lol.

My name is a shortened version of another name. At school, I used to have to take my birth certificate into some classes to prove that it was my name so they wouldn’t keep calling me by the more formal version

 

[AmberLGreen]

For some reason that reminded me of an old work colleague who once said

"If we all pull together, we'll have a white Christmas"

You would have to be “pulling” for quite a while

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

For some reason that reminded me of an old work colleague who once said

"If we all pull together, we'll have a white Christmas"

I'd rather a solo glazing than a group effort for a completely white Christmas... just saying.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You would have to be “pulling” for quite a while

I got something for you to pull on lnow what Im saying…

 

[ShaneoD]

I'd rather a solo glazing than a group effort for a completely white Christmas... just saying.

You're just teasing now....... and yet I come back to read it

 

[dawn_of_night]

I superglued the fingers of my left hand to an object earlier. No, it was not on purpose. That's my masturbating hand.. the digits are all weird and crusty now.. do I cheat on it an awkwardly attempt my right hand or....

Oh this is the worst.....
I'm so sorry......

 

[ericalauren]

If you could change it, what would you change it to?

I wouldn't change my first name or last name. I would change my middle name to something like Maddalena, though.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I got something for you to pull on lnow what Im saying…

You need a bottle opening again?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You're just teasing now....... and yet I come back to read it

Always, sweetie, and you come back because you enjoy it...and are vaguely curious.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You need a bottle opening again?

Bottle of boner pills.

 

[ShaneoD]

Always, sweetie, and you come back because you enjoy it...and are vaguely curious.

Who doesn't enjoy the attention of an attractive lady, even though he should be working an not getting distracted by part of him that should be asleep

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Who doesn't enjoy the attention of an attractive lady, even though he should be working an not getting distracted by part of him that should be asleep

Awwww... And what's wrong with getting paid to flirt? No one is crying, there's no smoke, and paychecks went out on time.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Bottle of boner pills.

Most of Lit knows that you don’t need those

 

[MrMakersMark]

Bottle of boner pills.

Oi! Pass the dutchie!

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

 

[ToPleaseHim]

OMG I have a new pain med for my knees. And it’s the best. I think this is the first time that I’ve been actually aware of a medicine obviously working (well, outside of antibiotics I suppose… ermmm and that epidural). They are blue and I called them my magic blue pills. My bf and my daughter heard it and they both burst out laughing and none of us will let me forget I said that.

 

[AmberLGreen]

OMG I have a new pain med for my knees. And it’s the best. I think this is the first time that I’ve been actually aware of a medicine obviously working (well, outside of antibiotics I suppose… ermmm and that epidural). They are blue and I called them my magic blue pills. My bf and my daughter heard it and they both burst out laughing and none of us will let me forget I said that.

Are they for “stiff” knees?

 

[AuntieDisco]

The witching hour(s) has/have begun!!!!