Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

And when you squeeze them, their eyes pop out!

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[Qky75]

Testicle? How juvenile to use the correct name! I like to call them my Stress Balls, because I like to roll them in my hand!

And when you squeeze them, their eyes pop out!

Thank you for using the singular..... now my new favorite song @crazychemgirl introduced me to is stuck iny head!! Yay!

Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo....

 

[SWR101]

And when you squeeze them, their eyes pop out!

Or roll back

 

[MindYaBitness]

Thank you for using the singular..... now my new favorite song @crazychemgirl introduced me to is stuck iny head!! Yay!

Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo....

I learned that song when I was 10, to my mother's absolute horror

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I’m curious about “grow’ers” vs “show’ers”


If you’re a show’er … does that mean you’re constantly walking around with this massive elephant trunk in your pants all the time? Does it get in the way? Do your balls push it forward? And how much bigger does it get when hard?

If you’re a grow’er … are you happy about the transition from mini winky to impressive badonk? Is it like a party trick like those dinosaurs we used to put in water? See how big it can grow? Do you ever wish you were a show”er so you had the initial impress?

Grow'er here.
I'm trying to think of the number of times the "initial impress" might have been nice, and it's really not that many. I like the retractable penis I have very much. He's there when I need him, but otherwise doesn't intrude, doesn't make a scene, doesn't steal my limelight. That's a good friend right there.

 

[BongoGal]

I don't recall ever meeting a genuine show'er. And come to think of it, I've never had anyone tell me that someone was a show'er.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think the growers have an advantage. They've got a built in trick, like watching one of those crazy inflatable guys in front of car dealerships. Show-ers, you get what you get, and the rest of the time it's just in the way.

From my personal experience… show’ers can also be grow’ers

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I think the growers have an advantage. They've got a built in trick, like watching one of those crazy inflatable guys in front of car dealerships. Show-ers, you get what you get, and the rest of the time it's just in the way.

You are correct. This is exactly what my penis looks like. I'm just gonna send this instead of dick pics from now on.

https://imgur.com/a/CM30nQN

 

[Qky75]

From my personal experience… show’ers can also be grow’ers

That's just hurtful

 

[MindYaBitness]

You are correct. This is exactly what my penis looks like. I'm just gonna send this instead of dick pics from now on.

https://imgur.com/a/CM30nQN

I would welcome that over 99.9% of the unsolicited pics I've received! Shows good humor and might actually make want to see more!

 

[Qky75]

I would welcome that over 99.9% of the unsolicited pics I've received! Shows good humor and might actually make want to see more!

You did appreciate my Dick pic as much as I appreciated your rack pic. Instant pals

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I would welcome that over 99.9% of the unsolicited pics I've received! Shows good humor and might actually make want to see more!

Of course you want to see more. We all know what you're here for.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Of course you want to see more. We all know what you're here for.
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actual footage of me trying to twerk

 

[BongoGal]

I remember being surprised the first time I saw a small flaccid penis. I think it was while he was sleeping. I thought, "Oh, yeah, when they are out and in my presence, they are usually hard."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wet hair in drains, I just can't! When I owned the salon my partner would obliging clean out the traps at the washrooms just so she didn't have to hear the lovely mix of me crying & dry heaving. My husband has to take my hair out of our shower drain. I don't know why it's fine to be wet hair if it on my head, but the moment it detached and falls to the ground, it's disgusting and I can't even think about it, let alone touch it!

I am waiting to see if my ex asks me to come clean out her shower drain. She can't do it, and neither can the kid. If so, oh, the price I will charge her!



Chocolate chip cookies. She pays me in chocolate chip cookies. I estimate we stayed married for at least three and a half years longer due to her chocolate chip cookies.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I am waiting to see if my ex asks me to come clean out her shower drain. She can't do it, and neither can the kid. If so, oh, the price I will charge her!



Chocolate chip cookies. She pays me in chocolate chip cookies. I estimate we stayed married for at least three and a half years longer due to her chocolate chip cookies.

I get that! I've done some shady shit to get my father in law to make Tallarin Saltado. I'm like a French bulldog, very food-motivated!

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/14UjkWSxHQxp

Yeah...yeah that knd of works....

 

[MindYaBitness]

I remember being surprised the first time I saw a small flaccid penis. I think it was while he was sleeping. I thought, "Oh, yeah, when they are out and in my presence, they are usually hard."

Like observing it in it's wild state? I'm sure David Attenborough was narrating in your head, "once the penis returns to it's natural bush land habitat, it is finally able to let its guard down and rests & readies itself fight again tomorrow"

 

[SWR101]

Like observing it in it's wild state? I'm sure David Attenborough was narrating in your head, "once the penis returns to it's natural bush land habitat, it is finally able to let its guard down and rests & readies itself fight again tomorrow"

Or just a polite southern woman “aww, little sugar’s all tuckered out…”

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m curious about “grow’ers” vs “show’ers”


If you’re a show’er … does that mean you’re constantly walking around with this massive elephant trunk in your pants all the time? Does it get in the way? Do your balls push it forward? And how much bigger does it get when hard?

If you’re a grow’er … are you happy about the transition from mini winky to impressive badonk? Is it like a party trick like those dinosaurs we used to put in water? See how big it can grow? Do you ever wish you were a show”er so you had the initial impress?

As a grower, I'd like a little more stage presence when not the main act, but I didn't really care too much until I rapidly gained a lot of weight because the fatty tissue makes it look even less - well, it just looks like less.

Impressive badonk? Hardly, but there's something about a partner helping grow the show and the pleasure we both get from it. It is what it is and I don't really give it much thought. I'm more concerned about the effect my weight has had on the aesthetic. It's all still there, I just have to be more intentional to get it all used up.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m curious about “grow’ers” vs “show’ers”


If you’re a show’er … does that mean you’re constantly walking around with this massive elephant trunk in your pants all the time? Does it get in the way? Do your balls push it forward? And how much bigger does it get when hard?

If you’re a grow’er … are you happy about the transition from mini winky to impressive badonk? Is it like a party trick like those dinosaurs we used to put in water? See how big it can grow? Do you ever wish you were a show”er so you had the initial impress?

Also in the grower category. Quite a bit so. (The one woman I know who enjoyed naming her partners' cocks referred to mine as "the accordion." I am still not entirely sure how I feel about that...) And our society being what it is -- visually focused and obsessed with porn -- it took a while before I was comfortable with that. Eventually I understood that, like hairlines, height, and even how handsome your face is, there was nothing I did, or any other man did, to affect that, so why stress over it? (Though a lot of stress generated by those things, heh). That said, given how showers are responded to ("gray sweatpants weather," dick tricks, etc), there have been times when I wish I was different -- but then it takes a very physically assured person to never wish something was different, I suppose.

I did have a girlfriend when I was younger who was obsessed with how I grew, though. Her previous boyfriends had been showers, and she thought my cock was fascinating -- which is never a bad thing. Rather than making out, she would jump directly to oral because she loved feeling me grow in her mouth until I hit the back of her throat. Which is where I really unlearned a lot of screwed up thoughts and fears, honestly. I owe a lot of that to her. That and learning the song played was far more important than the instrument...

 

[Qky75]

The problem with living in a temperate climate is having to wear layers. You must drink ergo you must pee; only to be met with the onion layers of hell trying to relieve yourself before making a mess. You think people in Aruba deal with that?!?!? No. No they do not.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The problem with living in a temperate climate is having to wear layers. You must drink ergo you must pee; only to be met with the onion layers of hell trying to relieve yourself before making a mess. You think people in Aruba deal with that?!?!? No. No they do not.

This is why I bought coveralls that have a zip between the legs …. Instant coveralls skirt

 

[LupineOne]

You’re so close!!!!


You can do it sexy pants!!

And now, because my boss’s boss fucked up the schedule, I’ve got an unanticipated overnight shift Tuesday.

Just take me out back like Old Yeller.

 

[Qky75]

This is why I bought coveralls that have a zip between the legs …. Instant coveralls skirt

I'm already visualizing the advantages